Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition - Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

[Ellen Ripley]

Oh boy I've got one.
This dude is one that I've known for years. Dude goes by Shadow-Anubis, and to put it bluntly, he's a horny autistic who won't take no for an answer. Has a thing for latching onto characters, both in games and belonging to other people, and wanting to fuck them. So bad that even other degenerates don't want anything to do with him and just searching for his character tag on e621 will bring out spergs raging over him. Back in the day, he used to (attempt) to rally armies of people if he was ever in a bitch fight with someone and if an artist does him wrong, he'll smear their name and has gotten an image of another Lucario to kill the artist's Lucario character. Nowadays he's a lot more quiet since he's more focused on privately contacting people rather than doing it out in the open, but he's just a general all-around creep when he is out in public.
http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/shadow-anubis/
https://anu-the-branded.tumblr.com/
https://e621.net/post/index/1/shadow-anubis
Obv NSFW warnings

I, unfortunately, don't think he's sustainable enough to warrant a thread but just watching him interact with others is absolute cringe, which is always fun to laugh at every now and then.

 

[El Garbage]

This guy (links NSFW obviously):
https://the-killer-and-alexis-blog.tumblr.com/
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/liger90/

He might be a decent person, doesn't chimp out in social media or anything (as far as I know), and is not a terrible artist, but the edginess amount breaks all barriers and goes beyond satire. Liefeld would be proud.

 

[Rabbit-san]

the entire yordle tag on E621 can count as this but as the cream on the shit sundae is user Veigar-Chan. She's like, 19 or so drawing would-be underage animal's dongs for patreon cash. If i knew more about her i'd make a thread.

(Spoiler of NSFW examples)

So I looked up on this person as their art is very similar to what I've seen in random places on the net since it sticks out like a sore thumb. It's one of those styles that go 'oh, I know who this is' without thinking twice about it.

Veigar-chan goes by recon-scout-teemo on Tumblr. She has a NSFW tumblr called darkness-blinds as well that would be worth going through too. Her Pateron is here.

A lot of her accounts are on hatius but I do remember her deleting once or twice before on Tumblr but I can't remember why but it might've been about her questionable content.

Also, she's part of a Teemo main subreddit and their discord that is affiliated with it. Her Reddit user is credited the same as her Tumblr so it's probably worth going though this too to see if she's worth a thread or not.

 

[RADICALGOBLIN]

So I looked up on this person as their art is very similar to what I've seen in random places on the net since it sticks out like a sore thumb. It's one of those styles that go 'oh, I know who this is' without thinking twice about it.

Veigar-chan goes by recon-scout-teemo on Tumblr. She has a NSFW tumblr called darkness-blinds as well that would be worth going through too. Her Pateron is here.

A lot of her accounts are on hatius but I do remember her deleting once or twice before on Tumblr but I can't remember why but it might've been about her questionable content.

Also, she's part of a Teemo main subreddit and their discord that is affiliated with it. Her Reddit user is credited the same as her Tumblr so it's probably worth going though this too to see if she's worth a thread or not.

damn, that is obsession.

Spoiler

if i can add to it, the idea of Teemo being sexualized defeats the entire point of Teemo's design philosophy. He's supposed to be a cute, non threatening character on the outside but has one of the more lethal movesets in the entire game, sans for characters like Kled, Tahm Kench, Riven, and Ekko.

 

[RADICALGOBLIN]

damn, that is obsession.

Spoiler

if i can add to it, the idea of Teemo being sexualized defeats the entire point of Teemo's design philosophy. He's supposed to be a cute, non threatening character on the outside but has one of the more lethal movesets in the entire game, sans for characters like Kled, Tahm Kench, Riven, and Ekko.

Also, Sorry for double posting, but she seems to not only constantly collect teemo related shit, but she also complains every time that Riot seems to poke fun at Teemo.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TeemoTalk/comments/5cgn1y/really_riot_come_on/

https://www.reddit.com/r/TeemoTalk/comments/5n7lw6/oh_geethanks_riot/

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

I know this one person in real life they believe they were their fursona in a past life. Their fursona was a slutty wolf that would do anything that moves. They also tried to make me do smutty rps with their wolf.

 

[Dollars2010]

I worked with someone who believed that they were a wolf trapped in a human body, basically one of those therian folks, and he took it to the extremes since he was mentally special. He'd wear a faux fur wolf tail around, occasionally he'd wear a headband with ears on them, as they were his stimulation items--think fidget spinner or cube but for furries. Whenever he was upset, he'd growl, whine, basically mimic a dog's behaviour. During every full moon, he'd go outside and basically scream until I coaxed him inside and told him that only soft howls were acceptable as to not upset the other folks. He had also convinced some others to identity as animals: so eventually one was a cat, someone else was a bulldog, and another person was a tiger. Other folks weren't so into it.

