Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Dude]

So...how did Russhole get into a car chase when he doesn't have a license and can't drive? I mean, the whole fucking book is about as truthful as Bill Clinton saying he didn't have sexual relations with Lewinsky, but how can he honestly think anyone would believe he was involved in a car chase?

And him comparing himself to Forrest Gump is the most honest thing he's ever said, but not for the reasons he meant it.

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

Not sure if this post has been shared on here yet. Someone else grabbed the screen cap...it was deleted QUICKLY!

Dumbass.




Edit to add: He also posted this. It's beyond boring but posting it here in Russell's Hall of Fame! The last part: "Hopefully you can tell that I'm being sarcastic..."

 

[DarkAlien]

Do you know what else it said under the door wide open comment? was that recent?

LOL @ one very last post... and then another post xD

 

[Fag Smut]

Mediocre Dora and Fake Fox 13. Lol. Russ is like a more retarded Donald Trump.

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

Do you know what else it said under the door wide open comment? was that recent?

LOL @ one very last post... and then another post xD

Russhole heard her say his name so he left his room and saw her sitting on her bed with a dude, her hand on his crotch. Something anyone else would shrug off, not post about on Facebook. Shit happens when you live in close proximity with others; get over it, little boy.

 

[GloriousScarf]

"Accidentally" walked in.

At least he is back to full retard mode, I missed him.

 

[Fag Smut]

This will be my last post for a while...

Ok maybe not.

 

[DarkAlien]

This will be my last post for a while...

He just posted AGAIN, nothing important, just a share/repost about an upcoming movie.

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

Ten bucks says she'll get a restraining order the minute this hits her mailbox.

 

[DarkAlien]

I guess this explains why he can only send them $1 and yet that is still more than his love life.

 

[Guy Smiley]

"I sued her and almost got arrested at her trial."

Okay, first, wouldn't it be more correct to say that he attempted to sue her and failed miserably, largely through his own incompetence? Or is it proper legalese to say that you sued someone whether or not you did so successfully? This smells like another "I work at a law firm" half-truth.

Second, he "almost got arrested?" is he talking about when the judge threatened to throw him in jail if he made the judge look for a Facebook post?

Jesus, the self-delusion is strong in this one.

 

[DarkAlien]

"I sued her and almost got arrested at her trial."

Okay, first, wouldn't it be more correct to say that he attempted to sue her and failed miserably, largely through his own incompetence? Or is it proper legalese to say that you sued someone whether or not you did so successfully? This smells like another "I work at a law firm" half-truth.

Second, he "almost got arrested?" is he talking about when the judge threatened to throw him in jail if he made the judge look for a Facebook post?

Jesus, the self-delusion is strong in this one.

Someone PLEASE post under his comment "weren't you late to court tho?" I'm gonna have to create a FB shill account damn it
Direct link if anyone wants to go for it https://www.facebook.com/arianagran...0154780868591027&comment_tracking={"tn":"R9"}

 

[Drinkerbelle]

Someone PLEASE post under his comment "weren't you late to court tho?" I'm gonna have to create a FB shill account damn it
Direct link if anyone wants to go for it https://www.facebook.com/arianagrande/posts/10154778829316027?comment_id=10154780868591027&comment_tracking={"tn":"R9"}

I got ya buddy. I'm sure it won't last long though.

 

[rankmelon]

Do you know what else it said under the door wide open comment? was that recent?

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LOL @ one very last post... and then another post xD

Here is his full response about the door wide open - from last night's post.

 

[DarkAlien]

How is crotch touching the equivalent of walking in on someone having sex? I guess maybe to him that's sex... I dunno.

I got ya buddy. I'm sure it won't last long though.

Someone get this man ^^^ a Semper Fidelis!!!!!

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Here is his full response about the door wide open - from last night's post.

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I honestly have a hard time believing she said his name as she was getting frisky--if that's what was even happening. I hope he hasn't been eavesdropping on his roommate this whole time.

 

[Barbarella]

I honestly have a hard time believing she said his name as she was getting frisky--if that's what was even happening. I hope he hasn't been eavesdropping on his roommate this whole time.

Of course he has! No female in close proximity to Russ will have privacy. He's probably spent hours hovering outside her door, checking her phone if leaves it out, trying to catch glimpses as she showers. Even if she's not a ten.

I'd like to hear this story from her POV, bet it's entirely different.

 

[Begemot]

Just want to say the Russell Greer avatars are the best part of this thread. That is all.

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

Oh, for fuck's sake. Nobody cares about his book except for the lol-inducing Amazon reviews. Certainly no one would touch movie rights with a 50 foot pole. It is funny to imagine who Russhole would want to play himself in a movie vs. who in reality would fit the part (maybe some up and coming Downsy actor? IDK).

 

[Fag Smut]

That Russ intervention was short lived. Already back to sperging about Taylor Swift.

Russ' autism is insurmountable.