Virgin Kiwi vs. Chad Kiwi

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How is he a chad kiwi when we dont know how big his dick is. How can he be a Chad Thunderkiwi if he only has a measly 5-to-6 inch dick? It needs to be 7 inches minimum, preferably 8 to 9 inches, and decently thick. But it cant look all jacked up either, which it might if he masturbates all day.

I dont think any of the kiwi girls would settle for just average , a mediocre lay, TBH.

This is how the true chads get 80% of the girls.
 
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DuckSucker said:
How is he a chad kiwi when we dont know how big his dick is. How can he be a Chad Thunderkiwi if he only has a measly 5-to-6 inch dick? It needs to be 7 inches minimum, preferably 8 to 9 inches, and decently thick. But it cant look all jacked up either, which it might if he masturbates all day.

I dont think any of the kiwi girls would settle for just average , a mediocre lay, TBH.

This is how the true chads get 80% of the girls.
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You can't see his dick because he's masturbating 32 times the speed of light. It could be 6 ft. for all we know.
 
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King n Yellow said:
You can't see his dick because he's masturbating 32 times the speed of light. It could be 6 ft. for all we know.
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His cock zone is just a big black hole. SHIT! Youre right! Not even light can escape, how are women supposed to resist?!
Lackadaisy said:
I know better than to fuck a Kiwi. Who knows where they've been?
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Well, they probably havent left the house in a while. I mean you probably have a good idea where theyve been.
 
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