This guy also drew "nice" art and drew me some stuff. I'll have to dig it up later and will be sure to share.

Also he's a Trump supporter so for Halloween last year he was wolf!Trump, where he wore a MAGA hat and shirt with his wolf ears and tail and coloured his nose black. It was a pretty amazing site to behold.

 

[Yaks]

I only passed my personal furry lolcow in the wild once. He was filling in for a shift at my job quite a few years ago and I noticed his backpack had some handmade animal face pins on it. This didn't bother me so much, since it was Seattle and people kind of like animals there, and quite frankly he seemed to be on the spectrum with the way he spoke and they put weird shit on their backpacks all the time. After he left, I got on to our station's work computer and noticed one of the browser windows was already open. There was nothing on it, so I looked at the history and found very blatant gay furry porn.

I don't remember what the other images were, but this was one of them

Spoiler

So the guy had been looking at his own fursona's porn on the work computer in a lobby always filled with guests walking in and out. I took a peek at his profile after I got home and I was impressed by the sheer amount of porn he had commissioned of himself on a pretty modest income tbh. He still does and fancies himself a DJ. He's also one of the rare black furries you see in the wild.

He started up a second fursona that looks like he's trying to suggest he has split personalities without outright saying it. lol. He also pays for a lot of porn on there.

 

[Space.Muffin]

Won't say names (yet), but I have seen him mentioned in this here farms before ...

There's this guy from my country who for a time became the popufur in here. He kissed a lot of ass to become the iconic furry. He was (is) pretty whinny, complains about every single thing and since he's friends with everyone here, he would always have a big group of people defending his rants, no matter how ridiculous they were.

So one day he leaves the country, someone from the states decides to marry him and take him home. And as soon as he lands in the US he begins shitting on all his "friends", all the people that liked him get thrown under the bus.

He travels the US going from con to con just to get buttblasted by every furry he meets in these conventions and then posts pics and videos of it on his twitter going "tee hee, just got fucking destroyed by [Insert name of random furry here]". For a time he was "in need of monetary support" so he opens a Patreon to get funds because he wants to go to college. It was quite a show to see him beg for money in Facebook while having pictures of him getting wasted on conventions, his collection of Bad Dragons, expensive bong sets and getting tattos, piercings and hair dyed.

He became my lolcow because in some way he reminds me of Chris. When people call him in his shit he goes in huge rants. And when people don't pay attention to him he also complains so people look at him. No matter what you do he is a shitshow of really ugly porn and internet rants.

tl;dr: Dude from the south goes to the US and fucks a lot of furries while asking for money and complaining.

 

[Kaabi]

Won't say names (yet), but I have seen him mentioned in this here farms before ...

There's this guy from my country who for a time became the popufur in here. He kissed a lot of ass to become the iconic furry. He was (is) pretty whinny, complains about every single thing and since he's friends with everyone here, he would always have a big group of people defending his rants, no matter how ridiculous they were.

So one day he leaves the country, someone from the states decides to marry him and take him home. And as soon as he lands in the US he begins shitting on all his "friends", all the people that liked him get thrown under the bus.

He travels the US going from con to con just to get buttblasted by every furry he meets in these conventions and then posts pics and videos of it on his twitter going "tee hee, just got fucking destroyed by [Insert name of random furry here]". For a time he was "in need of monetary support" so he opens a Patreon to get funds because he wants to go to college. It was quite a show to see him beg for money in Facebook while having pictures of him getting wasted on conventions, his collection of Bad Dragons, expensive bong sets and getting tattos, piercings and hair dyed.

He became my lolcow because in some way he reminds me of Chris. When people call him in his shit he goes in huge rants. And when people don't pay attention to him he also complains so people look at him. No matter what you do he is a shitshow of really ugly porn and internet rants.

tl;dr: Dude from the south goes to the US and fucks a lot of furries while asking for money and complaining.

This guy sounds interesting. Would love to know who he is.

 

[East TN Furfag]

I suppose I should make amends for defending Skunk Rocker in the Eden Belmont thread by telling y'all a lil more about him and why he is cringy him self.

