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I remember in the thread to remove him as an admin many other users stated that the meltdown itself was extremely sudden, some even suspecting an account hijacking. Wonder if there was some truth to that?
Skitzocow Alex Kazai / Alpha Kazai / AlexKaza / alex_alpha / AlexShepherd - Corrupt Wikia admin who believes that Silent Hill is one big circumcision metaphor, adds autistic bullshit into articles as fact, and chimps when it's reverted
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I remember in the thread to remove him as an admin many other users stated that the meltdown itself was extremely sudden, some even suspecting an account hijacking. Wonder if there was some truth to that?
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Maybe, though I'm sure the circumcision crap was still all him, cause it apparently went on for a while before the meltdown happened.
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Man, I loved when this guy's meltdown happened, I want him to give more milk. He's the funniest crazy MRA.
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Has Foreskin Man vanished from the internet? I can't find anything after his Wikia blowup.
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Some dude in this post said he was made admin again, but they weren't specific if it was for the SH wiki.
https://www.reddit.com/r/silenthill/comments/4f0al3/unpopular_sh_opinions/
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As a Xenogears fan all I can say is, what the fuck kind of copy was he playing?
I googled the name in the last one, "Alex Kazai," and it led me to what I'm sure is his Twitch profile. Surprise surprise, he's a brony! I also found a blank Tumblr and some more Wiki sperging (archive).
Also, fresh drama off the presses:
Warning: Spoilers for the Zero Escape series.
As a fan of Zero Escape, let me just say the wikia is more autistic than TV Tropes. Let that sink in.
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My favorite is back!
It's time for the popcorn and the start of a lolcow wiki article!
@Darwin Watterson, you know what to do.
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I'll start drafting one up, 'cause I finally have some time to myself (yay!).
EDIT: There isn't really enough "meat" for an article, at least not yet. I'll keep the draft, though, just in case.
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Double post for something I found during a digging session. This is a conversation from January, 2014. Alex was feeling depressed. His name is mostly censored, but his chat partner slips up a few times and forgets to edit it out. And I know for a fact that it's the same guy because he specifically mentions Silent Hill and Wikis. It's divided into three parts.
I also may have found his Facebook page. I'm not 100% certain that it's him yet (or if "Alex Kazai" is even his real name), and there's not enough public information on it to determine anything. Several key details are consistent with what is known about him, though. The person in question is also named Alexander Kazai, also lives in Canada, and also believes in weird shit about 9/11. If it's not him, it has to be some relation of his. Maybe his dad or something.
[11:32:52 PM] Alex K: I'm still feeling lousy, about the whole system and job thing
[11:33:29 PM] Alex K: I wish everyone could just do whatever they want, but society chains us and binds us
[11:33:54 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: That's how community works.
[11:35:25 PM] Alex K: yeah, but 40 hour work weeks just to survive is apalling
[11:35:38 PM] Alex K: plus I didn't ASK to be born here
[11:35:54 PM] Alex K: I know I sound venty, but that's how I feel
[11:36:02 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: No one did. You have to play the hand you're dealt.
[11:36:56 PM] Alex K: Maybe so, but I refuse to be a human slave
[11:37:05 PM] Alex K: I've been really suicidal lately
[11:37:24 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: Dude, you should propably go see a doctor.
[11:37:50 PM] Alex K: I feel like all therapists care about is money
[11:37:58 PM] Alex K: it'd only confirm what I already feel
[11:38:46 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: They don't. Doctors are there to help people. Of course, they need money to continue their practice, but therapy works if you really want to get better. It's not worth getting worse and not seeking help.
[11:39:22 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: It's not just money. Do you think they'd take you on if they only cared about money?
[11:39:54 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: I can't offer you advice. I'm not qualified for it. All I can do is tell you what you need to hear.
[11:40:00 PM] Alex K: Not really
[11:40:09 PM] Alex K: I just feel like everyone, society is full of shit
[11:40:15 PM] Alex K: greedy capitalism
[11:40:47 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: Of course it is, but that's what social justice is for. Now get help.
[11:33:29 PM] Alex K: I wish everyone could just do whatever they want, but society chains us and binds us
[11:33:54 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: That's how community works.
