Horrifying Extinct Animals Thread. - Post your favorite now-dead nightmare creature.

[Chris did nothing wrong]

Now imagine that on a Turtle this big:

 

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

The gators! I would hug them all (Everything in this thread especially the giant sloth, but not the bugs)

Found the vore furry

Now imagine that on a Turtle this big:

why does that exist

 

[Positron]

Quetzalcoatlus. Do you get all crazy when a bird gets inside your house?, well, this bird would destroy your roof, eat your whole family for a snack and probably poop all over your car because fuck you.

The idea that this thing would fly all over the place making you an easy target anytime, anywhere is kind of creepy.

There is a lot of doubt about whether the Quetzalcoatlus can fly, or even glide, as adults. The force of the take-off would break its relatively weak bones.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Cave bears are like bears but spookier and even bigger (It's funny how often this description fits extinct animals.)

 

[Tranhuviya]

Mosasaurs.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Spinosaurus. Not really that "horrifying", but when you consider they're almost double the size of the T-Rex and will fuck your day up, land or water, they're 100 times more terrifying.

Not when you consider the new skeleton formation. Damn thing sucked on land and couldn't go into deeper waters due to the the sarcosuchus.

I always thought the Platybelodons was pretty weird.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

Elasmotherium, it may have been a herbivore, but as rhinos and the like teach us, better don't run into them when they are in a piss poor mood. And I think with Elasmotherium it may have been not so terribly different.

And while looking for images, I found this thing, and thought "why not sharing it?!"

..... I don't know either.

 

[Nien Nunb]

Not when you consider the new skeleton formation. Damn thing sucked on land and couldn't go into deeper waters due to the the sarcosuchus.

Fuck, I always forget about that. Knowing paleontology, they'll probably backpedal and try to claim it can fly in a few years.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Fuck, I always forget about that. Knowing paleontology, they'll probably backpedal and try to claim it can fly in a few years.

There was some people who want to backpedal on it, but that means finding all new hips.

Elasmotherium, it may have been a herbivore, but as rhinos and the like teach us, better don't run into them when they are in a piss poor mood. And I think with Elasmotherium it may have been not so terribly different.

And while looking for images, I found this thing, and thought "why not sharing it?!"

..... I don't know either.

Ah the majestic Russian Unicorn.

 

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

They look creepy enough to me. Pelicans are bad enough.

 

[Curt Sibling]

One rancid old creature that has now vanished...

 

[Vocaloid Ruby]

And fuck the eurypterids.

No, I love those guys! They're no scarier than a crocodile and even then I believe they where more docile.

 

[Caesare]

No, I love those guys! They're no scarier than a crocodile and even then I believe they where more docile.

They're like giant crabs. I bet they'd be delicious if they were still around.

 

[AnOminous]

They look creepy enough to me. Pelicans are bad enough.

Does it ever bug you to live in the current period of hobbling primate monkey cunts instead of the amazing period when awesome shit like this was flying around?

 

[Coldgrip]

I want all of these animals to someday come back so I can kill them and devour their tasty prehistoric flesh.

 

[Muttnik]

Look at this fucking tank. Gorgonopsia is a badass motherfucker that's somewhere between a reptile and a dog-thing. I'd shit my pants if this thing was running after me.

 

[AnOminous]

Look at this fucking tank. Gorgonopsia is a badass motherfucker that's somewhere between a reptile and a dog-thing. I'd shit my pants if this thing was running after me.

Creatures like this used to walk the face of the Earth.

Now, creatures like Bob Chipman do instead.

Never has suicide seemed more inviting. That is, for Bob Chipman. And I'd happily assist him if he chose that path.

 

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

Look at this fucking tank. Gorgonopsia is a badass motherfucker that's somewhere between a reptile and a dog-thing. I'd shit my pants if this thing was running after me.

Looks like an alien guard dog you'd see in a sci-fi game. I like it.

Never has suicide seemed more inviting. That is, for Bob Chipman. And I'd happily assist him if he chose that path.

Nah. These things have a build similar to hippos and hippos are already one of the most dangerous animals in the world. Probably for the better that Hippo-lizard 2.0 isn't alive.

Does it ever bug you to live in the current period of hobbling primate monkey cunts instead of the amazing period when awesome shit like this was flying around?

If I wanted to live like a wild animal I can just abandon all my belongings and live partially nude in some forest.

 

[Caesare]

If I wanted to live like a wild animal I can just abandon all my belongings and live partially nude in some forest.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-rewilding-community.29285/

 

[MW 002]

Dunkleosteous is where it's at man. That mother fucker would suck you up and rip you apart with its blades mouth