8/1 - Chris pledges to Doopie's NSFW Patreon account

[Karen Riley]

To be fair, today is the day that Chris got 400 dollars on Patreon as well as his month's tugboat which gets paid to him every Tuesday, so the money he pledged today is money that's basically burning a hole in his pocket that he has to spend immediately as usual.

I'd say since Chris got all this money at once (it was like 2 grand), he's going to end up spending it a lot quicker than normal and probably coming back to begging by like the third week in August. I can't wait to hear his reasoning behind why we should give him money as well, when he basically throws like 50 dollars into a black hole (the Patreon account of a voice actress who doesn't care about him), every single month.

 

[Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4]

I can't believe the culture of degeneracy we live in that people buy and sell this shit.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Spoiler: shecameforcwc2017

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The odd music-related request from CWC could refer to the kind of jazz Bob was into.

people buy and sell this shit

Porn has been around since the Stone Age. What's new is using Patreon to make money off of thirsty people with mental issues.

Synesthesia is linked to autism[...]

Is there anything autism doesn't mess with?

 

[Gunslinger]

Chris picked up two more Patreons to support, one of which is Doopie's NSFW Patreon - KittenBell. Is he even aware he's being sued for failing to pay his debt?

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He left this comment on one of Doopie's drawings:

"I enjoy your drawing style, despite the content. I have an idea for the next one, or future one, for your KittenBell: Vinyl Scratch and Octavia (humans) being on each other. Maybe they're both sitting up, makin' out and fondling/fingering. Put on a jammin' boom box playing some dubba/cello mix."

Spoiler: Source - NSFW

https://www.patreon.com/posts/kittenbell-13578340
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I'm pretty sure when Chris says 'despite the content' what he means is despite the dicks. He immediately launches into one of his lesbian fantasies--online in front of everyone--involving his pony waifu, so the fact it's pornographic is obviously not the issue. Just the way he presents it is so creepy and disturbing. Doopie had to see this coming, right?

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Also, what the fuck is dubba?

Probably dubstep music through an autistic lexicon.
What Chris is probably trying to suss out in his mind is "Have Electroswing on a Boombox." since Electroswing to an intellectually stunted individual is similar to dubstep, but with swing string instruments.

 

[waffle]

I'm pretty sure his objection to the "content" is that it has a dick in it, hence his request for lesbian porn.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

1. Who the fuck thinks tuba/cello music is sexy

 

[Doctor Krieger]

I can't believe the culture of degeneracy we live in that people buy and sell this shit.

Eh, it's porn, there's always gonna be an audience and money to be made there.

Seriously though, how has there not been a visit from a collection agency or the taxman to put an end to Chris and Blob's bullshit?

 

[redliner]

He left this comment on one of Doopie's drawings:

"I enjoy your drawing style, despite the content. I have an idea for the next one, or future one, for your KittenBell: Vinyl Scratch and Octavia (humans) being on each other. Maybe they're both sitting up, makin' out and fondling/fingering. Put on a jammin' boom box playing some dubba/cello mix."

Nuh-uh, Chris, not for free. You're going to have to drop more Patreonbux for that.

Porn has been around since the Stone Age. What's new is using Patreon to make money off of thirsty people with mental issues.

No way. Commissioning art has been easy to do on the internet for a long, long time, no matter how weird or pornographic. Patreon has just streamlined the process further. It's why there won't be a Doopie saga unless Chris does something really off the wall; what's happening right now is pretty unremarkable. Chris is just another creepy person requesting creepy art.

 

[thismanlies]

I want someone to pay her to draw a remastered SheCame4CWC.jpg

How much does she charge? That could be worth looking into.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

In fairness I guarantee you this is not the creepiest thing a requester posted on this woman's page.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

To be fair, today is the day that Chris got 400 dollars on Patreon as well as his month's tugboat which gets paid to him every Tuesday, so the money he pledged today is money that's basically burning a hole in his pocket that he has to spend immediately as usual.

I'd say since Chris got all this money at once (it was like 2 grand), he's going to end up spending it a lot quicker than normal and probably coming back to begging by like the third week in August. I can't wait to hear his reasoning behind why we should give him money as well, when he basically throws like 50 dollars into a black hole (the Patreon account of a voice actress who doesn't care about him), every single month.

"we need the money for shakes.... and chris' porn"

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Your tax money hard at work here folks.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

Eh, it's porn, there's always gonna be an audience and money to be made there.

Seriously though, how has there not been a visit from a collection agency or the taxman to put an end to Chris and Blob's bullshit?

There've been several. The hoard ate them, though.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Your tax money hard at work here folks.

Society cannot collapse and go full Mad Max fast enough.

 

[Cripple]

Spoiler: Source - NSFW

https://www.patreon.com/posts/kittenbell-13578340
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How is this "censored"? I can still see everything!

Oh god. He's going to get Doopie to draw a NSFW sketch of Rosechu, isn't he?

With or without ?

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Doopie thread when? We're getting really close to the lolcow event horizon now that she's drawing NSFW cartoon porn for speds on Patreon.

She's also making Hella cash for it so she's cool.

EDIT: Yes in retrospect I accept this was probably a dumbass thing to post.

 

[ON 190]

With or without ?

Dickgirl Rosechu fucking girl Rosechu.

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

Looks like Chris finally found someone to properly draw Rosechu masturbatin' and SQUIRTIN'!