[11:35:25 PM] Alex K: yeah, but 40 hour work weeks just to survive is apalling
[11:35:38 PM] Alex K: plus I didn't ASK to be born here
[11:35:54 PM] Alex K: I know I sound venty, but that's how I feel
[11:36:02 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: No one did. You have to play the hand you're dealt.
[11:36:56 PM] Alex K: Maybe so, but I refuse to be a human slave
[11:37:05 PM] Alex K: I've been really suicidal lately
[11:37:24 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: Dude, you should propably go see a doctor.
[11:37:50 PM] Alex K: I feel like all therapists care about is money
[11:37:58 PM] Alex K: it'd only confirm what I already feel
[11:38:46 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: They don't. Doctors are there to help people. Of course, they need money to continue their practice, but therapy works if you really want to get better. It's not worth getting worse and not seeking help.
[11:39:22 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: It's not just money. Do you think they'd take you on if they only cared about money?
[11:39:54 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: I can't offer you advice. I'm not qualified for it. All I can do is tell you what you need to hear.
[11:40:00 PM] Alex K: Not really
[11:40:09 PM] Alex K: I just feel like everyone, society is full of shit
[11:40:15 PM] Alex K: greedy capitalism
[11:40:47 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: Of course it is, but that's what social justice is for. Now get help.
1/22/2014 11:42:09 PM] Alex K: I feel like no one would care anyway... I mean, I don't mean to be a burden on you
[1/22/2014 11:42:27 PM] Alex K: and it's ironic, since we're both misanthropes in a way
[1/22/2014 11:42:41 PM] Alex K: but maybe death isn't so bad
[1/22/2014 11:42:54 PM] Alex K: It's kind of like an eternal sleep
[1/22/2014 11:42:57 PM] Alex K: no worries, no pain
[1/22/2014 11:43:53 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: I do care Alex. Quite frankly, you're scaring the shit out of me. I want you to be happy, but I can't do everything. You need to take the initiative to make YOUR LIFE better. I love you, bro, but I can only do so much.
[1/22/2014 11:45:05 PM] Alex K: Sorry, I don't mean to...
[1/22/2014 11:45:15 PM] Alex K: I keep thinking, if I don't get a job and nothing works out
[1/22/2014 11:45:33 PM] Alex K: my rent slowly drops down to $0
[1/22/2014 11:45:49 PM] Alex K: I'll be out on the streets, like those homeless guys begging for change outside the shopping mall
[1/22/2014 11:46:46 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: You WILL find a job. You just need to look. Since you have experience, you can get one easier.
[1/22/2014 11:47:31 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: Just don't give up. Seriously.
[1/22/2014 11:47:58 PM] Alex K: True, but... that's not what I want to hear... I mean, it's not reassuring... like
[1/22/2014 11:48:03 PM] Alex K: I wish you said something like
[1/22/2014 11:48:32 PM] Alex K: "Even if you have no money left, you won't be out on the streets... you won't be starving"
[1/22/2014 11:48:46 PM] Alex K: I don't blame you
[1/22/2014 11:49:04 PM] Alex K: but it's almost as if you're re-enforcing how fucked up society is
[1/22/2014 11:50:00 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: I am. But I'm also saying that society is here, whether you like it or not. That's the reality of it.
[1/22/2014 11:50:26 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: I don't like it, either, but why should I be unhappy for it?
[1/22/2014 11:51:14 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: I can't tell you what you want to hear, Alex. You have to come to these conclusions on your own. I'm really only trying to keep you from hurting yourself.
[1/22/2014 11:52:14 PM] Alex K: Still...
[1/22/2014 11:52:29 PM] Alex K: I'd rather live in a fantasy, than some cold, harsh reality
[1/22/2014 11:52:36 PM] Alex K: I wouldn't mind since I'd be happier
[1/22/2014 11:53:07 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: Reality and fantasy are two separate things. Unfortunately, we have to live in reality. Fantasy comes later.
[1/22/2014 11:55:20 PM] Alex Ki: America is fucked up, isn't it?
[1/22/2014 11:55:32 PM] Alex K: the whole American dream is a lie, right?
