Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Holy crap....her face is actually wider than it is long in that latest pic with the Chinless Wonder. And that's AFTER being filtered to buggery. Is there some kind of "make my face look like an arse" thing on Snapchat?

And I may have mentioned this before, but

STOP WITH THE +)#=£<¥*¡ DUCKFACE

Snaaaaaaarl :twisted::twisted::twisted:
 
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If Becky's really modding her YT YouNow streams.. this seems like an AL kind of move.
amber looks like a chipmunk :cryblood:
 

y'all might have already seen this but right at the beginning of this old vlog she was bragging about how much she makes from YouTube and in the background you can hear Destiny say how they just got a check for $142

I like how she tried to cut the money conversation off once destiny started revealing too much. Amber makes enough money to survive and that's it. I'm sure she's living paycheck to paycheck.

She can argue that she can "pay her own bills" but she also uploaded way more back in the day. Give me the good old autistic/power level if you must but a $24,000 salary is nothing to be proud of when you're pushing 30. I made more than that working as a cashier in my early 20s. She really has zero ambition to better herself....
 
The entire video was this guy singing and all the comments are about how good is, yet she doesn't give him any recognition. He doesn't have a YT channel, but she could've linked his social media or something at the very least. Maybe he doesn't want his music associated with this mess.

Is he the guy who had a crush on Libby?

24,000 per year is pretty great for only working 5 hours a week.
 
I tuned into her younow for a few minutes.
Here's what we learned:

- she DOES NOT read the farms anymore, and she's better off for it.
- she is not getting rid of her cats omg that's just a rumor.
- she was going to see rafe later, and she feels that forgiving and forgetting is super kewl and if you become friends again then great.
- she would not address where she is moving to. She only said she "wants to be closer to my girlfriend", and she is so done with long distance relationships.
- Becky is not able to return to work until her doctor gives her the go ahead.
- she doesn't feel she owes people an answer for every little bit of her life and she feels super bad for defending herself. So bad.
- she's sad Trisha left CBB and thought it was wrong of Trisha to say the U.K. Is a terrible country (wow Trisha).
- she made sure to read out loud and smugly confirm that she makes $2K per month.
- she at first denied saying that Dana and her weren't getting along, then later admitted she did. She claims Dana would not speak to her but now they're all besties again and they do super cool awesome stuff together. Totally normal.
 
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I don't know how to screenshot Snapchat without notifying the person but Amber has an interesting snap on her story.

It's a picture of two of the Fat Lesbian Posse holding hands with the caption "um, excuse me?" I don't know who is who in the image but is someone trying to get some Thumb action with Becky?
 
Alrighty, here are some highlights from her stream this evening. The video itself has incredibly poor audio quality, just a forewarning:

