Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Bitchboy95]

Jesus Christ, of course she orders her steak well done!

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Spoiler: Some classic gems from her recent video

I think just about everyone has at some point left the house in a pair of pants or a bra or other similarly constricting garment that was a little too small. Sitting down we feel flesh lapping over the waistband or fat rolls on our back where the bra strap digs in. We feel chafed and miserable and change clothes the first chance we get.

Becky feels that way all the time. She must be so unhappy living in that body. I wonder if she can even take a deep breath. My vote is no. Those ugly blue pants are one sneeze away from ripping apart.

 

[Maria type deal]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK AT IIIIIIIIIT, MOMA LOVES YA! I have never in my life seen something as annoying as Amber! Also, have you noticed how she became sassy, and sarcastic , like putting people in their place? I love to see how far she takes it, knowing her reading this section, she will soon became the YT queen of sass! Yas gorl, slay me hard its goals!

 

[Here For The Tea]

This is way off topic, but I noticed the first post here was made on August 19th of last year, so I'm assuming that's the day this f*^#ing awesome thread was created.

Just wanted to say thank you for all the entertainment, Here's where I come when I need a good laugh (which is at least 6 times a day) #nolife


Happy One year!

 

[kekk]

jesus, that new video. so much ear rape between the intro (imo if you're gonna have an intro go back to the old one AL, i actually thought it was cute and yes i know no one agrees but who cares about my opinion anywayzz), her fake hacking in the bathroom (i actually laughed), and squealing playing mario kart. i LITERLY abused my volume button to watch this vid

jax is looking like he's having ptsd style flashbacks when amber's holding him.
"i thought i had escaped these ham hock clutches but it has returned, HELP ME."

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

If her clips of her meal out with Becky is any indication of what it is like to dine out with her, I feel bad for her friends. What was the point of including that anyway? It's not cute to sit there smacking your lips and making a mustache out of a straw wrapper.

Her Ask.fm is allowing for anonymous questions again.

 

[Clown Baby]

LMAO @ 0.14 she has a 1 second clip of her fake coughing, looking into the mirror

*cough cough* I'm so sick you guys.

Please someone find this:

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[Despairagus]

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jax is looking like he's having ptsd style flashbacks when amber's holding him.
"i thought i had escaped these ham hock clutches but it has returned, HELP ME."

That cat is adorable and I want to steal him before he gets lost in Hambeast's cleavage.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

More Big Amber lies. A few weeks ago on her Ask.fm someone asked if she reads here and she said, "Not anymore." But on her latest Younow she said she was a "hot mess", and that some people say she shouldn't say that because she's not, "hot". I made that comment just 10 pages ago. I haven't seen it mentioned anywhere else so yeah... Hi, Amber!

 

[Ambaby]

I love how smugly she tells us in her "100 facts about me" video that her gap between her front teeth fixed itself, and then her teeth became "perfect" and she was told that she wouldn't have to get braces unless she wanted them (said NO dentist EVER). When she was playing Mario Cart in the last video, the angle of her "camera" painfully shows how wildly off-center her teeth are. She should have gotten braces while she was in foster care and wouldn't have had to pay for them. Cosmetically it is NOT cute, and you can see how it affects her bite/underbite. That's only going to get worse.

Do you guys think she got an ID because Becky forced her to for adulting purposes? Like maybe she expects Amber to eventually get a job or to go to the corner and fetch her a 40 oz? Obviously she's the one that drove her to the SS office, and will be the one to take her to get the ID.

"We sleep with a fan on. We can't sleep without one!" Yeah...because you guys have an established sleeping arrangement.


ETA Aunt Tammy @Interventionist: Is this real? https://ask.fm/TammieTyme

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I think she got an ID so she could get booze.

I was wondering if Becky, Ricky, and Eric live within walking distance of that little convenience store AL was shopping at for Becky, or if she was just walking to and from the car.

I wonder if wherever she moves, if she will have stores within walking distance. If convenience stores are the only places to get food she will gain even more. And if they sell wine and Smirnoff Ice, she'll become an alcoholic. I can't wait!

The Tammie ask.fm looks legit, especially since Amber asked and liked half the questions a year ago.

 

[SpokesBottom]

Her "100 Facts About Me" video is the most annoying, self-absorbed thing.

Who the fuck boasts about their sexual/physical/mental abuse as an interesting "fact" about them? Liars and attention whores. Or lying attention whores.

She doesn't even sound traumatized by it like she claims. She says everything in the same matter-of-fact, sing-song voice, so it's hard to actually take her seriously.

Especially after, you know... she lied about being raped and physically abused once before with Kasey.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

If her clips of her meal out with Becky is any indication of what it is like to dine out with her, I feel bad for her friends. What was the point of including that anyway? It's not cute to sit there smacking your lips and making a mustache out of a straw wrapper.

She was so impatient waiting to order and waiting for her meal. She was like a fidgety little kid, and not even talking to Becky, just anticipating that plate.

I wish she would've shown what she got at the salad bar. I'm guessing a pile of croutons and corn covered in ranch, with olives and onions, and maybe a little iceberg lettuce... If it was a healthy salad she would've vlogged the shit out of it.

So I looked at the menu at what she ordered, and she could've had an 8 oz steak, but I guess she needed those 2 extra onces of meat, gorrrlll.

