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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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He should've spent a few more moments on this thought and what he said about objectivity (which he claims to be for though it's proven he's not).

Does this fatass barrel of monkey spunk understand that you can't effectively be two-faced when you're completely brazen about it?

EDIT: The more I think about it the more obnoxious this sentiment is. The ACLU should represent "bad guys" only for the appearance of "objectivity." Fuck something obsolete like principles, huh, Blobby?
 
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Here's a theory as to why Bob's bitching about the ACLU.

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That's not what's gonna happen, and you're gonna like it.
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On one hand Bob says that objectivity is bullshit as it pertains to criticism of media, but seems to be propagating some sort of objective morality (that itself has its base in moral relativism) based on his childishly Manichean worldview where "good guys" can perform the most immoral acts possible as long as it means stopping the "bad guys", who are ironically held to a higher standard. It's not based in principle, it's the equivalent of a child acting out their revenge fantasies against their perceived enemies because the world revolves around them and their epic quest to destroy whoever they deem to be evil.
 
Has Bob ever read 1984? Fahrenheit 451? Any classic lit at all?

He might've read those books for high school. If he ever mentions them though, he almost certainly believes they're about the other side and his blatant authoritarianism is meant to stop 1984 from happening IRL. He'd make the perfect Outer Party member.

He probably doesn't think Farenheit 451 is dystopian though. A world where people do nothing but sit on their asses and watch TV all day while the government censors problematic content sounds like one of his pipe dreams.
 
All I know of is he's read Atlus Shrugged, never seen him mention any other book besides his own.
But even then, it's unlikely he read much of Atlus Shrugged.

Heck, I doubt he's even read his own autobiography. Bob doesn't come off as someone who reads much. Hence his constant twitter nonsense rambling.
 
But even then, it's unlikely he read much of Atlus Shrugged.

Heck, I doubt he's even read his own autobiography. Bob doesn't come off as someone who reads much. Hence his constant twitter nonsense rambling.

He doesn't come off as someone who reads much because he's an atrocious writer.

Voracious readers tend to be at least semi-competent writers, if only because they soak up a modicum of skill through osmosis.
 
Wouldn't be dumber than your conspiracies.
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