Skunk had been around the fandom for years and had gained quite the reputation among those who knew him that he was toxic. He's a nice enough guy but furrys hated him for one simplistic reason: he's against yiff art. He was a BurnedFur and claimed to still be even now. Whenever we would talk about our favorite art pieces he would scoff at us and insult us. Like even if some one had yiff art as their phone background he would scoff at it. He claimed to have no fetishes but was a constant chaser of fat girls. He once got pissed on while eating some fat skanks pussy (they all called her the whale) and dumbly told his friends all of whom would constantly tease him by saying he enjoys it "under the sea". He used to claim to be straight but after a one night stand at some furry con he was proudly bi. The fighting stuff is true. More than once Skunk has actually attacked people for no reason. He also claims to have been raped by a fur he met on the internet and that is why he hates most furs. Used to play SecondLife a lot but got bored because everyone on there just wants to typefuck. Used to troll Tapestries apparently until (not making this up) Sibe felt jilted by him not wanting to become his sex slave on demand and created a pro scat character using his real name, Kyle. Also used to hang out on Furrymuck until he pissed off Jim Groat. Used to be a brony, claimed to some furs he stopped because of all the clop art but others say he stopped watching the show out of spite because he said the third season sucked. Has a crate full of "weapons" in his home that is literally filled with tools and sports equipment he considers good enough to fight people with like he's Casey Jones. Used to own several switchblades but constantly complained people would take them away from him for their safety. Drinks PBR. Used to drink liquor but gave it up after he punched a marine at a furry con.

Anyone else got good dirt on this guy to contribute?

 

[Reynard]

I only passed my personal furry lolcow in the wild once. He was filling in for a shift at my job quite a few years ago and I noticed his backpack had some handmade animal face pins on it. This didn't bother me so much, since it was Seattle and people kind of like animals there, and quite frankly he seemed to be on the spectrum with the way he spoke and they put weird shit on their backpacks all the time. After he left, I got on to our station's work computer and noticed one of the browser windows was already open. There was nothing on it, so I looked at the history and found very blatant gay furry porn.

I don't remember what the other images were, but this was one of them

Spoiler

So the guy had been looking at his own fursona's porn on the work computer in a lobby always filled with guests walking in and out. I took a peek at his profile after I got home and I was impressed by the sheer amount of porn he had commissioned of himself on a pretty modest income tbh. He still does and fancies himself a DJ. He's also one of the rare black furries you see in the wild.

He started up a second fursona that looks like he's trying to suggest he has split personalities without outright saying it. lol. He also pays for a lot of porn on there.

I'll never understand why people would look at that stuff on a computer in public. At least with a phone it's harder to see what's going on and you can hide it easier. But a computer? And one at work? Without deleting the history? Come on, man. How can people really be this dumb?

 

[omori]

Oh wait hold on, I forgot that I've seen TORA/Growly in the wild. The guy needs a thread on here.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

I know this one person in real life they believe they were their fursona in a past life. Their fursona was a slutty wolf that would do anything that moves. They also tried to make me do smutty rps with their wolf.

When I first made this post I was extremely cautious cause I know this person irl , but I'm gonna reveal more info

this person is a brony
yaoi fan
"proud to be psychopath "(after reading killing stalking)
kawaii gay transman(doesnt mind makeup)
once threw a temper tantrum cause parents told them to clean room up
posted pics of them cutting themselves online
Emo
has a body pillow (male human)
calls Jojo's bizarre adventure "fake western anime"
loves SAO (got mad at me for not liking it)
has pokeporn on their DA favorites
browses rule 34
confessed to wanting to fuck a list of pokemon ( the four legged ones )
proud to have a furry kink.
threatens suicide online
likes tentacle hentai
likes pony porn
loves jacksepticeye x markiplier
ships real life people example : male classmates, kpop boy band
white knights like hell

 

[AssRock]

I'm not sure if this counts as a personal lolcow or a horrorcow. But I'm really hesitant to drop names because I don't need to dox myself any further than being yet another degenerate furry, lol.

Basically, I was friends with a guy for many years, he was troubled, dealt with depression and we found out later on that he had borderline personality disorder. For the most part, I just dealt with it; I wasn't the subject of his tantrums and having mental illness can suck the chode. I can be a bit of an overly compassionate bleeding heart and if you're into the furry fandom, then you're already a little weird to begin with.

Anyway, fast forward a few years later and he suddenly has it in his head that he's going to move countries and is going to move in with me. I'd just calmly and politely tell him that I wasn't cool with that, and things would be fine for a few days, before he'd go into this tangent again. Then I hooked up with a guy who I'd been openly flirting with and vice versa, and furry guy flipped his shit, claiming that I've betrayed his trust, that I'm somehow abandoning him, and then he spills all of these feelings he apparently has towards me and demands that I choose between him and the guy I'm still seeing (and am very happy to be with). When I tell him that I've already made a choice, he goes out of his way to harass my boyfriend, starts contacting my relatives, and is sharing heavily edited chat transcripts so as to make me look like a terrible person who was cheating on my boyfriend with him, amongst other things. He then literally tells me that I have three months to be with my boyfriend before we HAVE to break up and he can move in with me and I'm not allowed any kind of social life outside of him. Yes, he actually said that.

So I cut him off. No one needs to deal with a whiny furry who can't take no for an answer and is actively going out of his way to try and sabotage my life. Never mind the whole part where he felt completely entitled to every aspect of my life. He ended up getting my phone number from a mutual friend. Called me 80+ times over that weekend until I finally got my provider to block his number.

