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I wonder what Greg Skordas will do with his $1,500
Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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I'm glad weens didn't ruin everything, then. Also why would he set the alarm for when he thought he had to be there? It would be kind of useless by that point, except to tell you you were already late.
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Lord knows. He was probably thinking about hookers at the time, or he has such a shitty phone that he can't set calendar dates to half hour intervals, or he assumed court would run late, or he's just a complete dumbfuck.
The mind boggles.
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Don't forget the part about said mongoloid, drooling, scoreless, knock-kneed midget posting on social media that he only dates 9s or 10s on his scale of female humanity -- if he even perceives the Instagram models as human.
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He should donate it a talented rising star with moebius syndrome...something Russhole never was and never will be.
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That was the most amazing climax I've ever read. Props to His Honor and Skordas for keeping a straight face during the ordeal because Lord knows Russell couldn't--somehow.
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Hookers and blow.
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Tickets for a pop starlet concert.
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I can't wait to see how his standing there awkwardly drooling in Skordas's direction quickly morphs into "I beat the thit out oth Thkorduth."
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I'm man enough to admit I was wrong. That was actually pretty funny and satisfying. Sometimes it's good to be wrong.
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I can't help but feel like this is some kind of BS made up because they know he has over 1000 followers and they don't want to have to send it to every fan who writes in. Eh, let's give it a few weeks until they forget they're supposed to give us the runaround and then try again.
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OP's been updated with links to the transcript. A legal beatdown like that is straight out of my wildest dreams, it's so beautiful. God bless America.
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I joined kiwifarms because of this thread- it's so excruciating yet satisfying at the same time. Thanks to those who actually went to court and took the time to take notes/take pics/film trolls.
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OK, so now that I'm done with all that, I wanted to add some thoughts. First of all, thanks for all the kind comments and gratitude and so forth. I know there's many of you that would have gone if you had the chance in your area and reported back exactly as I and others did.
Considering everything, I am certain the bailiffs were made aware of Russ's Facebook page well in advance of yesterday. Outside the courtroom, there was a small office with bailiffs and/or other security personnel, and one of them did walk up to the man at the metal detector, and ask him if someone had arrived yet. I am pretty sure he was asking about Russ, although I cannot confirm that he called him by any name... It's certainly possible. So I think they brought that to the judge's attention, possibly well in advance, but also possibly that day. They did start several minutes late, which I'm sure isn't unusual, but you have to wonder. I don't think there are usually two bailiffs in small claims court, but I've never been, so I don't know. He also mentioned something about them needing special people there.
The judge was so sharp, as you can read, but it was even more incredible than it reads. He didn't sigh, but he had so much awesome tone in his voice. He was totally fair, but he raised his voice with some mockery at times. He would do great with a Judge Judy type show, I'm telling you. He took that long of a time on it for Russ's own good, to try to teach him that what he's doing is a big deal. You can't just sue whoever you want for any reason that you want.
When Russell was talking, sometimes for a word or two, he sounded like he was giving a talk in church about something spiritual. If you're not Mormon you might not recognize it. I found that very funny. It was like he was trying to use those same oratorical techniques. It was subtle, but I definitely picked up on it.
I mean, I knew he was pathetic, but he was sooooo pathetic and small. Just... It was like he was trying to imbue some sort of sad, dramatic emotion into his experiences because the words themselves didn't provide it. Especially when he was talking about being "threatened" and "harassed." He feared for his life you guys! Why can't you appreciate how painful that was? You know he had it rehearsed, and he was all ready to read his little statement. Then he got out literally one sentence of it before he was cut off! And then when Skordas was talking about the date thing with Taylor Swift, he was vigorously shaking his head no... Like, you're getting this all twisted! It was amazing.
No Russ, he had it exactly right. You sued her because you wanted to date her. You said, "I'll be damned if she dates somebody else!" and then on an article talking about her new boyfriend you said something to the effect of, "This piece of crap never learns!" as if she harmed you in some way by having a boyfriend.
And the reason you sued Ariana was not because of anything that happened the night of the concert. It's because she didn't get back to you to say she wanted to do your song and go out with you. You were just waiting for her to say yes, as you said, and she never did, because she forgot about you .2 seconds after she met you. I'm sure she gets very expensive flowers and other gifts all the time. The stupid booklet you made wasn't even about her. It was all about you. You admitted in court under oath that you didn't want it to turn into a Taylor Swift situation. You said, "I did not want to make this a bad situation." Because you held out this delusional hope that your life was about to change. You hoped that you wouldn't have to turn it into a bad situation. Meaning, it wasn't a bad situation until you decided you had to try to turn it into one to get what you wanted. It wasn't because of what happened that night. It was because of what didn't happen after that night.
One other thing I thought was funny was that he thought he was discriminated against because he talked to the guy at Vivint Home Arena, who said he had had no other complaints of a similar nature. So that proves it was discrimination based on disability. No, dumbass! It means other people don't make official complaints because someone looked at them in a way they don't like. It means other people don't have delusional expectations about some of the most famous people in the world. And he was afraid the guards would do something to him at the Q&A if he stood up and asked a question, not because he looked drunk, but because he wanted to say or ask something completely inappropriate. It's inappropriate to hit on women you don't know, even if they are famous. Maybe especially if they are famous. There's not enough time in the day to politely decline all the men who would like to go out with Taylor Swift or Ariana Grande.
I've never seen someone more delusional in my life that didn't need an ambulance to the ER immediately. It was a very amusing experience. I'm glad I went.