-Nikocado Avocado snapped her saying he misses her voice and she needs to upload more long vlogs.
-Amber DOESN'T get sick, only like once a year gorl.
-She isn't selling her scarves anymore, she's giving them to Becky's sister FER FREE!!!
-Amber is TRYYY-eeng to upload twice a week but she's SUPER bizzy and is working on increasing her upload count throughout the week.
-Amber's personality was too wild and annoying when she was dating Destiny but "that isn't the old me".
-Amber NEH-VUR said she and Dana don't get along....o wait she did tho that 1 time a few days ago.
-She's worried about her health, especially the darkening of her knuckles, but she's ALWAYS had that so it's fine.
-Amber doesn't understand why so many people had a preconceived notion that Becky doesn't like cats...also she don't read here no more y'all.
-Becky doesn't like how Amber doesn't want to watch movies she likes and puts words into Becky's mouth.
-Amber quit weight watchers because she gives up on things easily.
-Amber doesn't feel anything when she sees D&D and will be watching their YT channel if they make one.
-Becky doesn't use marijuana (despite owning a marijuana flag and an emphysema-esque cough).
-Becky PHYSICALLY can't go back to work until her doctor says she can!!....but she has no problem carrying a king sized mattress down stairs for lil ol' Hamber.
-She's still friends with Sharla and they were supposed to hangout recently.
-Amber thinks I'm a stalker that uploads all of her videos :lol:.
-Amber makes $2,000/month.
-She isn't a cam girl, if she were, EVERYONE would know it gorl!
-Amber is moving to be closer to Becky, she doesn't like being in a long distance relationship--when her gf is a whole 40 minutes away.
-Amber brags about the farms not having her landline number and listing Destiny's old number/not a more relevant number, which she ONLY knows because someone sent her a screenshot.
-Callers on her landline are bill collectors (thanks Becky!) and "people just like calling for people".
-The MOST stressful part about moving is the bills!!!! It's like you have to pay for two places???Like whuuuuttt??
-She's buying new furniture for her new place--the red couch is out.
-Fruit makes Amber gag and she has to force feed it to herself, but her FAAAV is pineapple (since when?).
-Someone asked if Amber gets disgusted by her own reflection, Becky answers "Who doesn't?".
-Amber demonstrates her writers ability by not being able to tell the difference between second person and third person speaking.
-Destiny and Becky get along "a little too well".
-Amber is moving to London, KY.
-A positive effect Amber has had on Becky's life is that she is more active and doesn't sit at home doing nothing anymore.
-Amber talked about Rafe taking apart Amber's hammy down necklaces and making a new one...she acted like it was very creative but I feel like she was livid inside lol.(42:40).
-Twinkie was eating the cat food during the stream.
-She's too busy to vlog, people just don't understand.
-She's busy with Becky's doctor appointments...and errands...and uh...packing!
-Becky is ALSO a "good writer".


Becky is texting Rafe's wife, Hannah, during the stream. They went out to eat after the stream ended, with Rafe posting a lovely image of Hamber genuinely smiling and having a great time.
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I don't know how to screenshot Snapchat without notifying the person but Amber has an interesting snap on her story.

It's a picture of two of the Fat Lesbian Posse holding hands with the caption "um, excuse me?" I don't know who is who in the image but is someone trying to get some Thumb action with Becky?

Her weird snap story from today:

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24,000 per year is pretty great for only working 5 hours a week.

I disagree. Most people with some form of intelligence would use that $24,000 working 5 hours to supplement their income. Not as a main form. Maybe she's making $50,000 a year with her YouNow. Who knows?

(Just kidding, she's broke. Lol)
 
I don't know how to screenshot Snapchat without notifying the person but Amber has an interesting snap on her story.

It's a picture of two of the Fat Lesbian Posse holding hands with the caption "um, excuse me?" I don't know who is who in the image but is someone trying to get some Thumb action with Becky?
It's Becky and Rafe. Oh the clever comedic hijinks from that bunch....
 
it honestly saddens me to see how oblivious she is. She's what, 5'3? She literally weighs 3-4x the amount she's supposed to... and her goal weight is 200 lbs! That's still almost twice as much as she should weigh!! Though, she can't even successfully be on WW for more than a week, so i suppose expecting a 300+ weight loss from her is too much.
 
Amberlyn reminds me of a child in the most innocently pathetic way with the way she talks about money.

When you're a kid, you have no concept of money and even less of a concept of numbers larger than 1,000. You just associate big numbers with 'that's a lot!' I remember talking to some weird family friend who mentioned they made 22k a year and specifically saying "wow, that's a lot!" Thinking she was rich because of it or something. It's not like you know how much a downpayment on a house costs at eight years old, or anything remotely like that.

Amber acts like that--goes around bragging about being just on the cusp of the poverty line like she has extra change to go toss around once she pays all her bills, does all her obligatory impulse shopping, and pays her taxes. It's astounding to me how stunted her maturity actually is. Like... she's almost 30 and seems to have no concept of budgeting, or saving, or investing, despite her claiming to be some sort of financial wizard who's always crunching numbers and pinching pennies.
 
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