[1/22/2014 11:55:42 PM] Alex K: just an illusion?
[1/22/2014 11:55:49 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: At least I'm not dying somewhere in a third-world country.
[1/22/2014 11:55:58 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: The American dream is what one makes of it.
[1/22/2014 11:56:30 PM] Alex K: I dunno, I've been thinking
[1/22/2014 11:56:36 PM] Alex K: When I turn 25
[1/22/2014 11:56:49 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: I can't say that it's all cherry blossoms and kawaii desu, but it's okay.
[1/22/2014 11:56:52 PM] Alex K: I'll get my grandma's inheritance
[1/22/2014 11:57:35 PM] Alex K: then fly to America, and visit all the friends who I care about... like you, Kelly, Zalex, etc...
[1/22/2014 11:57:48 PM] Alex K: then return to Canada and get a voluntary euthanasia
[1/22/2014 11:57:59 PM] Alex K: and put me to sleep forever
[1/22/2014 11:58:11 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: By 25, you'd have changed your mind. Trust me.
[1/22/2014 11:58:48 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: You may not think you will, but believe me, as someone who has attempted suicide three times, it stops being worth it.
[1/22/2014 11:59:21 PM] Alex K: do you view suicide as a phase?
[1/22/2014 11:42:27 PM] Alex K: and it's ironic, since we're both misanthropes in a way
[1/22/2014 11:42:41 PM] Alex K: but maybe death isn't so bad
[1/22/2014 11:42:54 PM] Alex K: It's kind of like an eternal sleep
[1/22/2014 11:42:57 PM] Alex K: no worries, no pain
[1/22/2014 11:43:53 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: I do care Alex. Quite frankly, you're scaring the shit out of me. I want you to be happy, but I can't do everything. You need to take the initiative to make YOUR LIFE better. I love you, bro, but I can only do so much.
[1/22/2014 11:45:05 PM] Alex K: Sorry, I don't mean to...
[1/22/2014 11:45:15 PM] Alex K: I keep thinking, if I don't get a job and nothing works out
[1/22/2014 11:45:33 PM] Alex K: my rent slowly drops down to $0
[1/22/2014 11:45:49 PM] Alex K: I'll be out on the streets, like those homeless guys begging for change outside the shopping mall
[1/22/2014 11:46:46 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: You WILL find a job. You just need to look. Since you have experience, you can get one easier.
[1/22/2014 11:47:31 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: Just don't give up. Seriously.
[1/22/2014 11:47:58 PM] Alex K: True, but... that's not what I want to hear... I mean, it's not reassuring... like
[1/22/2014 11:48:03 PM] Alex K: I wish you said something like
[1/22/2014 11:48:32 PM] Alex K: "Even if you have no money left, you won't be out on the streets... you won't be starving"
[1/22/2014 11:48:46 PM] Alex K: I don't blame you
[1/22/2014 11:49:04 PM] Alex K: but it's almost as if you're re-enforcing how fucked up society is
[1/22/2014 11:50:00 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: I am. But I'm also saying that society is here, whether you like it or not. That's the reality of it.
[1/22/2014 11:50:26 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: I don't like it, either, but why should I be unhappy for it?
[1/22/2014 11:51:14 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: I can't tell you what you want to hear, Alex. You have to come to these conclusions on your own. I'm really only trying to keep you from hurting yourself.
[1/22/2014 11:52:14 PM] Alex K: Still...
[1/22/2014 11:52:29 PM] Alex K: I'd rather live in a fantasy, than some cold, harsh reality
[1/22/2014 11:52:36 PM] Alex K: I wouldn't mind since I'd be happier
[1/22/2014 11:53:07 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: Reality and fantasy are two separate things. Unfortunately, we have to live in reality. Fantasy comes later.
[1/22/2014 11:55:20 PM] Alex Ki: America is fucked up, isn't it?
[1/22/2014 11:55:32 PM] Alex K: the whole American dream is a lie, right?
[1/22/2014 11:55:42 PM] Alex K: just an illusion?
[1/22/2014 11:55:49 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: At least I'm not dying somewhere in a third-world country.