I honestly think she ordered steak because she thinks it's healthy and it's what Mary and Sharla used to always get. Just her steak was over 500 calories. Plus she had a potato loaded with sour cream, cheese, and bacon (which costs extra beyond the usual sides, and the salad bar is probably extra too. You'd think she'd realize if she has to add all this extra stuff, she's obviously being extra, eating extra. Yeah, she definitely doesn't give a shit what she's doing to herself.

 

[Bitchinista]

Without receipts I'm not going to believe that "someone" posted a screenshot of a convo between Amber and Rafe. If it's true, then AL is even dumber than I thought if she thought that she could hide something like that indefinitely.

Of course she fucking ordered a 10oz steak and a loaded baked potato. And of course she fucking ordered it well done. She should have saved her money and ordered chicken or a burger if she's going to have them turn her steak into a piece of shoe leather.

 

[Clown Baby]

Without receipts I'm not going to believe that "someone" posted a screenshot of a convo between Amber and Rafe. If it's true, then AL is even dumber than I thought if she thought that she could hide something like that indefinitely.

Of course she fucking ordered a 10oz steak and a loaded baked potato. And of course she fucking ordered it well done. She should have saved her money and ordered chicken or a burger if she's going to have them turn her steak into a piece of shoe leather.

When she said well done, I was like "of course she would ruin a perfectly good steak."

I was dying to watch the video this morning and my husband had to suffer through it too, he knows of AL but hasn't ever watched one of her videos. I asked him to search for "amberlynn reid" and he began typing "monster ham" and said very innocently, "isn't that how you spell it?"

 

[PiggyPie]

This is way off topic, but I noticed the first post here was made on August 19th of last year, so I'm assuming that's the day this f*^#ing awesome thread was created.

Just wanted to say thank you for all the entertainment, Here's where I come when I need a good laugh (which is at least 6 times a day) #nolife


Happy One year!
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And to think a year ago today when I started this as newbie, I wasn't sure any one would be into this bitch.

 

[Ambaby]

Her "100 Facts About Me" video is the most annoying, self-absorbed thing.

Who the fuck boasts about their sexual/physical/mental abuse as an interesting "fact" about them? Liars and attention whores. Or lying attention whores.

She doesn't even sound traumatized by it like she claims. She says everything in the same matter-of-fact, sing-song voice, so it's hard to actually take her seriously.

Especially after, you know... she lied about being raped and physically abused once before with Kasey.

Thank you for mentioning the sing-songy voice! So grating! Between that, her smug downward look at the camera through slitted eyes, and head swiveling is SO annoying. She thinks that she can just sit there and use the body language of a normal-sized, non-exposed, attractive "Influencer"/"Creator".

She sure was in the newspaper a lot as a kid. More than even most kids with a stable family. Wow, winning a news-worthy costume contest at age 5, when you were still living with your drug-addicted, homeless prisoner parents? That's pretty impressive for parents that lost two kids into closed adoption and the rest taken away by the state.

I mentioned this way up-thread, but my favorite part of this video is, of course the comments. There is a chick that calls her out on the "at age 15, I was asked to be a plus-size model, but my parents said no" (thought she became a ward of the state she was eight). She informs AL that even plus size models have minimum standards and requirements, and that someone who was over 250 pounds at age eleven, at her lowest remembered weight, would by no means be considered for modeling.

 

[honeybooboochild]

She was so impatient waiting to order and waiting for her meal. She was like a fidgety little kid, and not even talking to Becky, just anticipating that plate.

I wish she would've shown what she got at the salad bar. I'm guessing a pile of croutons and corn covered in ranch, with olives and onions, and maybe a little iceberg lettuce... If it was a healthy salad she would've vlogged the shit out of it.

So I looked at the menu at what she ordered, and she could've had an 8 oz steak, but I guess she needed those 2 extra onces of meat, gorrrlll.

I honestly think she ordered steak because she thinks it's healthy and it's what Mary and Sharla used to always get. Just her steak was over 500 calories. Plus she had a potato loaded with sour cream, cheese, and bacon (which costs extra beyond the usual sides, and the salad bar is probably extra too. You'd think she'd realize if she has to add all this extra stuff, she's obviously being extra, eating extra. Yeah, she definitely doesn't give a shit what she's doing to herself.

Looked it up online. The entrees come with 2 sides or you can add the salad bar for another $6 extra. Soooo she couldn't just get the bigger steak with the loaded potato that could serve as a whole meal alone, she also tacked on the expensive salad bar.

Edit to avoid double posting--I bet she's pressed for the ID suddenly (after going a year without), bc she probably needs it to lease the rent to own furniture. When you have to fend for yourself finally, you need to prove who you are. Of course her entitlement was showing when it didn't arrive fast enough, bc she needed the furniture NOW y'all.

 

[SpokesBottom]

There's also this hilarious "fact" that ALR boasts about like she's so proud of, being able to change her handwriting style. Like it makes her so special and she's the only person who can do it because she's the master writer.

Uh... here's the thing, ALR: everyone can do that. Cursive and print are two different styles, for example. It takes a week of practice and minimal effort to change your writing. It's just so dumb... She tries so hard to present herself as quirky and different.

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

Can we talk about how she's completely lurking on the Farm & in her latest video dedicated a minute or so to showing us how great of an animal mom she is?!

Harassing your depressed animals every week or so (after having Dustin dump kitty/dog kibbles on the ground for them every three days) doesn't qualify you for the "great pet owner" award - not even the "decent pet owner" award.