Containment What If?

[Marvin]

So an idle thought I've been nursing for a while here...

What if Chris never created Sonichu? We've already asked what if he never learned about Sonic, and I suspect he would have sperged out about other things... but this is a slightly more extreme question. After all, Chris really came to the attention of us dang dirty trolls through his crappy drawings. Would he have been trolled as much if nobody had seen his comics? Or if he was just another mediocre artist in a sea of mediocre artists? Plus, Sonichu and CWCkville were pretty much his fantasy world. Without them, what would Chris be?

Granted I doubt he would have been all that successful, or even happy, but I wonder if it would have spared him his unwanted internet fame. And maybe, just maybe, that would have made all the difference...

Chris was first noticed because of his drawings. But tons of other shitty artists out there are noticed in the same way. And they're at least on par, if not many times worse than Sonichu. What tipped Chris' trolling off was how he reacted to people.

Well, and cwcville was named after Chris' initials. We still would've had cwcville.

 

[Mogambo]

Chris was first noticed because of his drawings. But tons of other shitty artists out there are noticed in the same way. And they're at least on par, if not many times worse than Sonichu. What tipped Chris' trolling off was how he reacted to people.

Well, and cwcville was named after Chris' initials. We still would've had cwcville.

Okay, that's true, though to be fair there are plenty of spergs who don't become internet famous, some of whom are almost as bad as Chris. I should know! I went to school with a couple. I guess I'm thinking more along the lines of Chris never coming to the attention of the internet at all, or missing his chance for dubious fame/infamy. Of course its all idle speculation, so who cares. Chris, being Chris, will always find new ways to fuck up.

 

[Marvin]

Okay, that's true, though to be fair there are plenty of spergs who don't become internet famous, some of whom are almost as bad as Chris. I should know! I went to school with a couple. I guess I'm thinking more along the lines of Chris never coming to the attention of the internet at all, or missing his chance for dubious fame/infamy. Of course its all idle speculation, so who cares. Chris, being Chris, will always find new ways to fuck up.

Well, I mean, people put their art out there, like Chris did. They get noticed and people make fun of them. There were quite a few lolcows in #sonichu, who we messed with a bit. They just didn't get big because they didn't react as hilariously as Chris did.

Heh, like, there was this asian sperg kid who was really against having an asian girlfriend, because it'd be like having sex with his sister. (As he phrased it.) He also had a passionate hate of little caesar's hot n ready pizzas.

 

[Mogambo]

Well, I mean, people put their art out there, like Chris did. They get noticed and people make fun of them. There were quite a few lolcows in #sonichu, who we messed with a bit. They just didn't get big because they didn't react as hilariously as Chris did.

Yeah. This is true. Chris' overreaction was part of what made him so hilarious, though only part. Combined with his utterly bizarre behaviour, and prolific Youtube output though... Man.

Heh, like, there was this asian sperg kid who was really against having an asian girlfriend, because it'd be like having sex with his sister. (As he phrased it.) He also had a passionate hate of little caesar's hot n ready pizzas.

Ha! I missed that one.

 

[NavierStoked]

If you could spend the day with Chris, what would you do?

I would take him to strip clubs and karaoke bars.

 

[José Mourinho]

If you could spend the day with Chris, what would you do?

I would take him to strip clubs and karaoke bars.

I'll roll him in a carpet and throw him off a bridge.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

If you could spend the day with Chris, what would you do?

I would take him to strip clubs and karaoke bars.

Take him to the car wash and hose him down first.

 

[CatParty]

If you could spend the day with Chris, what would you do?

I would take him to strip clubs and karaoke bars.

stay away from him and wait for tomorrow

 

[DrJoshii]

If you could spend the day with Chris, what would you do?

I would take him to strip clubs and karaoke bars.

I wouldn't go near him. He doesn't bathe.

 

[Meeko]

If you could spend the day with Chris, what would you do?

I would take him to strip clubs and karaoke bars.

Hmm... probably nothing. If I had to do something, I guess I'd go to a restaurant and play 3DS with him. Since I'm female and feeding him, he'd probably hit on me so I'd have to find a way to deflect his overtures. He doesn't seem to be the type that would have any problem with cheating (given his online history), unless it was his heartsweet cheating on him, so I probably wouldn't be able to just say that I was taken.

 

[libertyoftheaether]

If you could spend the day with Chris, what would you do?

I would take him to strip clubs and karaoke bars.

I would find some industrial strength cleaning agents and force him to bathe in them. This is the only way I could be sure that I wouldn't catch the scent of his .

If I'm not allowed to do that, I'd probably take him to Subway just to see how he would react to it.

 

[NavierStoked]

Most of these sound fairly productive. I like where this is going.

 

[fridgesrants]

Chris would need to take a shower, brush and floss his teeth, and get a hair cut before he could hang out with me. If he did these things I would probably take him to a nice steak house and have him eat real meat and vegetables. Maybe after experiencing higher quality food he will try to eat better or at least eat less fast food and microwave meals.

 

[Chikinballs]

I would take him on a bike ride. Even the laziest of hamwhales ride bikes. Maybe he would enjoy it?

 

[Le Bateleur]

If you could spend the day with Chris, what would you do?

I would take him to strip clubs and karaoke bars.

Drink Deaths in the Afternoon while sitting in awesomely comfortable armchairs. Then a Segway tour of Prague.

 

[Quote Me Now]

If you could spend the day with Chris, what would you do?

I would take him to strip clubs and karaoke bars.

I'd spend the day drawing Sonichu things with him, because my favorite Chris moments are the ones where he's happy and excited about Sonichu. But I'd probably have him shower first, because he probably really needs one.

 

[TaterBot]

Go to the lake behind his house and go swimming.
(yes, he can swim.)

 

[Chuggernaut]

Go to the lake behind his house and go swimming.
(yes, he can swim.)

I feel like he's probably more like Frank Reynolds, who in his own words "just bobs around like a turnip!"

 

[normankrasner]

Go to the lake behind his house and go swimming.
(yes, he can swim.)

at least in the shallow end

 

[Pally]

If you could spend the day with Chris, what would you do?

I would take him to strip clubs and karaoke bars.

I would build a fake faggotry detector, and have it go off with "homo alarm" around every gay thing he owns, like my little pony or sailor moon.