Considering everything, I am certain the bailiffs were made aware of Russ's Facebook page well in advance of yesterday. Outside the courtroom, there was a small office with bailiffs and/or other security personnel, and one of them did walk up to the man at the metal detector, and ask him if someone had arrived yet. I am pretty sure he was asking about Russ, although I cannot confirm that he called him by any name... It's certainly possible. So I think they brought that to the judge's attention, possibly well in advance, but also possibly that day. They did start several minutes late, which I'm sure isn't unusual, but you have to wonder. I don't think there are usually two bailiffs in small claims court, but I've never been, so I don't know. He also mentioned something about them needing special people there.
The judge was so sharp, as you can read, but it was even more incredible than it reads. He didn't sigh, but he had so much awesome tone in his voice. He was totally fair, but he raised his voice with some mockery at times. He would do great with a Judge Judy type show, I'm telling you. He took that long of a time on it for Russ's own good, to try to teach him that what he's doing is a big deal. You can't just sue whoever you want for any reason that you want.
When Russell was talking, sometimes for a word or two, he sounded like he was giving a talk in church about something spiritual. If you're not Mormon you might not recognize it. I found that very funny. It was like he was trying to use those same oratorical techniques. It was subtle, but I definitely picked up on it.
I mean, I knew he was pathetic, but he was sooooo pathetic and small. Just... It was like he was trying to imbue some sort of sad, dramatic emotion into his experiences because the words themselves didn't provide it. Especially when he was talking about being "threatened" and "harassed." He feared for his life you guys! Why can't you appreciate how painful that was? You know he had it rehearsed, and he was all ready to read his little statement. Then he got out literally one sentence of it before he was cut off! And then when Skordas was talking about the date thing with Taylor Swift, he was vigorously shaking his head no... Like, you're getting this all twisted! It was amazing.
No Russ, he had it exactly right. You sued her because you wanted to date her. You said, "I'll be damned if she dates somebody else!" and then on an article talking about her new boyfriend you said something to the effect of, "This piece of crap never learns!" as if she harmed you in some way by having a boyfriend.
And the reason you sued Ariana was not because of anything that happened the night of the concert. It's because she didn't get back to you to say she wanted to do your song and go out with you. You were just waiting for her to say yes, as you said, and she never did, because she forgot about you .2 seconds after she met you. I'm sure she gets very expensive flowers and other gifts all the time. The stupid booklet you made wasn't even about her. It was all about you. You admitted in court under oath that you didn't want it to turn into a Taylor Swift situation. You said, "I did not want to make this a bad situation." Because you held out this delusional hope that your life was about to change. You hoped that you wouldn't have to turn it into a bad situation. Meaning, it wasn't a bad situation until you decided you had to try to turn it into one to get what you wanted. It wasn't because of what happened that night. It was because of what didn't happen after that night.
One other thing I thought was funny was that he thought he was discriminated against because he talked to the guy at Vivint Home Arena, who said he had had no other complaints of a similar nature. So that proves it was discrimination based on disability. No, dumbass! It means other people don't make official complaints because someone looked at them in a way they don't like. It means other people don't have delusional expectations about some of the most famous people in the world. And he was afraid the guards would do something to him at the Q&A if he stood up and asked a question, not because he looked drunk, but because he wanted to say or ask something completely inappropriate. It's inappropriate to hit on women you don't know, even if they are famous. Maybe especially if they are famous. There's not enough time in the day to politely decline all the men who would like to go out with Taylor Swift or Ariana Grande.
I've never seen someone more delusional in my life that didn't need an ambulance to the ER immediately. It was a very amusing experience. I'm glad I went.
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@sharshorita I know I speak for all when I say we are very glad you went too.
And your interpretation of the events is also fascinating. So do you think by the end, Russ understood at all what the judge was saying? Or does he have no grasp on reality at all and was just focused on the way he thought they twisted it?
He looked defeated walking out of the courtroom. But then he stood right in the middle of the walkway like he thought he and Skordas was going to have a conversation, like it was Suits and the lawyers were really friends. Very strange. Skordas pretended he didn't see him and brushed by.
You were right about security, in the video they were watching him when he left the courtroom too. They took his blood threat very seriously.
You are a genius for realizing that Russ wanted to say something inappropriate to Ariana. Of course he did! I didn't think of that until now, but that's it. He wanted to ask her for a date or a fuck but the security guards weren't going to let that happen, so he took it as threatening.
He got a major dressing down that would make any normal person not want to see inside a courtroom ever again. Russ though? We'll see. He still has his brothel suit.
Thanks again for doing such an awesome job and being our eyes and ears.
And your interpretation of the events is also fascinating. So do you think by the end, Russ understood at all what the judge was saying? Or does he have no grasp on reality at all and was just focused on the way he thought they twisted it?
He looked defeated walking out of the courtroom. But then he stood right in the middle of the walkway like he thought he and Skordas was going to have a conversation, like it was Suits and the lawyers were really friends. Very strange. Skordas pretended he didn't see him and brushed by.
You were right about security, in the video they were watching him when he left the courtroom too. They took his blood threat very seriously.
You are a genius for realizing that Russ wanted to say something inappropriate to Ariana. Of course he did! I didn't think of that until now, but that's it. He wanted to ask her for a date or a fuck but the security guards weren't going to let that happen, so he took it as threatening.
He got a major dressing down that would make any normal person not want to see inside a courtroom ever again. Russ though? We'll see. He still has his brothel suit.
Thanks again for doing such an awesome job and being our eyes and ears.
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It's pretty obvious everyone present other than Greer himself viewed Greer as a crazy person who might attempt to attack them. Greer is the only person present who viewed everyone else there as someone who might shake his hand after his crazy stalking behavior.
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Still no facebook activity. Looks like Judge Smackdown put the fears into him. Are we taking bets on how long he is back with a sob story about how the SLC small claims court discriminates against the disabled?