If you like me PLEASE TELL ME

[OtterParty]

I have smooth round knees and perky boobs. Would you bang me? C'mon, there has to be someone on the forums that would ride the Dude Express given the chance.

I might. Bears turn me on. Would help if you kept your facial hair neat, cleaned up a bit maybe. Sausage party threesome with my boyfriend?

 

[applecat]

I don't really think I am getting the amount of adoration I am entitled to in this thread. You weens should work on that.

 

[José Mourinho]

I don't really think I am getting the amount of adoration I am entitled to in this thread. You weens should work on that.

All hail the prettiest ween.

 

[OtterParty]

I don't really think I am getting the amount of adoration I am entitled to in this thread. You weens should work on that.

You're the prettiest ween. You're the Qween.

 

[EI 903]

I don't really think I am getting the amount of adoration I am entitled to in this thread. You weens should work on that.

You're a girl. That's what the Pics Thread is for.

 

[applecat]

Ten shares of land to Pardew and Unbovvered. Hellblazer will be sent to the salt pits.

 

[BT 075]

I like autism for making the forums funny.

I also like @silentprincess , @Holdek and @Unbovvered because I like likes.

 

[CatParty]

I don't really think I am getting the amount of adoration I am entitled to in this thread. You weens should work on that.

I sit at the alter of applecat everyday.

Ten shares of land to Pardew and Unbovvered. Hellblazer will be sent to the salt pits.

 

[hm yeah]

i wish topperhay would do more redraws

we need more tophats in here

 

[cypocryphy]

I don't really think I am getting the amount of adoration I am entitled to in this thread. You weens should work on that.

How can I best grovel before you?

 

[applecat]

How can I best grovel before you?

An MS paint drawing or haiku poem proclaiming my prettiness will gain you twenty shares of land. However, if I am insufficiently pleased, it will gain you twenty years in the salt pits.

 

[EI 903]

It's really not that bad down here. No fucking cats dragging their asses all over everything and shredding the curtains.

 

[applecat]

It's really not that bad down here. No fucking cats dragging their asses all over everything and shredding the curtains.

Do not listen to Hellblazer. He is feeling salty over his punishment. (Oh, I just kill me! )

 

[CatParty]

An MS paint drawing or haiku poem proclaiming my prettiness will gain you twenty shares of land. However, if I am insufficiently pleased, it will gain you twenty years in the salt pits.

Oh queen applecat
Prettiest of all the weens
May applecat reign.

 

[EI 903]

Do not listen to Hellblazer. He is feeling salty over his punishment. (Oh, I just kill me! )

If you did, it'd be the first thing you ever did that would make me want to dedicate a post in this thread to you.

 

[Saney]

Caffeinated_wench puts up with me ranting about ComMandos.

Silentprincess is the nicest person on the forums.

Trickie and _blank_ are awesome artists and I love their comics.

Dynastia's the greatest knight wizard s.layer.

And of course, applecat is the prettiest ween.

 

[applecat]

Oh queen applecat
Prettiest of all the weens
May applecat reign.

ONE HUNDRED SHARES OF LAND TO CATPARTY AND ALL OF THE SALT THAT HELLBLAZER MINES!

 

[HG 400]

And of course, applecat is the prettiest ween.

For now...

 

[applecat]

For now...

 

[cypocryphy]

An MS paint drawing or haiku poem proclaiming my prettiness will gain you twenty shares of land. However, if I am insufficiently pleased, it will gain you twenty years in the salt pits.

windy city girl
the sun shines bright for her ween
may she always murr