Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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So, the pessimistic, dramatic elements of Empire don't exist in his head?
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And also, The Nice Guys is a movie that doesn't exist in Bob's head whatsoever.
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Bob's still drinking the kool-aid about Fembusters and judging Plinkett's video without watching.
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Bob's idea of a Libertarian is still as wrong as anything else.
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And also, Bob explaining why all conservatives are stupid racists. Of course this argument falls apart because people like our own @RockVolnutt exist.
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Is he even aware that the vast majority of Civil Rights opposition in the 50s and 60s came from Democrats?
He only hates cops because they don't enforce his laws.
IIRC he said around the time of the George Zimmerman trial when it didn't go his way, that he wanted Florida placed under martial law and federalize the police force:

http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2013/07/system-failure.html
 
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So, the pessimistic, dramatic elements of Empire don't exist in his head?
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Yeah, because a man burning alive and dismemberment are perfect material for kids films.
 
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IIRC he said around the time of the George Zimmerman trial when it didn't go his way, that he wanted Florida placed under martial law and federalize the police force:

http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2013/07/system-failure.html

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

Y'know, for a guy who claims to be an independent thinker who only favors policies that work as opposed to his ideological preferences, Bob does a great impression of someone who parrots every predictable talking point that oozes from the lefty online zeitgeist.
 
Has Bob ever been a decent person? Like was he always this way? If so, how did he ever managed to get so many people to watch his videos and support him?

At least the Channel Awesome crew have redeeming qualities, what does Bob have?
 
Has Bob ever been a decent person? Like was he always this way? If so, how did he ever managed to get so many people to watch his videos and support him?

At least the Channel Awesome crew have redeeming qualities, what does Bob have?

I have to imagine he kept his politics quiet at first, at least their more extreme elements. What I can't imagine is him not being a condescending asshole who's not half as smart as he thinks he is.
 
I used to watch Bob's reviews every now and again on the Escapist about 5 or 6 years ago. From what I remember he was less overt with his politics at the time and what little there was tended to be the sort of thoroughly bland "Republicans r bad and mean also haha" stuff that teenagers nod wisely in agreement at so it fit in with his audience quite well.
 
Has Bob ever been a decent person? Like was he always this way? If so, how did he ever managed to get so many people to watch his videos and support him?

At least the Channel Awesome crew have redeeming qualities, what does Bob have?
He broke around the time of gamergate and Social Justice getting big on the internet if I have the story right. Not to say that's the origin point but it's where things went down hill since that's the point he got fired for being unable to shut up about politics.
 
I used to watch Bob's reviews every now and again on the Escapist about 5 or 6 years ago. From what I remember he was less overt with his politics at the time and what little there was tended to be the sort of thoroughly bland "Republicans r bad and mean also haha" stuff that teenagers nod wisely in agreement at so it fit in with his audience quite well.
I remember part of the reason I stopped watching him was that he was starting to slip his stupid politics into his videos. This was shortly before GamerGate became a thing (I think, I ignored it completely at the time), but it was when Anita Sarkeesian started getting bigger in the public eye. For instance he made a video talking about Jack Thompson and then ending it by saying Anita wasn't nearly as bad as Jack, and there was another one where he claimed that there was a portion of the gaming audience who were scared of women in power and used Hilary as an example.

It's not nearly as awful as it is now, but that, coupled with me realizing how smug he is about his opinions and how he acts superior to those who think differently, was pretty much the reason I stopped watching him altogether.
 
So, the pessimistic, dramatic elements of Empire don't exist in his head?
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And also, The Nice Guys is a movie that doesn't exist in Bob's head whatsoever.
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Bob's still drinking the kool-aid about Fembusters and judging Plinkett's video without watching.
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Bob's idea of a Libertarian is still as wrong as anything else.
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And also, Bob explaining why all conservatives are stupid racists. Of course this argument falls apart because people like our own @RockVolnutt exist.
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The fuck is this lardwhale going on about now? How can you get Libertarian so wrong?
If anything morally Libertarians are closer to social liberals and economically to capitalism, not the other way around.
Is almost like he has never met a single conservative in his life so he labels of conservative everyone who acts, well, sane.
 
And if we're being fair with Disney here, would you really want to be associated with a sinking ship deep in debt? I mean it's nice that Netflix is producing their own content, but sometimes enough is enough.

Didn't they partner with Sony for Homecoming? (see user icon)

If there's one thing I've learned from reading Furious D (another anti-bob) is that just about every movie studio is in debt, it's really a question of those bleeding slowly and those near death. Here's hoping Netflix pulls out of their tailspin but I'm wondering if they're too infected by the Hollywood idiocy.

What he considers "racist" is fucking horseshit, too (of course). Being in favor of a strong border is a national security and economic position, not a racial one.

Like every other nation? Oh hey! Everybody's racist now - so nobody is! Good news, everyone, Bob solved racism.

