Cultcow Mikemikev / Michael Coombs / Twinkle Toes / Velcro Pants - Pedo Teacher and Neo-Nazi, Advocate of Child Murder, Secret JewMuslim ANTIFA, A-Logs Null Constantly

[ChurchOfGodBear]

He's also over 30 years too old for Mike.

Say what you will about Tomato Guy's wit, but he's smart enough to not challenge people to debates he knows he can't win.

 

[MistressCaridad]

Say what you will about Tomato Guy's wit, but he's smart enough to not challenge people to debates he knows he can't win.

Also, as @Cato said, he owns the fact that he's ignorant as fuck, unlike Mikey who tries to cover up his general dumbassery with pseudointellectual bullshitting.
Wow... it's pretty bad when Mikey makes some obviously bigoted hillbilly look somewhat reasonable.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Also, as @Cato said, he owns the fact that he's ignorant as fuck, unlike Mikey who tries to cover up his general dumbassery with pseudointellectual bullshitting.
Wow... it's pretty bad when Mikey makes some obviously bigoted hillbilly look somewhat reasonable.

I also think it's likely that, being put into a public altercation, @Ketchup' would be more likely to back up any physical threat he would make. Mike would almost certainly cower in fear.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I also think it's likely that, being put into a public altercation, @Ketchup' would be more likely to back up any physical threat he would make. Mike would almost certainly cower in fear.

With Dan all you need to do is throw a can/ bottle of beer in the opposite direction, or just stay in your country of origin because hicks never have the money to travel.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

With Dan all you need to do is throw a can/ bottle of beer in the opposite direction, or just stay in your country of origin because hicks never have the money to travel.

Maybe he need's Mike's advice on hooking up with a South Korean skank?

 

[FataBataRang]

Maybe he need's Mike's advice on hooking up with a South Korean skank?

Why? He'll just tell him to go for the desperate and underage ones.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Why? He'll just tell him to go for the desperate and underage ones.

That might not be the advice that Tomato Guy wants to hear, but Mike is something of an expert on the topic.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

That might not be the advice that Tomato Guy wants to hear, but Mike is something of an expert on the topic.

Mike would probably want to date his daughter if she's young enough.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Mike would probably want to date his daughter if she's young enough.

Is it because they'd be the same height?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Is it because they'd be the same height?

That, and probably the maturity levels Mike enjoys. He has to feel superior to someone some how after all.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

That, and probably the maturity levels Mike enjoys. He has to feel superior to someone some how after all.

Mike: "So... I like to pretend to read books on sociology and history, what about you?"
Girl: "...I like to actually read."
Mike: "LYING LIKE!"

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Mike: "So... I like to pretend to read books on sociology and history, what about you?"
Girl: "...I like to colour in the lines."
Mike: "mm yeah"

FTFY

 

[Ketchup']

Those are two extremely well-reasoned points. Mike probably feels some social pressure to be seen as gifted (or at least, not obviously deficient) whereas @Ketchup' could, in some circles, use his lack of sophistication as a sign of credibility. While being disdainful towards intellectuals might be seen as shameful, I have to wonder if @Mikemikev has a similar attitude toward Americans as a whole? He's made comments that would suggest such.

You saying I ain't sophisticated like a fucking nigger?

I eat seafood and drink fine scotch.

 

[Mikemikev]

LOL. Are you morons still here writing this crap? LMAO.

 

[Ketchup']

LOL. Are you morons still here writing this crap? LMAO.

14/88 Bro

 

[FataBataRang]

LOL. Are you morons still here writing this crap? LMAO.

14/88 Bro

Still a better love story than Twilight.

 

[RichardMongler]

Is there an off-chance you like RAC?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

You saying I ain't sophisticated like a fucking nigger?

I eat seafood and drink fine scotch.

I was comparing your attitude toward academia and scientific rigor, compared to that of @Mikemikev . I don't believe your culinary preferences entered into it.

 

[WeeGee]

Daily reminder that Mike is a massive question dodging faggot.

 

[unclestryker]

Also, your insults don't really phase me.

But he can sure try.