Lovequest 8/5 - Chris still thinks he has a chance with Doopie

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I know reaction images are frowned upon but I can't help but think of this meme right now:
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PsychoNerd054 said:
Ok, so it may seem pretty stupid to some that I'm posting a thread about a post Chris made on his General Twitter, but when you actually think about it for a bit, you just come to realize just how delusional Chris actually is that he still believes that Doopie will just run into his arms and hug. I also felt that this worthy of its own thread since it shows that Chris still hasn't given up on Doopie, and will most likely try to find some other means of stalking her. Plus it is just so stupid, that I couldn't resist! Enjoy!

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The face @Karen Riley makes when she realizes that the next time she's wants Chris to draw her a self portrait, he'll dox her and post her contact details on Patreon
 
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TaterBot said:
"I cannot believe I had to unblock you to tell you this"... What, you never got tangled up with an Aspergie on a love friendship quest before? How naive.
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Business is business. You don't just decline service to a guy in your store because he's fat and whispers under his breath. Chris just happens to completely not understand that a "business relationship" isn't the same thing as a "romantic relationship". The idea of formalities is beyond him, so when Doopie says things like "thank you" he thinks she's really glad to be around him.
 
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Baldur's Gait said:
As much as I would like to see Doopie tell Chris to stop, I don't think that's likely to happen. She's already blocked him and as far as we know she's probably muted him as well, considering she hasn't said anything to or about him. Even if she's aware of Chris thinking he still has a chance (which could be either or at this point), she's not seeing his tweets anymore so Chris' ramblings ultimately mean nothing. I think she's probably waiting for the situation to blow over.

Not to mention, even if she did tell him that it's not the trolls it's him, it won't get through his head. Somehow Chris' mind has twisted her telling him that they aren't friends that the dang, dirty trolls are to blame. Chris is incapable of seeing he's ever at fault, so he's gonna make all sorts of rationalizations as to why it's not his fault.
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He's been raised to believe he's a brave little boy who is very special and incredibly handsome, humility and being wrong are foreign concepts to him.
 
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idosometimes said:
Is Chris actually in control of his social media accounts? Between this and the replies to trolls, I am wondering if he died or was hacked or something. The doopie stuff just puts it over the top. He was told they weren't friends and then tries to technicality it to an internet stranger.

How can this not be a work?
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No he really is that dense. I think Tragi-Chan put it perfectly on page 4, he understands that specific actions have a specific consequence and what's expected as a reply when it occurs, other than that he understands nothing. It's just rote learning and he gets nothing off the cues, hints and meanings behind what is being said and how.
 
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Wow, this whole situation has left me both speechless and thoroughly entertained for the past few days, and this just really takes the cake. Good on Doopie for cutting ties, though it's a shame it took so long. Really curious to see how Chris processes this, if at all.

Edit: Fucking late as hell seeing as there's been a whole other thread on this for hours now lmao.
 
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Jerk Sauce said:
what's expected as a reply when it occurs, other than that he understands nothing. It's just rote learning and he gets nothing off the cues, hints and meanings behind what is being said and how.
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This. This is exactly how :autism:'s are trained to cope in the world at the most basic level.. Watch how others respond and mimic it like a mockingbird.

A parrot just repeats, sometimes in response to a specific series of sounds, what it's learned. It doesn't understand what it's saying.

I'm sure Chris has had a few psychotherapy sessions where he's been told "See what other people do when they get upset? Do that. "

Chris hasn't developed any self awareness, his lack of chimping lately is more due to distraction and narcissism as he laser beams in on his SLGBTQ quest, which is really just an attempt to get china from a different direction. I predict as he keeps running into dead ends on this route (and approaches 40 - good god) we'll see more sperging.

Doopie is only the beginning. 2006 Chris never went away - it was just hidden away under layers of theatrical faggotry, like his True Inner Vagina.
 
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Marvin said:
We did. A few years ago, we called up some big juggy african queen hookers to head over to 14BC. They didn't like that they got tricked, so they started arguing with Borb for money, until Borb threatened to call the cops.

Chris went to his room and cried because they were scary sassy black women.

I feel bad for the hookers.
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Was that you on the phone who asked Barb "is your refrigerator running"?
 
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Heather Mason said:
It's just going to get even better as time goes on. Chris will ripen with age like a neglected septic tank and he'll keep shooting for the same age range he always has. I hope we all live to see a 60 year old Chris trying to get sweet with some poor 20something who was unlucky enough to cross his path
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'That's what I love about these Patreon girls man: I get older, they stay the same age.'
 
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rawr_the_deathclaw said:
I have to wonder if Doopie's boyfriend may get involved in this, if Doopie should see the tweets.
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Chris unblocked him, then he blocked Chris. Chis was probably hoping to uncover evidence of nefarious conspiracies with the trolls or domestic violence or something.

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This all came to a head after he started following the NSFW account, correct?

Perhaps he became fixated on Doopie because that art is, in some sense, a woman being relatively open with the fact they are a sexual being and Chris being Chris cannot see this as anything else but an invitation.

A woman being sexual with her artwork? She must be ready to fuck anyone at anytime, right? That seems like Chris logic alright.
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I've said this before, but Chris' understanding of female sexuality is 50% the cheesiest rom-coms to 50% porn, and his understanding of lesbian sexuality is more like 100% porn. He absolutely believes in this notion that there are hordes of women out there who will tear all their clothes off and leap on the first warm body they see at the merest provocation. I firmly believe with Doopie that based on her porn art, he thought he'd finally found one of these nymphomaniacs and just thought he could get friendly with her, invite her over and then a tee-hee-us-girls sleepover would turn into a red-hot tribbing session initiated by her.
 
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