Is he even aware that the vast majority of Civil Rights opposition in the 50s and 60s came from Democrats?

I'll bet you whatever passes for kiwibucks that he buys into the great party switch myth.

He broke around the time of gamergate and Social Justice getting big on the internet if I have the story right. Not to say that's the origin point but it's where things went down hill since that's the point he got fired for being unable to shut up about politics.

Eh, even before his video days he still totally bought into the Hollywood stereotype of conservatives, he was just more chill about it, only tossing off the occasional jab.

At least when he had just a blog he had an extra minute to consider something before hitting post. The danger of twitter is that it's allowed him to go full on stream of conscience and that's never a good idea for anybody. Everybody needs a filter and Bob needs twice the allotment.
 
Didn't they partner with Sony for Homecoming? (see user icon)
Yes they did, still doesn't mean Disney leaving a sinking ship isn't a bad thing. Besides, Sony made up for Homecoming with Emoji Movie's mere existence.

If there's one thing I've learned from reading Furious D (another anti-bob) is that just about every movie studio is in debt, it's really a question of those bleeding slowly and those near death. Here's hoping Netflix pulls out of their tailspin but I'm wondering if they're too infected by the Hollywood idiocy.
Here's hoping they aren't, but knowing Hollywood, they probably got to them a while ago.
 
Is almost like he has never met a single conservative in his life so he labels of conservative everyone who acts, well, sane.

Pretty much. He has no actual knowledge of Conservatism or Libertarianism. Quite frankly he doesn't know what a Liberal is. He has the political philosophy of a 7 year old. "Anything that isn't mine is a Nazi!". What always astonishes me is he never figures out that should what he wants ever actually come to pass, he would be one of the first stood against a wall. Once the idiots are no longer useful, they are disposable.

Bob won't engage with actual Conservatives because every time he has ever done so he is revealed as the clueless childish buffoon that he truly is. They ask to many questions that he can't answer, while their answers are disturbingly valid. Better to double down and call them all racist sexist misogynistic Nazi's.
 
Pretty much. He has no actual knowledge of Conservatism or Libertarianism. Quite frankly he doesn't know what a Liberal is. He has the political philosophy of a 7 year old. "Anything that isn't mine is a Nazi!". What always astonishes me is he never figures out that should what he wants ever actually come to pass, he would be one of the first stood against a wall. Once the idiots are no longer useful, they are disposable.

Bob won't engage with actual Conservatives because every time he has ever done so he is revealed as the clueless childish buffoon that he truly is. They ask to many questions that he can't answer, while their answers are disturbingly valid. Better to double down and call them all racist sexist misogynistic Nazi's.
He'll probably shit his pants had he met a real hardcore conservative, shit I don't think I've met one.
:powerlevel: My grandfather left my grandma in the kitchen to take care of seven children while he wasted the family money on expensive suits and elegant shit, and my great grandpa would kick my ass if he knew I know how to cook or clean a house, and even then they were pretty liberal lenient.
 
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Yeah, because a man burning alive and dismemberment are perfect material for kids films.
It's been years since I've seen the prequels, but isn't there also a scene where Anakin sees his mother being gang raped and the Jedi stop him from saving her because "there's nothing he can do" or some bullshit like that? Yep, totally movies made for kids.
 
No, Star Wars did not contain any gang rape scenes, thats just you misremembering fanfiction as the real thing.

Really though, I think it was that he came and saw her when she was near death after having lived miserable slave's life. There was nothing Anakin could do to help her at that point.
 
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It's been years since I've seen the prequels, but isn't there also a scene where Anakin sees his mother being gang raped and the Jedi stop him from saving her because "there's nothing he can do" or some bullshit like that? Yep, totally movies made for kids.
I think you're referring to Anakin dreaming of Padme dying in childbirth. Though I guess it is implied his mother was tortured by the Tusken Raiders.
 
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I find it so funny that Bob believes that he is so smart when he won't even take the time to learn about the opposing side as the smartest thing you can do is learn about it to learn how to beat it, gain insight, or help strengthen your position from weaknesses learned from it.

It's symptomatic of the Left's current love affair with the concept of "no platform". As far as they're concerned, differing opinions aren't just contrary to their beliefs. Those opinions are fundamentally immoral and dangerous. Why bother learning the other side's perspectives if you think the other side is literally evil?
 
As far as they're concerned, differing opinions aren't just contrary to their beliefs. Those opinions are fundamentally immoral and dangerous. Why bother learning the other side's perspectives if you think the other side is literally evil?
This is why I'm glad Hillary lost. Had she win, her followers would be asking for a liberal tier HUAC, Their no platform isn't as scary to me as their "No bad tactics BS".
In other thread liberals complaint about some app or some shit saying stuff like "I skipped a beat", well I did too when fucking ZOE QUINN of all people was talking about censoring internet IN THE FUCKING UN CONFERENCE HALL.
 
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