Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I've been watching some of her old vlogs and just the way she talks makes me question how honest she is being about her education. First of all, is it a southern thing to say it's "storming"? I've never heard this before, in the north we say raining, cloudy, snowing, thunderstorms, lightening and hail. Storming could me so many things, it's weird.
Other Amber-isms
Dark time=night
Kit-tun= kitten
Beg=bag
Pitch-ur=picture
Amber= Amberlynn
Please feel free to add to this list.

This was already done a few months ago.
 
5 days since big AL has posted a video... this is becoming the norm for her, only posting videos once or twice a week, yet has the audacity to call it her full-time job. I think she has gotten much lazier ever since she met Becky. It is sad when someone has no job, does not go to school, does not have any family to take care of, yet cannot even put in the effort to upload some content. I wonder how this beast supports herself at this point! I think she sits at Becky's house all day while Becky works.
 
I figure she "works" maybe 8 hours a week tops.

Three hours to upload, according to her. Let's give an hour for editing, which is generous considering she films on her phone. I do not consider the act of vlogging or filming work, so she gets nothing for that. Two videos a week times 4 hours of "work" per video is 8 hours of "work" a week.

So AL, what was it you were saying you were so busy with recently?
 
I was saying the way she speaks in general sounds uneducated like saying dark time instead of night or evening.

Amber's speech reminds me of Ruby Gettinger's weird, infantile idiolect. Ruby deliberately mispronounced words and would sometimes use upspeak and babyish syntax. The people I've encountered who do that in real life are almost always morbidly obese women. It's like they're trying to get people to see tiny, precious little girls inhabiting those big bodies.
 
The McD's meal contained 1690 calories and 66g fat according to the calculator on their website.

She never said what all was in her spinnage salad, nor the portions used.

WW points-wise, the McDonald's meal was 72 points for what she showed. I couldn't obviously measure the salad, but the spinach and apples are 0 and the rest would be around 15.

Edit to add: I'm sure she only showed these two meals because GUISE IM STILL WITHIN MY POINTS but, as we all know, she ate more than that and didn't exercise at all. Plus, didn't she put her "highest weight" as her current weight to calculate her points? Get them gainz, Big AL.
 
I was kind of shoked about her size in her new Video.
She is bigger than hungryfatchick ( was around 400 lbs ) bigger than Amy Slaton, but she doesnt give a f about that.

The Vid was boring like always.
She had the chance to post some content at the lake but well...
Shopping again.

I wonder if she forgot her cats at all.
I wouldnt be suprised if she gives them away one day.
 
I just watched her newest video. She said that people have been telling her to diet soda is bad...so she is drinking regular soda. Sometimes I wonder if she's trolling or is really that dumb.
Since "a lot of people" think diet soda is bad for you, that makes beetus better.

Speaking of beetus, can anyone identify what this is? I tried to pause the video to see but I can't make it out. Looks to be a gallon of iced tea, but what type?
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Since "a lot of people" think diet soda is bad for you, that makes beetus better.

I honestly think the "comments about diet soda being bad" was her excuse to give even less fucks. Because it's always someone else's fault. When she makes another video about giving up on weight loss, just watch, it'll be because of "the comments" always shitting on what she eats/drinks, like it was last time.

Speaking of beetus, can anyone identify what this is? I tried to pause the video to see but I can't make it out. Looks to be a gallon of iced tea, but what type?
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Why does it looks like it's all in the bottom even when the bottle is on its' side? Maybe it's frozen, but I'd like to think it's because it's chocolate sauce and not iced tea at all. EDIT: Just remembered hotel rooms don't have freezers (at least, big enough for a bottle that size). BEETUS CONFIRMED...?
 
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