Sex Toy General - We all have them. Even you.

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

They look like they'd be fun to dress up and pose if they weren't anatomically correct pedo gateways.

Try BJD dolls of you want something to dress and pose. Of course people fuck those too but what can you do

 

[Trombonista]

I already made a thread about my sex toy.

 

[Melkor]

Try BJD dolls of you want something to dress and pose. Of course people fuck those too but what can you do

Don't even get me started on that shit.

 

[DuckSucker]

when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?

Fucked up if true. Its like slut shaming.

 

[Dr.Research]

If anyone actually wants sex toy reviews for both penis havers and vagina havers, Oh Joy Sex Toy do reviews almost every week. I say almost because they also do general comics about sex topics like pregnancy, contraception, condoms, fetishes etc. They also have guest comics.

Yes, it night be a bit SJW for some folks but it's actually interesting for anyone looking for reviews or discussion about sexuality and orientation.

And in case anyone is curious- yes, there was a guest furry info comic about piss play.

 

[A Sign]

Those are not corn dildos.

This is a corn dildo

A store called exotic erotics sold it during April Fools

If anyone wants to know its size

Spoiler: stick that up your cornhole

 

[Melkor]

If anyone actually wants sex toy reviews for both penis havers and vagina havers, Oh Joy Sex Toy do reviews almost every week. I say almost because they also do general comics about sex topics like pregnancy, contraception, condoms, fetishes etc. They also have guest comics.

Yes, it night be a bit SJW for some folks but it's actually interesting for anyone looking for reviews or discussion about sexuality and orientation.

And in case anyone is curious- yes, there was a guest furry info comic about piss play.

Isn't that the webcomic that made a comic about cucking?

Those are not corn dildos.

This is a corn dildo

A store called exotic erotics sold it during April Fools

If anyone wants to know its size

Spoiler: stick that up your cornhole

>Useable: 13 in

No thanks.

 

[Dr.Research]

Isn't that the webcomic that made a comic about cucking?

>Useable: 13 in

No thanks.

The very same.

Personally, while it's a bit much even for me I actually really like the comics.

 

[Hyperion]

You really aren't living until a woman plops a box of dildos in your lap and tells you to pick one out for her.





God damn it, Mom. You ruined Christmas again.

 

[r00]

I use a loofah. You can fuck it or it can fuck you and it even leaves you nice and exfoliated post coitus.

 

[Trombonista]

when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?

The male equivalent of a vibrator is a fleshlight or a Tenga, not whatever the fuck you just described.

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?

You forgot about how it plays a recording of a woman crying and screaming and begging for you to stop.

 

[Dysnomia]

You forgot about how it plays a recording of a woman crying and screaming and begging for you to stop.

Orgasms all night long.

 

[A Sign]

If you kiwis wanna read some silly reviews about Japanese onaholes go here http://infernalmonkey.com/

I wonder yet don't wanna know how someone can fit something thicker or as thick as a hydro pole up their ass or snatch and live to brag about it

 

[Dr.Research]

The Vesper is a vibrator for the clit that looks like a nail and is USB chargeable. But the thing about it is that it comes on a necklace chain so you you can actually wear it. And surprisingly for most toys that aren't cheap shit, it's under $100 and can be engraved with a personal message.

 

[Lovertits]

Butt stuff is where its at, lads. Shove something up there, no matter your junk, its almost always (sometimes) gauranteed to be a good time.

 

[Melkor]

If you kiwis wanna read some silly reviews about Japanese onaholes go here http://infernalmonkey.com/

I wonder yet don't wanna know how someone can fit something thicker or as thick as a hydro pole up their ass or snatch and live to brag about it

A lot of these reviews are fucking hilarious, tbh.

Butt stuff is where its at, lads. Shove something up there, no matter your junk, its almost always (sometimes) gauranteed to be a good time.

But then you get shit everywhere. Enemas are too much work, too.

 

[Taily Puff]

But then you get shit everywhere. Enemas are too much work, too.

Oh Melkor, you dirty lying anal whore.