Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Solzhenitsyn]

Finally caught up on the last ~40 pages only to find out that nothing of importance happened and there's really nothing to comment on... is this how this thread is going to be from now on? I mean, we already know that he streams instead of working, that his code will forever be shit, that Osana won't be implemented in the next two year(), and that he's ugly as sin. What more is there to discuss?

Nigga on this website just about every tweet CWC posts gets a fifteen-page thread before being locked by moderators. About 90% of the Farms is just autists repeating themselves and talking about nothing, Seinfeld-style.

 

[vertexwindi]

Finally caught up on the last ~40 pages only to find out that nothing of importance happened and there's really nothing to comment on... is this how this thread is going to be from now on? I mean, we already know that he streams instead of working, that his code will forever be shit, that Osana won't be implemented in the next two year(), and that he's ugly as sin. What more is there to discuss?

There's nothing more to discuss because Eva is averse to making progress.

Also Eva is ugly and I would not have sex with him.

 

[TheFinalBoss]

Finally caught up on the last ~40 pages only to find out that nothing of importance happened and there's really nothing to comment on... is this how this thread is going to be from now on? I mean, we already know that he streams instead of working, that his code will forever be shit, that Osana won't be implemented in the next two year(), and that he's ugly as sin. What more is there to discuss?

This thread has been going to shit for a long time. All people can do is repeat the same jokes about how ugly/perverted/incompetent Alex is instead of waiting for something new to actually happen, which of course knowing Alex takes a while. But I'd rather have a thread full of juicy content than a thread that has dozens upon dozens of the exact same comments with the words switched up a little.

Nigga on this website just about every tweet CWC posts gets a fifteen-page thread before being locked by moderators. About 90% of the Farms is just autists repeating themselves and talking about nothing, Seinfeld-style.

CWC is actually doing entertaining shit like going to cons and the whole stalking doopie thing. If Alex posts something funny, then posting it here generates laughs, but we literally have nothing going on. Not a very good comparison imo.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

Since this thread is in a dire need for content, I'll just post Alex' reply to an image that I posted in this thread before:

EDIT: someone on the YS subreddit summarised the progress on Osana:

Spoiler

If the estimate is correct, she might be ready for Christmas.

This is what Alex has to say: https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/6t7w97/osanas_progress/dlj6ac4/

This is a pretty cool chart!

For this chart to become truly accurate, each item on the chart should have a "weight". For example, all 5 morning events morning only took 1 day of work to implement, so each morning event should only count as 1% towards the total. The befriend/betray event will be an extremely significant part of implementing Osana and will take at least 2 weeks of work to implement, so it should count as 25%.

In other words, it's a little misleading if every item on the chart has equal value, since some of these items are far more significant than others...but it's still cool to see a chart like this!

P.S. - The suitor isn't implemented yet, I'm sorry!

So my Christmas estimate was retardedly optimistic.

Also notice how most finished things are the easiest ones. I know it's more fun to create things that are easy to create, but Alex needs to get his shit together and do the hard ones before TinyBuild gets angry.

 

[Luigi]

Start following other threads, just check back here to see if there's a new video/blogpost.

Lurking works best since Alex doesn't work at all.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Speaking of TinyBuild, I see they've pushed the release date of Hello Neighbour back to December sometime. Seems the bug reports got too much for them.

 

[IngusNSFW]

Speaking of TinyBuild, I see they've pushed the release date of Hello Neighbour back to December sometime. Seems the bug reports got too much for them.

Gee, that's a good sign. It's :autism: when you try to push a release date and end up going back on it, sure you want to generate "hype" but that usually just gives negative feedback in return if your game is not polished.

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

It's the 15th. He usually posts at 12am on the 1st and 15th about builds. I'm guessing he thinks the fans are satisfied with the surplus in bug fixes he's made.

 

[Mustikki]

https://twitter.com/YandereDev/status/893297554594680836
Poor Alex, feeling bad for not crediting an artist

 

[nier]

https://twitter.com/YandereDev/status/893297554594680836
Poor Alex, feeling bad for not crediting an artist

There's an "is Alex getting better?" joke in there somewhere

 

[Sushinope]

Since this thread is in a dire need for content, I'll just post Alex' reply to an image that I posted in this thread before:


This is what Alex has to say: https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/6t7w97/osanas_progress/dlj6ac4/

So my Christmas estimate was retardedly optimistic.

Also notice how most finished things are the easiest ones. I know it's more fun to create things that are easy to create, but Alex needs to get his shit together and do the hard ones before TinyBuild gets angry.

Aw no need to be hard on yourself maybe by the time its Christmas on Venus Osana might be an unpolished twitching mess but considered complete by Christmas (a day on Venus is 243 days for us).

 

[Luigi]

is Alex getting fatter?

 

[Keystone]

is Alex getting fatter?

Fat? Nah, not exactly. "Decaying" is a word someone used before to describe his current appearance. I think it's a pretty accurate adjective:

 

[IAmNotDavid]

Fat? Nah, not exactly. "Decaying" is a word someone used before to describe his current appearance. I think it's a pretty accurate adjective:

Well due to his face "filling out" his nose looks comparatively smaller.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

Since this thread is in a dire need for content, I'll just post Alex' reply to an image that I posted in this thread before:


This is what Alex has to say: https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/6t7w97/osanas_progress/dlj6ac4/

So my Christmas estimate was retardedly optimistic.

Also notice how most finished things are the easiest ones. I know it's more fun to create things that are easy to create, but Alex needs to get his shit together and do the hard ones before TinyBuild gets angry.

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[URL]https://twitter.com/YandereDev/status/893297554594680836

Poor Alex, feeling bad for not crediting an artist

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[LucasSomething]

Wait is Alex talking about the tinybuild video he made 5 months ago? And just NOW, after he just admits he didn't credit the artist, he says he "felt guilt ever since"? He doesn't care about other stuff he steals so is he really guilty? wow that's some darn hypocrisy there.

 

[princess13456789]

The reddit is panicking because Alex hasn't posted in a couple of days. What video will you do on now?

 

[SlurpleSpeckleon]

I'm going to try adding Osana to the game for one more month, and if I am still struggling, I'm going to talk to TinyBuild to get the help I need.

Genuinely curious if he's going to keep to this promise or let his ego kick in.

It is now almost a full month since TinyBuild made the port over from Unity4 and JS to Unity5 and C#, and very little progress has been made at all on Osana or the game. My money is still on YanDev continuing to work super slowly on Osana rather than hurt his ego and ask for help.

 

[Pikimon]

Is the game finished yet

 

[vertexwindi]

Is the game finished yet

At this rate it'll take about a decade.