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good lord. Have there been any interesting emails/info obtained from his accounts so far?
 
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DiabeticShitheadPhil said:
Patreon/Dropbox logins don't work sadly. Seems like he's long-since changed most of the passwords.
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the two exceptions seem to be the gamesforum and last fm accounts. gamesforum has no posts, account was created on January 25th, 2011.
Last fm account does feature him liking some music, account was created on Nov. 2010. Last visited about a year later.
 
DSP made hitting the $1125 goal mandatory for the Halloween marathon to happen, and this was not the case 4 days ago...

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Also some chat quotes:
[12:32] <darksydephil> damn, we may not be doing a halloween event this year
[12:32] <darksydephil> we're over $200 away from the goal on patreon, a bunch of people lowered their pledges
[12:33] <darksydephil> ill have to try to motivate people
[12:33] <darksydephil> i mean its a dual goal this month, BOTH nominate/vote on the games to be played and on the costume im going to wear, you'd think that would motivate people to pledge
 
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RIP_SANITY said:
I'll be backing up his SRK stuff now (may post some more top haters stuff later)

http://archive.is/ye3iJ
http://archive.is/FeXje
Starting a fight, claiming if he had gone to that specific tourney, he would have gotten 1st/2nd in MvC2, 2nd in CvS2, 1st in 3s, probably first in TMNT even though he's barely played it and 2nd/3rd in GGXX.

http://archive.is/sMczf
(November 10th, 2002 tourney results, Phil bitches about JWong being in MVC2)

Reserving this for top-haters stuff:
http://archive.is/Vsy9f
Apparently, his top-haters site had a webcomic. Couldn't find it now, but it's entirely possible DSP made a webcomic. Need more info to fully confirm this though.

http://archive.is/bW8Aw
Mentions leaving (for a while) the site to go to an internship company.

http://archive.is/VHLhp
EVO video drama.

The news section isn't archived properly, for some reason, but here are all the news:
***Official IMPACT page up!***
***Breaksteak Challenge 9/28 Dunnellen, NJ***
***Whoever posts on GameFaqs.com needs a life***
***Smiles still sucks***
***Circuit City is a cool job, until they don't punch you in for 30 hours***
***If you don't go to IMPACT, you are officially a homo***
***Fuck you, asshole***
***Anyone who reads this is my bitch...too late***
***Suprnova.org is the shit***
***If you can read this, you don't need glasses***
***SvC Chaos voted worst fighter ever by SF enthusiasts; I think it's okay***
***Top-Haters.com combo video coming soon???***
***Why does my digital camera not work? Because someone knocked it out of my hand at ECC***
***If you are still reading this, you need a life***
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This is intriguing. For all the TMI Phil is accused of he really is transparent and nontransparent in all the wrong ways. We know every excruciating detail the burger he ate the other day and the indigestion that caused him to cancel his stream. But his finances and early life are a bit of a mysterious black box. We only get vague contradictory details from Phil himself and the occasional hint from internet archaeological evidence.

FapCupFanta said:
Jesus, he really hasn't changed. Try to fathom that for a moment. Imagine if you were the same person today as you were nearly 20 years ago. There may be elements of your personality like values and morals which would likely remain, barring major life events which can affect those; but imagine if every negative flaw about yourself was never addressed and improved. Imagine if your narrow view of the world and other people remained static for nearly two decades. That's a huge chunk of the average person's life; hell, I know I wouldn't want to remain the same person I was that long ago. Thanks to the choices he's made, Phil has not developed as a person beyond the one he was in 1998. We spend a lot of time laughing at Phil for just generally being a toxic human being who's also a complete idiot, but this is more sad than anything.
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lolcows are born not made.

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phil.....phil never changes.

JackDavis said:
Honestly I am dumb founded how he even gets $1000/month. His goals are non-goals. Verbal shoutout? A question on Ask the Lonely Man? A rambly video? Recording himself playing video games, which he does anyways?
Guess it proves that old saying right, that a fool and his money are soon parted.
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Its pretty hard to be lazier on a Patreon goal. 90% of his goals are 'sit on ass playing game A instead of game B' there is literally no extra effort on his part. Plus isn't being a successful LPer finding games that balance what your hardcore fans and casuals want to see for max profit? There is no situation where he shouldn't be playing at least some of the games his patrons give him money to play. They are paying phil to act in his own best interest.



DiabeticShitheadPhil said:
Eventually even BSV, Sammy and KG will come to their senses and abandon ship. It just takes time.

On a funnier side-note, I love the ending of Snort Burnell's videos where he's got the clip of Phil pretending to be a detractor, saying "Phil's a faggot, Phil's fat, Phil's a loser, Phil's a beggar". All four of those things are true. I just wish I knew what he was looking at when he does the "pretending to be a detractor talking about him" shtick. He seems to stare up at the ceiling like he sees a spider up there.
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Phil slips up and tells the truth occasionally.



Also he has a habit of projecting himself when he's criticizing others.


So I guess phil is self aware...in a way.
 
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So Phil has just now discovered the existence of http://www.gamesforum.com/showthread.php?t=67643&p=626352#post626352

He just took a "bathroom" break (read: damage control) after banning a bunch of people who were alerting him to this from the stream chat.

Seems someone got into that old GamesForum account of his and made a mock thread. Fun times.
 
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DiabeticShitheadPhil said:
So Phil has just now discovered the existence of http://www.gamesforum.com/showthread.php?t=67643&p=626352#post626352

He just took a "bathroom" break (read: damage control) after banning a bunch of people who were alerting him to this from the stream chat.

Seems someone got into that old GamesForum account of his and made a mock thread. Fun times.
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Shame...he's probably currently scanning through his old accounts and flushing away info down the memory hole. Tons of vintage posts, vlags, and khantent of how phil was REALLY like never to been seen. Almost all of his stupid fanbois are around for the drama too so they've hurt themselves by not keeping their mouth shut.
 
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