[1/22/2014 11:55:58 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: The American dream is what one makes of it.
[1/22/2014 11:56:30 PM] Alex K: I dunno, I've been thinking
[1/22/2014 11:56:36 PM] Alex K: When I turn 25
[1/22/2014 11:56:49 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: I can't say that it's all cherry blossoms and kawaii desu, but it's okay.
[1/22/2014 11:56:52 PM] Alex K: I'll get my grandma's inheritance
[1/22/2014 11:57:35 PM] Alex K: then fly to America, and visit all the friends who I care about... like you, Kelly, Zalex, etc...
[1/22/2014 11:57:48 PM] Alex K: then return to Canada and get a voluntary euthanasia
[1/22/2014 11:57:59 PM] Alex K: and put me to sleep forever
[1/22/2014 11:58:11 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: By 25, you'd have changed your mind. Trust me.
[1/22/2014 11:58:48 PM] Marionetta Hysteria: You may not think you will, but believe me, as someone who has attempted suicide three times, it stops being worth it.
[1/22/2014 11:59:21 PM] Alex K: do you view suicide as a phase?
[12:00:46 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: Suicide is not a phase after you die. Suicidal tendencies? Maybe. I do have bouts of despair where I think the world might just be better off without me, but acting on it seems just as foolish as the assumption.
[12:01:19 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: Since I suffer from severe depression, I get those days when dying becomes an attractive idea.
[12:01:29 AM] Alex K: You and me both, sista~
[12:01:39 AM] Alex K: I'd be sad without you
[12:01:46 AM] Alex K: but I want you to be happy, too
[12:01:55 AM] Alex K: sometimes, happiness can come from death
[12:02:05 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: I want you to be happy and living. That's what I want.
[12:02:53 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: I want you to experience the joys and happiness that living can bring. I want you to grow old and die old. Don't die young. No one should die young.
[12:03:43 AM] Alex K: I remember...
[12:04:14 AM] Alex K: maybe about a year or two ago, I was playing Silent Hill
[12:04:32 AM] Alex K: around that time you told me about your chest cavity, I believe
[12:04:43 AM] Alex K: you suddenly turned really dark, remember?
[12:05:08 AM] Alex K: You were depressed, and felt like you had nothing left to live for
[12:05:10 AM] Alex K: do you remember that?
[12:05:21 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: Yeah. I do.
[12:05:36 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: I was wrong.
[12:05:39 AM] Alex K: What made you continue living?
[12:05:49 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: My friends.
[12:06:01 AM] Alex K: anything else?
[12:06:57 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: My pets, music... Maybe even a smidgeon of hope.
[12:07:46 AM] Alex K: Yeah... I love my cats, and I'm glad you didn't kill yourself back then
[12:08:05 AM] Alex K: I was seriously worried about you then, when you sent me those messages
[12:08:19 AM] Alex K: I can't remember what it was about specifically
[12:08:29 AM] Alex K: but I do remember the way it made me feel
[12:08:48 AM] Alex K: I don't know if I can ever forget that
[12:09:03 AM] Alex K: I guess, that's kind of what I feel like now
[12:09:43 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: I don't want you to die, because I seriously know you have a lot more to offer the world than dying.
[12:10:19 AM] Alex K: Yeah...
[12:10:45 AM] Alex K: I mean, I showed my aunt my wikis, and she thought they were amazing, but I don't get paid to edit them
[12:10:54 AM] Alex K: I get paid to do tedious robotic bullshit
[12:11:02 AM] Alex K: fetching lung cancer in packs
[12:11:14 AM] Alex Kazai: selling junk food to already overweight people
[12:11:30 AM] Alex K: counting bills, coins, handing out change
[12:11:40 AM] Alex K: It's terrible
[12:11:57 AM] Alex K: It's almost like, money corrupts people
[12:12:12 AM] Alex K: they can't think outside of money terms
[12:12:54 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: It's not money's fault. Money gauges worth in some peoples' eyes.
[12:13:34 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: Money is meant as a way of paying. Not every rich person is greedy and not every poor person is virtuous.
