Favorite Unintentional Troll(s)

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Favorite Unintentional Troll(s)

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To clarify, these are people to didn't go out of their way to mess with Chris (with the exception of Chris himself), but he feels picked on / continue picking on him. As you can imagine, this covers a lot of territoy, so the first six are notable names and the other four are general categories. If you feel someone needs special mention please do so!

My vote goes to Adam Stackhouse: The guy didn't even know Chris existed until a year after the "trolling."
Honorable Mention goes to Rob Bell: The man gets them off with a much lighter sentence than they may have gotten otherwise, but he's still treated like crap because he didn't prove their innoccence.
 
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Adam Stackhouse is legendary.

Imagine winning a contest and finding out long after that the guy who lost is not only more famous than you, but he threatened to kill you and you didn't know about it
 
We already know the answer. It's Barb. Chris intentionally trolls himself.
 
I have to go with Adam Stackhouse. He managed to incite one of Chris' most ridiculous, sanctimonious hissy fits without ever saying a word to him. Also his sister is adorable (no pedofork).
 
Michael Snyder is amazing to me. I want to shake his hand. He tried to be like a big brother to Chris, and when Chris went too far he made him accountable for his actions. I feel a little bad for Snyder, somebody who was offering a safe hangout for somewhat antisocial folks to get together and make friends. Lots of these types of game stores struggle to stay open, and it takes someone who's passionate about the games to keep it all going. Having to babysit Barb Chandler's overgrown brat shouldn't have been his responsibility. He was in the right when he banned Chris, and he could've fucked over the Chandlers for a long time when they hit him with their car, but he chose not to. Snyder is a good man, Chris is lucky for that.
 
My favorite is when Null sent the package and Chris was too stupid to figure out how it worked. Calling a guy a dodo brain after he gives you stuff was worth a hearty chuckle so, Null. He truly didn't intent to troll but rustled Chris's jimmies anyways.
 
Theoretically any poor soul who comes into contact with Chris is a troll to him in one way or another. Except maybe Rocky if only because she's completely unaware of Chris's worldwide reputation.
But from all these people, I pick Adam Stackhouse. All you need to do is be more talented than Chris to become a troll - while that doesn't take much, Stackhouse landed a particularly powerful blow by submitting a professionally made entry.
 
I had to go with the witch-bitch herself, Mary Lee Walsh. She is the only person in a position of authority that ever told Chris the one cold hard fact about his entire life that he wishes were not true, which I believe was along the lines of "You're not going to get a girlfriend this way, or any way!"
 
Had to go with Mary Lee Walsh. I loved her email where she was kind of bitchy and just completely disregarded what Chris said and was insistent about a in-person meeting needing to take place.

Snyder was an idiot for following Chris into the parking lot and blocking his car. Photography is not a crime.
 
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Cuddlebug said:
Adam Stackhouse is legendary.

Imagine winning a contest and finding out long after that the guy who lost is not only more famous than you, but he threatened to kill you and you didn't know about it
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Addendum: It was a contest that Adam and his little sister did in good fun, and probably forgot about as soon as they won. Chris entered a contest made for people ten years his junior (at least) to score with Megan, and hasn't let go since.

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How much does Rob Bell count? I mean, this is the guy that Chris clung onto to save him from a life sentence (or a year's sentence, your pick), and even he had the gall to call Chris an autistic manchild. That nearly broke Chris, too, right there in the courtroom.
 
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Michael Snyder is amazing to me. I want to shake his hand. He tried to be like a big brother to Chris, and when Chris went too far he made him accountable for his actions. I feel a little bad for Snyder, somebody who was offering a safe hangout for somewhat antisocial folks to get together and make friends. Lots of these types of game stores struggle to stay open, and it takes someone who's passionate about the games to keep it all going. Having to babysit Barb Chandler's overgrown brat shouldn't have been his responsibility. He was in the right when he banned Chris, and he could've fucked over the Chandlers for a long time when they hit him with their car, but he chose not to. Snyder is a good man, Chris is lucky for that.
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Why is he getting sued? Poor guy. Having to deal with Chris IRL sounds like the worst possible thing.
 
Henry Bemis said:
Addendum: It was a contest that Adam and his little sister did in good fun, and probably forgot about as soon as they won. Chris entered a contest made for people ten years his junior (at least) to score with Megan, and hasn't let go since.
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Yeah, Chris thought winning that contest would be a life-changing event. He would finally bang Megan. He would make her his sweetheart. They would get married. She would live in his room and replace Kimmi.

I often wonder what would have happened if he would have won. He probably would have ultimately ended up taking his mom.
 
Henry Bemis said:
Addendum: It was a contest that Adam and his little sister did in good fun, and probably forgot about as soon as they won. Chris entered a contest made for people ten years his junior (at least) to score with Megan, and hasn't let go since.
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Actually, believe it or not, Adam Stackhouse is roughly Chris's age, I think. He did it to promote his media company or whatever - but hey, it worked.
 
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