Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[WhoAmILikeWhaaaat]

This bitch is on her ask.fm saying she played short stop when she played softball. That is literally the position that requires the most agility and movement. There is no way that she played short stop, even when she played softball as a little kid.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Also says she was busy because she went to a graduation. Now that may be so, but according to her snapchat, (which I didn't save) it was a little kid graduation. Always trying to make everything out to be bigger than it is. And posting pics of other people's kids on your snapchat without permission is shitty. And there's no way you got permission from all 35 of them.

 

[thejackal]

She's probably applying welfare and disability, those are her "appointments". What a moron, most people would fucking kill not to work and just have "apointments" to go to all day long. Christ, you know how normal people always lament how easy college in hindsight after working a 40-50 hour a week job for a few years in addition to making all their "appointments".

Try it Amber. It's all relative.

 

[JayBlue]

Not that this would happen but AL should make a video about everything she has missed out on and can't do because she's so big.

 

[C3PBRO]

Maybe she would be good at photography, she's certainly got a knack for angles.

The Amberlynn Reid School of Looking Less Like a Gigantic Fatfuck on Social Media.

Step 1.
Choose a photo "literally from a month ago lol."

Step 2.
Open the beauty function on your phone and narrow your face and make your eyes larger.

Step 3.
Drop filters like they brown rice farts, gorl.

Step 4.
Crop that gut the fuck outta here.

"But C3PBRO, I still look like a disgusting fatass! ):"
Don't panic, you can always take a photo from three months ago (thanks @GORL) and just lie about when you took it:

 

[GORL]

Don't panic, you can always take a photo from two months ago and just lie about when you took it:

Omg, it's actually 3 months old! She posted the video on May 9th and you know she pre-recorded that video.

 

[JSGOTI]

Look, just report the troll guestposters and don't respond to them.
If people can't do that and I need to keep cleaning up this thread, I'll start passing out temporary threadbans.

 

[thejackal]

Look, just report the troll guestposters and don't respond to them.
If people can't do that and I need to keep cleaning up this thread, I'll start passing out temporary threadbans.

Oh man that line about reporting us to the authorities for "being disgusting" should be immortalized tho. The irony!

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

And yet every post comes during a commercial break of the Celebrity Big Brother stream...

Also on ask.fm ATM...

 

[JSGOTI]

And yet every post comes during a commercial break of the Celebrity Big Brother stream...

Also on ask.fm ATM...

Where is Amberlyn currently located?
I'm not extremely familiar with this thread.

 

[C3PBRO]

Where is Amberlyn currently located?
I'm not extremely familiar with this thread.

Louisville, KY
EDIT: Just realized she claimed to be at Becky's, not sure if that's the same town.

 

[JSGOTI]

Louisville, KY

Then no, the current guestposter is not actually Amberlynn, just some thirsty white knight or something to that extent.

 

[IDEK]

I blame dumb bitches like Whitney Thore for the rise in obese women using PCOS as a way to dodge taking personal responsibility for their weight problems.

Thankfully, taking personal responsibility is the first line of treatment:

Lifestyle modifications are considered first-line treatment for women with PCOS. Such changes include the following:
Diet
Exercise
Weight loss

Amber is somewhat admitting to having type 2 diabetes since she is claiming she has all of the symptoms.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Becks is one state over, right? They're at Becky's sister's house.

 

[C3PBRO]

Then no, the current guestposter is not actually Amberlynn, just some thirsty white knight or something to that extent.

This thread tends to attract a lot of pearl-clutching newfags who slither in here for tea and get butthurt when it's too hot. Thanks for cleaning it up.

"disgusting content"

Yes. Amberlynn is gross.

 

[JSGOTI]

Becks is one state over, right? They're at Becky's sister's house.

Six states away from Kentucky, so it's doubtful that its either of them.

This thread tends to attract a lot of pearl-clutching newfags who slither in here for tea and get butthurt when it's too hot. Thanks for cleaning it up.

It's what I'm here for, after-all, and when people just report the posts, it makes all of our jobs even easier, because then we just have to delete those posts, instead of pruning I think almost twenty posts of people responding to them.

 

[a dinosaur]

Amberlynn lives in Berea, KY and Becky lives nearish London/Somerset, KY about an hour away.

 

[thejackal]

Amberlynn lives in Berea, KY and Becky lives nearish London/Somerset, KY about an hour away.

From Wiki:

Major employers[edit]
Major employers include[10]

• Hitachi Automotive Systems Americas (auto parts)
• Kentucky Steel Center (auto parts)
• KI (USA) (auto parts)
• STEMCO Motor Wheel (auto parts)
• NACCO Materials Handling Group (forklifts)
• Novelis (metals)
• Pittsburgh Glass Works (auto parts)
• (wait for it)......

• Wal-Mart

 

[DongMiguel]

This bitch is on her ask.fm saying she played short stop when she played softball. That is literally the position that requires the most agility and movement. There is no way that she played short stop, even when she played softball as a little kid.

She acted as a wall. No one was getting anything by her fat ass.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Six states away from Kentucky, so it's doubtful that its either of them.


It's what I'm here for, after-all, and when people just report the posts, it makes all of our jobs even easier, because then we just have to delete those posts, instead of pruning I think almost twenty posts of people responding to them.

I guess it wasn't Elaine either then. She's a white knight from Pennsylvania.