[12:14:06 AM] Alex K: Yeah... but, ugh
[12:14:26 AM] Alex K: It just makes me sick
[12:14:37 AM] Alex K: My dad's friend won a $15,000,000 lottery
[12:14:50 AM] Alex K: and he's really old, like, 50s or 60s
[12:15:04 AM] Alex K: that's another thing I hate, the LOTTERY
[12:15:15 AM] Alex K: the lottery drove me batshit insane
[12:15:34 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: Possibly the biggest waste of time ever, the lottery is...
[12:15:37 AM] Alex Kazai: all those poor, old, smelly hobo-like people, coming in...
[12:15:49 AM] Alex K: asking for 6 dollar lottery tickets
[12:15:54 AM] Alex K: which they will NEVER WIN
[12:16:00 AM] Alex K: trust me, it's a scam
[12:16:30 AM] Alex K: do you think it'll get better in the future?
[12:16:53 AM | Edited 12:17:10 AM] Alex Kazai: no one has to worry about being homeless, or starving?
[12:17:57 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: Who knows? It's really all the more reason to try to change it.
[12:18:15 AM] Alex K: Exactly
[12:18:28 AM] Alex K: I want to do that, to get the message across
[12:18:36 AM] Alex K: but my sister just says
[12:18:41 AM] Alex K: "Accept reality for what it is"
[12:18:54 AM] Alex K: Working at Shell really darkened my view of life
[12:19:04 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: You can accept reality while trying to change it.
[12:19:15 AM] Alex K: really?
[12:19:21 AM] Alex K: you think I should do that?
[12:19:51 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: Yeah.
[12:20:28 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: Of course, the laws of physics still apply, but you can help shape the future for the better.
[12:21:04 AM] Alex K: I'll try to keep that in mind...
[12:21:19 AM] Alex K: I'm going to go rest, clear my mind
[12:21:24 AM] Alex K: but I promise you
[12:21:29 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: Just relax, okay?
[12:21:35 AM] Alex K: if I ever did kill myself, I would never do it without telling you
[12:21:45 AM] Alex K: I wouldn't betray my friends like that
[12:23:11 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: You're still betraying me, either way. Not trying to guilt-trip you, but I can't accept it as anything less.
[12:23:35 AM] Alex K: I'm betraying you now? how?
[12:23:47 AM] Alex K: oh, sorry
[12:23:58 AM] Alex K: I'm so tired I can barely read
[12:24:08 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: I meant you'd be letting me down immensly.
[12:24:23 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: But just go to sleep and try to clear your head.
[12:24:42 AM] Alex K: Night~ thanks for keeping me company
[12:24:51 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: No problem. (heart)
[12:01:19 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: Since I suffer from severe depression, I get those days when dying becomes an attractive idea.
[12:01:29 AM] Alex K: You and me both, sista~
[12:01:39 AM] Alex K: I'd be sad without you
[12:01:46 AM] Alex K: but I want you to be happy, too
[12:01:55 AM] Alex K: sometimes, happiness can come from death
[12:02:05 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: I want you to be happy and living. That's what I want.
[12:02:53 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: I want you to experience the joys and happiness that living can bring. I want you to grow old and die old. Don't die young. No one should die young.
[12:03:43 AM] Alex K: I remember...
[12:04:14 AM] Alex K: maybe about a year or two ago, I was playing Silent Hill
[12:04:32 AM] Alex K: around that time you told me about your chest cavity, I believe
[12:04:43 AM] Alex K: you suddenly turned really dark, remember?
[12:05:08 AM] Alex K: You were depressed, and felt like you had nothing left to live for
[12:05:10 AM] Alex K: do you remember that?
[12:05:21 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: Yeah. I do.
[12:05:36 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: I was wrong.
[12:05:39 AM] Alex K: What made you continue living?
[12:05:49 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: My friends.
[12:06:01 AM] Alex K: anything else?
[12:06:57 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: My pets, music... Maybe even a smidgeon of hope.
