Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
Yellow Yam Scam said:
Backup of the actual video.

https://track5.mixtape.moe/yinpii.mp4

If a loved one of mine received this I'd have her contact the authorities tbh. Also, she's apparently gotten married since the original post and is Kelly Roberts now.
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"Accomplishments: grew a beard" :(

DarkAlien said:
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"Are you a stripper?" "no I lost interest in the career once I saw your mom perform on stage." AUGH YEAH
 
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Kammy said:
I know I'm late to the show, REALLY late, and I don't know if it's been said before, but Russell could fix himself with one really simple plastic surgery procedure.

If he got that bottom lip fixed by having some cartilage inserted to keep it constantly taught, he wouldn't look so much like a dopey fucking labrador.

Sure, he would still have a paralyzed face, but he wouldn't look like so much of a mong.

He could reinvent his whole character as some stoic faced mysterious guy who doesn't give a shit about anything. He could become a poker playing badass since no one could read his face.

Fuck me, he could even be a model in clothing catalogs, most of the time the guys in those have zero facial expression anyway. He'd at least be able to introduce himself as a male model.

Then be like "Oh yeah, look, sorry if I don't seem excited or anything, I can't move my face, no biggie right? But hey, forget about me, you look great!"

He's just too much of a sperg to realize this relatively easy route and would rather travel the path of social self destruction.

Maybe some people just prefer the life of a lolcow. Plus, it's entertainment for sadists like me who like to see people wreck their lives.
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As many people have mentioned, Rusty thrives on pretending to be the victim. He's been coddled all his life, so if anyone's going to have to adapt, it's not going to be him. His deformity is his way of shedding all responsibility of his actions. Anything he does, he can blame on prejudice towards his appearance, despite the fact that he's a really terrible hobbit.
 
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Kammy said:
I know I'm late to the show, REALLY late, and I don't know if it's been said before, but Russell could fix himself with one really simple plastic surgery procedure.

If he got that bottom lip fixed by having some cartilage inserted to keep it constantly taught, he wouldn't look so much like a dopey fucking labrador.

Sure, he would still have a paralyzed face, but he wouldn't look like so much of a mong.
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He did have corrective surgery when he was 10. The standard procedure seems to be rotating jaw muscles forward to allow mouth movement. The failure of the surgery could be a reason why he's emotionally stunted, along with the mother issues. But screw him, there's no such thing as a personality transplant.
 
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rankmelon said:
The links don't work to open the replies under each comment. Wonder if it's always been like that or if it's a temporary glitch? No worries, though, I'm taking the liberty of assuming that it's only more of the same bullshit from him.
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Unfortunately it doesn't work on the Google Cache page itself or on the archive.is version. Maybe because only the mobile version of Facebook had a cache? You're probably right though, it's safe to say it's just more of the same.
 
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The guy is meticulous with blocking and reporting any accounts that comment negatively toward him. Just as with his devotion to suspending his account every time he leaves the house so no one can leave a comment that he can't immediately control. So, if you have a second, not so real Facebook account and he thinks you are in any way abusing him with your actions you will usually find it suspended or closed down. From what I've seen...
Facebook was home to a number a spoof accounts that brought attention to his ridiculous antics but again, he's been pretty devoted to having all of those shut down. Better hope he doesn't find out your REAL address or you too could be the star of his next best-selling, novel inspired NETFLIX 6 part series!
 
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His politics posts are the fucking worst. Anyone who posts anything political on social media is a grade A fag. Nobody cares about your fucking opinion, just shut up and pass the time until you die.

"Black people who weren't slaves fight whites who aren't Nazis"

....they are literally self professed Nazis/angry virgins.

Sorry. I'm sperging. Make fun of me.
 
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A thought just crossed my head... his alter accounts on FB, they are all male... wonder why
 
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I have a hard time believing he's been rewriting it based on the previous examples of his writing we've seen. For one thing, wouldn't it be best to get himself an editor? Because he really needs one else we'll get more examples of "suck me my penis".

...unless that's what everyone wants?

Also that "better ways" to "tell the full story effectively" sentence has a lot of unnecessary words to say "I'm bullshitting". Why don't you just write a fictional tale that's an allegory of the Taylor Swift incident, Russ? At least then you can get away with more liberties and then, when it's interpreted a number of different ways, you then can make all of the "lost on people" claims as you want.

Either way, the funny thing is I'll still have read (smut) fan fics that read better than his book. :story:
 
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Oh, for fuck's sake. Nobody cares about his book except for the lol-inducing Amazon reviews. Certainly no one would touch movie rights with a 50 foot pole. It is funny to imagine who Russhole would want to play himself in a movie vs. who in reality would fit the part (maybe some up and coming Downsy actor? IDK).
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Tom Cruise.

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Or you could just hire an editor instead of constantly rewriting. And as much as I loathe to give Russhole some credit; his Swift-wanking is fairly standard fare for indie pubs on Amazon. There are editors out there who have edited "I fell in love with my rapist" and "I was fucked by Bigfoot" storylines so Russ' wank material is not the greatest drop in dignity out there.

A competent editor costs like $300-500 though for a work of that size and he'd rather spend $500 on 500 sexts than the work he's hinging his entire future on.
 
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