I've been lurking this thread for a while and I've decided to throw one in, so gather round.
I knew this guy in high school who was quite possible the biggest nice guy ever. He fit most of the stereotypes. Autistic, into nerd shit, and wore a fedora unironically. The only ones he didn't fall under were being fat with a neckbeard. Instead, he was short and lanky to the point of anyone being able to take him down just by blowing on him. He and also had massive anger issues, going Chris Chan level apeshit whenever people messed with him, and even once saying he'll shoot up the White House if Trump doesn't become president.
Anyway, this guy would hit on anything as long as it had a vagina. Didn't matter the age, or if the girl was in his league or not, he'd go for it. He would constantly bitch about being single, saying stuff like, Why am I a senior and still a virgin!!?" I've got a few particular tails about this guy.
He hit on one of my friends. Not just basic flirting, I mean real creepy borderline sexual shit. He once described his fapping habits to her and even got in trouble for fapping in the locker rooms. Not to mention he played with her bra strap. And he'd ask her out multiple times even though at the time she had a boyfriend.
Another girl told me she was on a date with her boyfriend, and the creep happens to be at the same restaurant with his family. He goes up and starts hitting on her....in front of her boyfriend. If I was that guy, I would've socked him.
He got so desperate that he dated a freshman his senior year. The real kicker was that she found his shit too creepy and left his ass.
Right now, he's at my college and is actually dating someone, but treats her like a trophy wife. He posted a pic of them kissing on Instagram and was bragging about her like she was an award instead of a human.
If this guy was more active on social media, he'd probably have a thread here.