[12:07:46 AM] Alex K: Yeah... I love my cats, and I'm glad you didn't kill yourself back then
[12:08:05 AM] Alex K: I was seriously worried about you then, when you sent me those messages
[12:08:19 AM] Alex K: I can't remember what it was about specifically
[12:08:29 AM] Alex K: but I do remember the way it made me feel
[12:08:48 AM] Alex K: I don't know if I can ever forget that
[12:09:03 AM] Alex K: I guess, that's kind of what I feel like now
[12:09:43 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: I don't want you to die, because I seriously know you have a lot more to offer the world than dying.
[12:10:19 AM] Alex K: Yeah...
[12:10:45 AM] Alex K: I mean, I showed my aunt my wikis, and she thought they were amazing, but I don't get paid to edit them
[12:10:54 AM] Alex K: I get paid to do tedious robotic bullshit
[12:11:02 AM] Alex K: fetching lung cancer in packs
[12:11:14 AM] Alex Kazai: selling junk food to already overweight people
[12:11:30 AM] Alex K: counting bills, coins, handing out change
[12:11:40 AM] Alex K: It's terrible
[12:11:57 AM] Alex K: It's almost like, money corrupts people
[12:12:12 AM] Alex K: they can't think outside of money terms
[12:12:54 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: It's not money's fault. Money gauges worth in some peoples' eyes.
[12:13:34 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: Money is meant as a way of paying. Not every rich person is greedy and not every poor person is virtuous.
[12:14:06 AM] Alex K: Yeah... but, ugh
[12:14:26 AM] Alex K: It just makes me sick
[12:14:37 AM] Alex K: My dad's friend won a $15,000,000 lottery
[12:14:50 AM] Alex K: and he's really old, like, 50s or 60s
[12:15:04 AM] Alex K: that's another thing I hate, the LOTTERY
[12:15:15 AM] Alex K: the lottery drove me batshit insane
[12:15:34 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: Possibly the biggest waste of time ever, the lottery is...
[12:15:37 AM] Alex Kazai: all those poor, old, smelly hobo-like people, coming in...
[12:15:49 AM] Alex K: asking for 6 dollar lottery tickets
[12:15:54 AM] Alex K: which they will NEVER WIN
[12:16:00 AM] Alex K: trust me, it's a scam
[12:16:30 AM] Alex K: do you think it'll get better in the future?
[12:16:53 AM | Edited 12:17:10 AM] Alex Kazai: no one has to worry about being homeless, or starving?
[12:17:57 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: Who knows? It's really all the more reason to try to change it.
[12:18:15 AM] Alex K: Exactly
[12:18:28 AM] Alex K: I want to do that, to get the message across
[12:18:36 AM] Alex K: but my sister just says
[12:18:41 AM] Alex K: "Accept reality for what it is"
[12:18:54 AM] Alex K: Working at Shell really darkened my view of life
[12:19:04 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: You can accept reality while trying to change it.
[12:19:15 AM] Alex K: really?
[12:19:21 AM] Alex K: you think I should do that?
[12:19:51 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: Yeah.
[12:20:28 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: Of course, the laws of physics still apply, but you can help shape the future for the better.
[12:21:04 AM] Alex K: I'll try to keep that in mind...
[12:21:19 AM] Alex K: I'm going to go rest, clear my mind
[12:21:24 AM] Alex K: but I promise you
[12:21:29 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: Just relax, okay?
[12:21:35 AM] Alex K: if I ever did kill myself, I would never do it without telling you
[12:21:45 AM] Alex K: I wouldn't betray my friends like that
[12:23:11 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: You're still betraying me, either way. Not trying to guilt-trip you, but I can't accept it as anything less.
[12:23:35 AM] Alex K: I'm betraying you now? how?
[12:23:47 AM] Alex K: oh, sorry
[12:23:58 AM] Alex K: I'm so tired I can barely read
[12:24:08 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: I meant you'd be letting me down immensly.
[12:24:23 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: But just go to sleep and try to clear your head.
[12:24:42 AM] Alex K: Night~ thanks for keeping me company
[12:24:51 AM] Marionetta Hysteria: No problem. (heart)
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Did a little digging and found out he's responsible for this gem 
Note: None of that nonsense actually mattered in the game.
Editing this because I don't see the point in bumping a dormant lolcow just yet:
This will mostly make sense to people who played Zero Time Dilemma. He literally gave a character page to a macguffin. At first I thought it was a shitposter until I took a look at the edit history (95% of it being all his).
