Sex Toy General - We all have them. Even you.

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A number of threads here have danced at the penumbra of the discussion of sex toys, so there seems to be reason to open up a thread just for their discussion.

Sex toy technology has exploded over the course of the past 20 years. Where the generic beige 8x5 personal massager was in the panty drawer of most women in the 80s-90s, there are more options now than ever.

Here is a girl with a channel where she reviews sex toys for beginners

http://sluttygirlproblems.com/review/hippocampus-medium-dildo/
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We’ve all seen toys made to look like men… and toys that look like flowers, bananas, or even lipstick. But never would I ever have imagined that I’d find a dildo designed to look like a fantasy creature, much less a mythical beast I had never heard of before. When I learned about Exotic-Erotics, my naïveté was clear. I was amazed at their live-cast toys, which are incredibly realistic dildos that look exactly like animal penises. I was even more in awe of their fantasy toys, which were designed and casted to mimic our favorite fantasy creatures – like dragons, werewolves, and unicorns. Exotic-Erotics’ toys are truly out of this world – with a detailed and unique design that could only come from the creative minds of their designers. But there’s only one thing better than a totally unique toy… and Exotic-Erotics has this covered, too. Each and every one of their silicone dildos is entirely customizable to fit your desires and preferences – including the size, shape, firmness, and color of the toy – all through their hand-crafted casts. As a lover of all things sex toys, Exotic-Erotics’ complete customization makes finding the perfect toy easy – and puts them ahead of all the competition, making them the top notch manufacturer for custom, realistic toys that I have ever come across.
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Here is a more exotic toy, it is called an ovipositor


Here is a Bad Dragon fox dildo


There are lots of videos out there of girls reviewing sex toys. Feel free to give your own reviews.
 
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Cake Farts said:
Don't get the small mini mite vibrators from Spencer's. Sure they are pretty cheap and small but they aren't very strong and break easy.


But anyways nice b8. Is Kiwi Farms gonna store data on our sex toy preferences now?
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We already do. So we can sell the data to Adam & Eve and Pink Cherry, and use the money to buy hot pockets.
 
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widowspiderling said:
Have you guys seen the corn dildo popping up on wish? People in my personal and even professional timelines keep laughing about it and I sure as hell don't understand the appeal.

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That looks like it'd be a bitch to clean, but then again, if you buy and use the corn dildo you kinda deserve the yeast infection that comes after
 
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