Skitzocow Alex Kazai / Alpha Kazai / AlexKaza / alex_alpha / AlexShepherd - Corrupt Wikia admin who believes that Silent Hill is one big circumcision metaphor, adds autistic bullshit into articles as fact, and chimps when it's reverted

[Darwin Watterson]

Spoiler: He's also on the Xenosaga Wiki

Spoiler: More Xenosperging

Spoiler: Alex realizes people are talking about him

Spoiler: He thinks 9/11 was an inside job

Spoiler: Sperging about religion

Spoiler: *mental breakdown intensifies*

Spoiler: A Chat About Feminism

I googled the name in the last one, "Alex Kazai," and it led me to what I'm sure is his Twitch profile. Surprise surprise, he's a brony! I also found a blank Tumblr and some more Wiki sperging (archive).

 

[Rin]

Spoiler: He's also on the Xenosaga Wiki

Spoiler: More Xenosperging

Spoiler: Alex realizes people are talking about him

Spoiler: He thinks 9/11 was an inside job

Spoiler: Sperging about religion

Spoiler: *mental breakdown intensifies*

Spoiler: A Chat About Feminism

I googled the name in the last one, "Alex Kazai," and it led me to what I'm sure is his Twitch profile. Surprise surprise, he's a brony! I also found a blank Tumblr and some more Wiki sperging (archive).

I like how you can immediately identify which "themes" are added by him because they're the only one that has a paragraph of sperging to angrily explain what they are.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Here's another look at his Silent Hill sperging (archive), and another (archive). Seems like he's actually getting a decent amount of attention over this.

 

[autism420]

Foreskins are so fucking gross and dirty, if you haven't bitten yours off yet you should just kill yourself

 

[chimpburgers]

This thread will really take off now. Great working finding his powerword @Darwin Watterson. The autism factor just got doubled.

 

[Ghostapplesause]

That sounds crazy but having 40,271 edits to that wikia, it seems possible that he could snapped like that.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

I like how the song "Foreskin Man" got added to the main page. I'm going to pretend that that was done because people generally seem to be optimistic about this guy becoming big on here.

 

[chimpburgers]

I like how the song "Foreskin Man" got added to the main page. I'm going to pretend that that was done because people generally seem to be optimistic about this guy becoming big on here.

There's been a lot of foreskin talk today everywhere and TLC tugger shit brought up in chat. It's been an unusual but oddly exciting day for this.

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

You usually do not get people on your side by first telling them they are brainwashed idiots.

"You know what? Maybe I AM a brainwashed idiot. I should listen to this guy more!" ~Nobody Ever.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

I'm interested to see what kind of stuff he puts out on Twitch. If he talks about any of this shit while he's actually playing his games. We'll have to keep an eye on that. Here's the link again.

 

[JU 199]

Spoiler: He thinks 9/11 was an inside job

Great he's one of those retards.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

He's Canadian, too. Because our neighbor to the north hasn't produced enough exceptional individuals already.

 

[Bungleboy]

Man when I first stumbled across this nigga I didn't expect him to get this big.

He's blocked from the wikia network now, so I'm excited about his future.

If he chimped over having an edit undone, he's gonna go full gorilla now.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

I don't understand how people who are so clearly insane rise to the ranks of staff in a fairly large wiki, do they suppress the crazy until it bursts out of them in an episode like this?

I can see a few factors at play here.

1) Silent Hill as a series is so bogged down in spooky symbolism that while certain themes can be almost-universally agreed upon, a lot of details are still open to interpretation. I'm sure if I cared enough, I could pull some theory out of my ass about Pyramid Head being an allegory for sleep paralysis, or The Wheelman being a representation of a slow-in-the-minds. That sort of thing is just going to happen in a series like this.

2) It's not uncommon in horror for there to be themes of genetal mutilation in one form or another. IIRC, there was a puzzle in Amnesia involving having to manually circumcise a corpse. It's an effective (albeit cheap) tool in getting at someone's prickly-wicklies.

3) I'll quote past!Wally for this next point:

anyone who obsessively catalogs and organizes any wiki on more than a semi-regular basis is already a massive autist

4) Wikis like this have been known to be oddly tolerant of fan-theories and outside trifles that can't be found within the game itself, or any sourced interview/statement by the developers.

Combining all of these factors (especially the autism), it's easy to see how someone would be able to have their conspiracy theory bullshit thrive in this kind of environment. I don't know it it was just kept at a somewhat civil enough level that it didn't trip any red flags until this latest chimpout.

This broth was simmering for a while, this is just the first time it's boiled over.

 

[Bungleboy]

I can see a few factors at play here.

Combining all of these factors (especially the autism), it's easy to see how someone would be able to have their conspiracy theory bullshit thrive in this kind of environment. I don't know it it was just kept at a somewhat civil enough level that it didn't trip any red flags until this latest chimpout.

This broth was simmering for a while, this is just the first time it's boiled over.

I agree with this. Foreskin Man probably said and did weird and cringey shit on wikis in the past, but didn't put it in the main articles so people ignored it. Wikis are a playground for people with goofy pet theories due to their very nature, and it was only a matter of time before the Silent Hill wiki got its very own Ryulong.

Still, what a fucking hill to die on.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

He's Canadian, too. Because our neighbor to the north hasn't produced enough exceptional individuals already.

There's been a whole lot of Canadian cows this past year. What the fuck is going on up there?

 

[kcbbq]

There's been a whole lot of Canadian cows this past year. What the fuck is going on up there?

There always have been, you're just noticing them more now.

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

Spoiler: A Chat About Feminism

"Wow I didn't know about Beyonce's astounding graphic arts career" made me crack up.

This dude really tickles me for some reason. Men who take up circumcision as their great Cause of Injustice and Oppression are always a hilarious bundle of insecurity and neuroses.

 

[Bungleboy]

"Wow I didn't know about Beyonce's astounding graphic arts career" made me crack up.

This dude really tickles me for some reason. Men who take up circumcision as their great Cause of Injustice and Oppression are always a hilarious bundle of insecurity and neuroses.

Probably because it's the smallest issue that effects people.

Sayre's Law is in full effect here, they can get as loud and unhinged as they want entirely because it doesn't fucking matter

 

[Jaimas]

The only monsters I can think of that have anything to do with circumcision in Silent Hill are the ones that already portray phallic imagery, most notably the worm from Silent Hill 3. That game's dripping with such symbolism, but it's all from a female angle (since pregnancy and motherhood are central themes to that game's story).

But this Kazai guy, Kiwis.... You landed a marlin here. A hilarious, foreskin-obsessed marlin.

I'm fairly certain that @Ass Manager 3000 wept tears of joy on seeing this one.