Have no idea what you're reading? Neither do I and I played the game!
Note: None of that nonsense actually mattered in the game.
Editing this because I don't see the point in bumping a dormant lolcow just yet:
This will mostly make sense to people who played Zero Time Dilemma. He literally gave a character page to a macguffin. At first I thought it was a shitposter until I took a look at the edit history (95% of it being all his).
Have no idea what you're reading? Neither do I and I played the game!
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Bumping because there's been a lot of salt from him on the Xenosaga Wiki recently. He got himself kicked off for three months, apparently for doing the same shit that he'd been doing before.
I don't know a thing about Xenosaga, so I don't know what the hell's going on here. From what I can gather, though, it has to do with him shitting up another wiki with more stupid theories, this time having to do with bestiality.
"My definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."
— Dr. Phillip C. McGraw
I don't know a thing about Xenosaga, so I don't know what the hell's going on here. From what I can gather, though, it has to do with him shitting up another wiki with more stupid theories, this time having to do with bestiality.
"My definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."
— Dr. Phillip C. McGraw
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And in response to the speculation that he'd been hacked back in December, I think this can confirm that no, he's just another insane sperg.
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Bumping because there's been a lot of salt from him on the Xenosaga Wiki recently. He got himself kicked off for three months, apparently for doing the same shit that he'd been doing before.
I don't know a thing about Xenosaga, so I don't know what the hell's going on here. From what I can gather, though, it has to do with him shitting up the wiki with more stupid theories, this time having to do with bestiality.
I don't know what's funnier. The fact he's doing the exact damn thing again, or that he's doing it on another wikia for a completely unrelated thing.
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Oh, I forgot about him and some big news related to him.
But first, let me address the Xenosaga thing.
* He's full of shit. The whole "her tribe consideres it taboo" thing does not factor in the game at all.
* He doesn't understand how translations work or how some things get lost in translation. To further my point, I got an untranslated version of the artbook and it technically says "boy" instead of "man". I don't know how a professional would do it but either way he's talking out of his ass.
Anyway. Long story short, someone on /v/ decided to fuck with him on one of his favorite hangouts (Zero Escape) to see how far he would go and this was the result.
Context: The creator of this game made a joke on twitter about how one of the characters has an 18-inch dick. So the shitposter ran with this and wrote a short blurb about how how he might have been circumcised which may have contributed to his time travel powers (kek). He gave him an inch, Alex decides to take a mile and go overdrive until another admin reverted it.
Next we have Alex biting the bait on shitposter's wall. I had to dig up the messages because I thought I saved them all.
Special note: This wiki is notorious on /v/ because they are inconsiderate assholes who don't mark their spoilers and it's filled with headcanon-tier bullshit. Apparently the circumcision theory was too much for them.
And for the main event. The reason for his circumcision obsession.
With that out of the way, here's a bonus:
But first, let me address the Xenosaga thing.
* He's full of shit. The whole "her tribe consideres it taboo" thing does not factor in the game at all.
* He doesn't understand how translations work or how some things get lost in translation. To further my point, I got an untranslated version of the artbook and it technically says "boy" instead of "man". I don't know how a professional would do it but either way he's talking out of his ass.
Anyway. Long story short, someone on /v/ decided to fuck with him on one of his favorite hangouts (Zero Escape) to see how far he would go and this was the result.
Context: The creator of this game made a joke on twitter about how one of the characters has an 18-inch dick. So the shitposter ran with this and wrote a short blurb about how how he might have been circumcised which may have contributed to his time travel powers (kek). He gave him an inch, Alex decides to take a mile and go overdrive until another admin reverted it.
Next we have Alex biting the bait on shitposter's wall. I had to dig up the messages because I thought I saved them all.
And for the main event. The reason for his circumcision obsession.
With that out of the way, here's a bonus:
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And for the main event. The reason for his circumcision obsession.
You know, I don't think the best way to cope with your insecurities is writing conspiracy theories about how everything is about foreskin
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This guy seems to have a profound lack of awareness. I wouldn't be surprised if he's Chris-tier autistic (or maybe a little less, since digging sessions have shown me that he's way more careful with his personal info that Chris ever was).
