I got some gems for you guys, you're gonna like this!!!! It all started about 6 months ago and culminated in a WAY better climax than Russ's penis in vagina Amazon horror story book! Unlike Russ, I'm gonna really deliver here.



Ohhhhh yeah, let's have ourselves a good ol' break down of these 7 pics:
* He starts off with an eloquent weird ass (racist?) comment.
* Moves up to painting himself as the complete total dumbass that he really is xD
* Then tries the "I think strong, powerful women are beautiful , you go girl" wooing technique. We see right through you dude.
* Getting nowhere he expresses frustration and negs her for smoking, not knowing this bad bitch was gonna basically tell him that him and his opinions can fuck right off. He back pedals with his tried and true (to not work) flowers routine.
* Then he goes back to trying to be normal but of course instead messages the fuck out of her, probably the usual "I'm a producer, singer, attorney, hotter than Tom Cruise and Ryan Gossling, king of the world, big dicked, sexiest mofo with a disability that doesn't hold me back unless you don't like me" bullshit as always.
* Throws his adult tantrum, probably in frustration knowing there is no way in hell this is going to happen for him.
* Stupidly asks if she's a stripper now and girl decides to take NO MORE of his shit and proceeds to mop the fucking floor with him xD Some one venmo this bish a dollar, she deserves it!