Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[FreeCandyVan]

I was going to say this too. The reason everything in his game is heavily scripted in the first place is because Alex can't code, that's why everything in the game works by going through multiple ELSEs and IFs.

He does not have the skill to make this work.

I mostly quit keeping up with this guy after I decompiled his code and posted it here a while back. Glad I happened to see this! Event-driven code will not work for him at all. Summary for non-programmers: You can write code that happens in sequence and it's not too (relatively) hard. This is how YanSim's code works now. Event-driven code doesn't happen sequentially, so you have a TON of things to account for if you want it to work properly. His code barely manages the scripted sequential method. At the same time, Unity itself makes event-driven programming pretty tricky. Add those two together and there's just no way this won't end up with him making a 20 minute excuse video full of bullshit reasons he couldn't make dynamic events work. If he posts a demo where he's tried it, I'll decompile and analyze it for you guys again

Edit - just thought of this. Unity currently supports both the C# programming language and a semi-custom version of Javascript called Unityscript. Unityscript is worse in every way, and almost nobody uses it anymore. Unity finally deprecated it (because it's shit) and will be removing it from the engine entirely so that games written using it no longer work at all. Guess what language YanSim uses!

 

[Blanche Bleach]

oh, slightly offtopic (and i don't know if we've already been over this), but i found this on pull

this is mafuyu hoshikawa from "blend s". she is also a child

edit: i know the "kind girl with the bandana" is an anime trope but they're pretty similar, no? (she also reminds me of cooking mama)

 

[drazill]

I think you're reaching a bit too much here.

 

[Ido]

I think you're reaching a bit too much here.

This thread is reaching for new content lol.

 

[NendoroidWorldOrder]

long time lurker on this thread, but just made acc
the whole "dynamic events" thing sounds good in theory, but ultimately will lead to more time for osana to be implemented, which itself could only happen if eva becomes immortal, long after our souls perish
also, has anything actually happened in the last like, 50 pages?

 

[Blanche Bleach]

I think you're reaching a bit too much here.

you're right, but shit, we need content. anything

Spoiler

i think it's funny how koumi only jumped ship when alex made ayano a kuudere. he liked the paedophilia and the yakuza concept but kuudere ayano? no that must've been too extreme for him

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

you're right, but shit, we need content. anything

Not particularly. Look, this is a fairly popular thread. I'm sure people won't magically forget about it if activity dies down for a few weeks. Some of our cows have had threads dormant for over a year before they fuck up again.

 

[Blanche Bleach]

Not particularly. Look, this is a fairly popular thread. I'm sure people won't magically forget about it if activity dies down for a few weeks. Some of our cows have had threads dormant for over a year before they fuck up again.

understandable (still getting used to the farms, thank you for informing me, please pardon my autism)

anyone know who drew the thumbnail for the most recent video?

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

Edit - just thought of this. Unity currently supports both the C# programming language and a semi-custom version of Javascript called Unityscript. Unityscript is worse in every way, and almost nobody uses it anymore. Unity finally deprecated it (because it's shit) and will be removing it from the engine entirely so that games written using it no longer work at all. Guess what language YanSim uses!

:late:
Now it uses C# (supposedly), but obviously it wasn't Alex who ported it.

 

[Not Noteworthy]

I thought people nowadays lock their phones.

Most phones still let you take pictures despite it being locked, but they'll prevent you from viewing the gallery. Not a complete fuck up on Alex's part.

 

[Parappa does the PPAP]

Most phones still let you take pictures despite it being locked, but they'll prevent you from viewing the gallery. Not a complete fuck up on Alex's part.

Still a fuck up, because unless you can figure out the password to Osana's phone (which I doubt Dev will bother to implement) you can't use it to, say, take lewd pictures and show it to a teacher, because you'll never be able to access the phone's gallery.

 

[Blanche Bleach]

Still a fuck up, because unless you can figure out the password to Osana's phone (which I doubt Dev will bother to implement) you can't use it to, say, take lewd pictures and show it to a teacher, because you'll never be able to access the phone's gallery.

and if you can figure out the passcode. you could dig through osana's phone to find out more about her, perhaps even the identity of the person who calls her. it would be essential for a yandere to find out about their rival or other competition. and if ayano cracked the mystery of her caller, she could befriend her by helping her to solve her problems. quite the missed opportunity here tbh

 

[PhoneHexOperator]

I'm kind of late and also possibly off topic but Alex's 'game' is about as organic as a frozen TV dinner.

 

[A Sign]

and if you can figure out the passcode. you could dig through osana's phone to find out more about her, perhaps even the identity of the person who calls her. it would be essential for a yandere to find out about their rival or other competition. and if ayano cracked the mystery of her caller, she could befriend her by helping her to solve her problems. quite the missed opportunity here tbh

B-but that takes away yet another faptacular elimination method ripped off from Mortal Kombat, or some random edgy hentai game/series, adding something realistic just kills his hate boner for Asuka- I mean Osana-- Not that it would make any difference in "progress"

 

[StrawberryHeart]

Still a fuck up, because unless you can figure out the password to Osana's phone (which I doubt Dev will bother to implement) you can't use it to, say, take lewd pictures and show it to a teacher, because you'll never be able to access the phone's gallery.

Not really. If I remember correctly the expulsion method has you tell the counsellor you saw the student taking lewd photos, not you showing her the photos on the phone (which honestly leads to wondering why you have their phone in the first place). And, again, yeah you can take photos without having to unlock the phone (Apple and LG has it so I'm pretty sure yandevs "saiko" Apple knock offs have it)

 

[Dysnomia]

This thread is reaching for new content lol.

Here's some. I had a dream last night that Eva finished implementing Osana. And he made her twintails a little more realistic and gave the girls more proper high school uniforms.

Yeah. None of that is happening. I just keep checking back to see if Osana is moving forward. It's very similar to Duke Nukem Forever or GnR's Chinese Democracy. Where it takes so damn long the wait itself is the enigma. Drag your feet too long and the hype train will destroy any merit that your final product has.

 

[Accutek]

Yandere School is now on Steam

http://store.steampowered.com/app/687750/Yandere_School/

>artificially extend the length of your game’s development cause you can’t program
>bilk patreon to the fullest possible extent
>let someone beat you to market with a bad clone that will spoil the image of your game forever

Seems like a winning business model, can't argue here.

 

[shatmasher]

How can anyone praise eva or say he had a "good idea" when everything he's shown is still super scripted, except with a slight idea of "sequence" and "dependency"? Keep it real, guys.

 

[princess13456789]

There's a new secret Menu in the dll

 

[eequalsmc2]

There's a new secret Menu in the dll

Wait, is he really going with the Lovesick change? This isn't going to work