Now I'm wondering just what the extent of what he'll believe is. If he was told that the Ewoks worshipped C-3PO in Return of the Jedi 'cause they thought he had a golden penis and their culture revolved around penises, would he add that to "Wookieepedia?"
Unrelated, but I'm thinking about revamping the OP. It mainly centers around his Silent Hill chimpout, and I don't like that. I'd rather keep it more general.
Now I'm wondering just what the extent of what he'll believe is. If he was told that the Ewoks worshipped C-3PO in Return of the Jedi 'cause they thought he had a golden penis and their culture revolved around penises, would he add that to "Wookieepedia?"
Unrelated, but I'm thinking about revamping the OP. It mainly centers around his Silent Hill chimpout, and I don't like that. I'd rather keep it more general.
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Alex got a one month ban on the SH wiki because he still acts like he's an admin when he lost his privileges long ago.
He's complaining about useless trivia on the pages, I think that was the catalyst: http://silenthill.wikia.com/wiki/Talk:Mannequin_Monster?diff=prev&oldid=185194
The irony.
He's complaining about useless trivia on the pages, I think that was the catalyst: http://silenthill.wikia.com/wiki/Talk:Mannequin_Monster?diff=prev&oldid=185194
The irony.
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I love how he acts like his nuclear chimpout never happened.
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^ Personal theories with no proof or evidence from the games don't belong on the wiki, but the Silent Hill series is about the evils of circumcision and if you disagree you're a child abuser.
I'm reviving this thread because he came back.
Status update: He is now banned from the Xenosaga Wikia. We urge people with series knowledge to help scan articles and clean up his mess.
He is finally permanently banned from the Silent Hill Wikia after they gave him another chance and he blew it by arguing about fetishes.
He is now banned from the Megami Tensei Wikia. Here too if you have time and feel like going over his hundreds of edits, please do.
He is abusing his admin powers at the Zero Escape Wikia to ban first-offense editors for three months, edit war people he doesn't agree with, and cause arguments. http://zeroescape.wikia.com
He also admins the following other Wikias:
http://catherine.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page
http://alice.wikia.com/wiki/Alice_Wiki
http://ruleofrose.wikia.com/wiki/Rule_of_Rose_Wiki
http://parasiteeve.wikia.com/wiki/Parasite_Eve_Wiki
http://underworld.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page
http://shenmue.wikia.com/wiki/Shenmue_Wiki
http://clocktower.wikia.com/wiki/Clock_Tower_Wiki
ALL of them without exception contain dozens and dozens of examples of his sperging, edit warring, banning people for trying to fix things, and generally being a shitty human being.
Wikia Staff is not only refusing to address the problem, but keeps handing him more Wikias everytime he finds an inactive one and adopts it.
As entertaining as this is, boy, it needs to stop.
Status update: He is now banned from the Xenosaga Wikia. We urge people with series knowledge to help scan articles and clean up his mess.
He is finally permanently banned from the Silent Hill Wikia after they gave him another chance and he blew it by arguing about fetishes.
He is now banned from the Megami Tensei Wikia. Here too if you have time and feel like going over his hundreds of edits, please do.
He is abusing his admin powers at the Zero Escape Wikia to ban first-offense editors for three months, edit war people he doesn't agree with, and cause arguments. http://zeroescape.wikia.com
He also admins the following other Wikias:
http://catherine.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page
http://alice.wikia.com/wiki/Alice_Wiki
http://ruleofrose.wikia.com/wiki/Rule_of_Rose_Wiki
http://parasiteeve.wikia.com/wiki/Parasite_Eve_Wiki
http://underworld.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page
http://shenmue.wikia.com/wiki/Shenmue_Wiki
http://clocktower.wikia.com/wiki/Clock_Tower_Wiki
ALL of them without exception contain dozens and dozens of examples of his sperging, edit warring, banning people for trying to fix things, and generally being a shitty human being.
Wikia Staff is not only refusing to address the problem, but keeps handing him more Wikias everytime he finds an inactive one and adopts it.
As entertaining as this is, boy, it needs to stop.