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Um Oh Ah Yeah said:
I like that his age is catching up to his body and he's just refusing to admit it. 40 is gonna hit him like a sack of bricks.

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God damn that's gross
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What in the actual fuck?! Who puts that MUCH sugar in a Italian sauce? It's suppose to be hearty and savory, NOT fucking sweet! That's how somebody get started with shooting insulin into their body!
 
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133 said:
Bugged blueberry mechanics, dood! Definitely couldn't have been the "sauce".

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jesus fucking christ, to fill a big measuring cup like that you have to have at least 2 cups of something
2 cups of sugar. the guy eats candied pasta at this point
 
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I kind of want to make that sauce just to see if it tastes as bad as I think it does. I add sugar to something like chili but it's brown sugar, is half a cup, and that's for an entire crock pot of chili. Between this and the other stuff he "cooks" I think his sense of taste if fried.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
The only game i've ever seen him excel in was street fighter 3. He went like 60-0 online. I don't think he was ever that good at SF2 i think he destroyed noobs who didn't know all the moves and combos. Since SF4 the average player has vastly improved so he gers roasted online.
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TBF, it was his initial online streams, which were filled to the brim with noobs. He did lose at least 2 matches: one versus a Ryu and one versus a Akuma.
His 2013 streams show him losing much much more (Ken vs Hugo perfect for example) so it's safe to say he didn't excel at it (he did horribly in the trials from what I've seen)
As stated before by Viscant, Phil was only ever good at SSF2T at a regional level only (add in HSF2 as well, given his Evo East 2K6 win)
 
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Freshtodeath said:
The only game i've ever seen him excel in was street fighter 3. He went like 60-0 online. I don't think he was ever that good at SF2 i think he destroyed noobs who didn't know all the moves and combos. Since SF4 the average player has vastly improved so he gers roasted online.
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Phil would probably do okay as just some random player on a server. The problem is his notoriety is such that most people better than he is already know who he is and hate him. They'll deliberately bum hunt him just for the fun of kicking his ass. So instead of just racing random kids and casuals like a normal person, he'll get constantly mobbed by better players who just want to fuck with him.
 
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DuckSucker said:
Shit how many cups of sugar is that? In something like fucking JAM you use like a cup per pound (shit it might even just be a quart-I make a lot of jam, enough that I have so much that I dont make much) of fruit. A cup of sugar is a LOT of fucking sugar. In something like a sauce youre supposed to use like a tablespoon or something per pound of produce just to cut the acidity so it doesnt taste tart. You arent supposed to taste sugar in any way.l Its meant to accent the natural sugars in the things you eat. Natural sugars taste a lot different than refined, sugar cane sugar.
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That is an old video. He increased the sugar in the recipe from last week.

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AnOminous said:
Phil would probably do okay as just some random player on a server. The problem is his notoriety is such that most people better than he is already know who he is and hate him. They'll deliberately bum hunt him just for the fun of kicking his ass. So instead of just racing random kids and casuals like a normal person, he'll get constantly mobbed by better players who just want to fuck with him.
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If you're going to be someone who constantly name drops the fact you are a former or pro gamer, you're going to have to deal with a few bum hunting gamers looking to beat that ass.
 
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Coster said:
More sugar? I know the D in DSP doesn't stand for Diet, but Jesus, this man has to be pre-diabetic if he eats this garbage often.
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Christ, a diabetic Phil is a disaster waiting to happen. He won't listen to his doctor because he would think his "street smarts" would prevail against their "book smarts." He'd probably throw his insulin away on stream to show his audience how he's too real for that shit.

I'm not even trying to mock him, he's genuinely that fucking stupid enough for something like that to happen.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
That is an old video. He increased the sugar in the recipe from last week.

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Why even add anything BUT more sugar? You won't be able to taste shit anyway when it has more sugar than Coca Cola.

Sugar should be in almost homeopathic quantities in sauce anyway. Too much sugar is why most premade sauces are terrible. If I ever use them, I "dilute" them with a can or two of chopped tomatoes, or fresh tomatoes if they're available.

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Has he posted a recipe for his sauce online? I literally have no life and money to burn and will make this disaster for science
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He should declare himself "King of Sauce" and bottle it and sell it to fucking idiots like @BSV who would probably buy crates of it. It worked for Jack Scalfani.
 
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