This all culminates in him going off the deep end, after numerous empty suicide threats, he ends up killing his mom, and then blaming me for his actions because I would not date him. I should also add that I never once gave him the impression that I would, but one thing I did learn a lot more than I do know about BPD, they make up settings in their heads and believe them to be reality, regardless of what reality actually dictates.

He's in prison now, I've had to tell them to not allow his messages to be sent to me because the first one I stupidly opened contained a highly graphic and detailed rape fantasy involving him and myself along with some pretty incredible assumptions he's made out of his own delusions.

And this all goes down in the course of a week. During my birthday too lol.

tl;dr: don't be nice to crazy furries.

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

he ends up killing his mom.

Wow, that got a bit darker than I expected. This feels less furry related and more like a legit psycho.

 

[Kaabi]

I'm not sure if this counts as a personal lolcow or a horrorcow. But I'm really hesitant to drop names because I don't need to dox myself any further than being yet another degenerate furry, lol.

Basically, I was friends with a guy for many years, he was troubled, dealt with depression and we found out later on that he had borderline personality disorder. For the most part, I just dealt with it; I wasn't the subject of his tantrums and having mental illness can suck the chode. I can be a bit of an overly compassionate bleeding heart and if you're into the furry fandom, then you're already a little weird to begin with.

Anyway, fast forward a few years later and he suddenly has it in his head that he's going to move countries and is going to move in with me. I'd just calmly and politely tell him that I wasn't cool with that, and things would be fine for a few days, before he'd go into this tangent again. Then I hooked up with a guy who I'd been openly flirting with and vice versa, and furry guy flipped his shit, claiming that I've betrayed his trust, that I'm somehow abandoning him, and then he spills all of these feelings he apparently has towards me and demands that I choose between him and the guy I'm still seeing (and am very happy to be with). When I tell him that I've already made a choice, he goes out of his way to harass my boyfriend, starts contacting my relatives, and is sharing heavily edited chat transcripts so as to make me look like a terrible person who was cheating on my boyfriend with him, amongst other things. He then literally tells me that I have three months to be with my boyfriend before we HAVE to break up and he can move in with me and I'm not allowed any kind of social life outside of him. Yes, he actually said that.

So I cut him off. No one needs to deal with a whiny furry who can't take no for an answer and is actively going out of his way to try and sabotage my life. Never mind the whole part where he felt completely entitled to every aspect of my life. He ended up getting my phone number from a mutual friend. Called me 80+ times over that weekend until I finally got my provider to block his number.

This all culminates in him going off the deep end, after numerous empty suicide threats, he ends up killing his mom, and then blaming me for his actions because I would not date him. I should also add that I never once gave him the impression that I would, but one thing I did learn a lot more than I do know about BPD, they make up settings in their heads and believe them to be reality, regardless of what reality actually dictates.

He's in prison now, I've had to tell them to not allow his messages to be sent to me because the first one I stupidly opened contained a highly graphic and detailed rape fantasy involving him and myself along with some pretty incredible assumptions he's made out of his own delusions.

And this all goes down in the course of a week. During my birthday too lol.

tl;dr: don't be nice to crazy furries.

A guy like that deserves to be in jail.

Thankfully, you're alright and he didn't harm you physically.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Jesus, is he the furry version of Saint Elliot "Perfect Gentleman" Rodgers?

 

[AssRock]

A guy like that deserves to be in jail.

Thankfully, you're alright and he didn't harm you physically.

Thanks fam! I'm glad he was in another country because the one time I did visit, as I was in the US and got invited to visit with a mutual friend, he punched a hole in the wall and went on actual tantrums because mutual friend didn't return his feelings. Then he attempted to kill himself in the bathtub with an electrical cord and we had to call the police.

Jesus, is he the furry version of Saint Elliot "Perfect Gentleman" Rodgers?

Almost! Except this dude has actually gotten laid while being 400+ pounds, lol. But yeah he has a lot of the same entitlement problems/parallels and had this really, really awkward habit of "collaring" people he had crushes on IRL, regardless of whether or not the other person was into that shit or not. Then he'd get majorly upset and even angry when people would just take off his "collar". His collar literally being a metal necklace with a dog bone shaped tag on it.

He thought he was the "Perfect Gentleman" for sure.

 

[Olhelm]

Well, here's a story I haven't thought about in three or so years.

When I was a child, I had a birthday party at a Chuck E Cheese, like many other kids did. However, once there, there was an extra mascot. Turns out a guy had come to Chuck E Cheese in his fursuit and pretended to be an "entertainer" for the kids. My parents didn't notice, most of the kids were none the wiser, and it took a few complaints before the guy was removed. I remember him yelling at the staff that he belonged there, with the other mascots. I was quite confused.

EDIT: Also, apparently the employee who let him in got fired. Maybe he was a friend?