DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[ZehnBoat]

As I'm laughing I see my partner staring at me and this is the short exchange:
Them-two questions. One, who eats TV dinners anymore?
Me-darksyde Phil.
Them- who is...you know what I don't want to know. But secondly how the fuck does it take 45 minutes to cook a TV dinner?!?!

Le fancy eating Phil is too good for microwaved TV dinners, so he put one in the oven.

i wouldn't judge phil too much on using a microwave dinner, it's quick and cheap whatever. then again it would be good to learn how to make thing from slow cookers, or dishes that don't need constant attention. but it's a fucking microwave dinner, you dont' need to cook that in an oven. just nuke it and eat it and be on your way. hell in that time, you can make a lot of actually decent food

 

[BrunoMattei]

 

[HolocaustDenier]

i wouldn't judge phil too much on using a microwave dinner, it's quick and cheap whatever. then again it would be good to learn how to make thing from slow cookers, or dishes that don't need constant attention. but it's a fucking microwave dinner, you dont' need to cook that in an oven. just nuke it and eat it and be on your way. hell in that time, you can make a lot of actually decent food

phil really gets exhausted after playing 6 hours of videogames everyday , he needs those energy drinks and microwaved dinners. how can someone be so lazy, he does nothing during the day, he is either playing some mobile game around the house, babysitting his uploads or watching porn/netflix... cooking and pc gaming are rocket science according to phil

 

[Freshtodeath]

Something you didn't mention in that post:

DSP told Comcast he runs a business in an office building called DSP enterprises.

ALL HAIL DSP ENTERPRISES

 

[Keystone]

is it even hacking though if he uses the same login for brazzers as his bank account?

Something you didn't mention in that post:

DSP told Comcast he runs a business in an office building called DSP enterprises.

"DSP Enterprises" is like the more autistic version of this:

Spoiler

Difference being that Trevor was an actual hard worker.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

i wouldn't judge phil too much on using a microwave dinner, it's quick and cheap whatever. then again it would be good to learn how to make thing from slow cookers, or dishes that don't need constant attention. but it's a fucking microwave dinner, you dont' need to cook that in an oven. just nuke it and eat it and be on your way. hell in that time, you can make a lot of actually decent food

Yes, but Hungry Man? That shit is the worst. He'd be better off just pouring the salt shaker in his mouth and washing it down with a coke.

 

[JustStopDude]

People should be careful with accessing computers remotely without permission in US. If anyone remembers, Gov Palin had her email account hacked because of very stupid passwords. The person that did it got in a lot of trouble even though Gov. Palin brought it on herself with very poor password and account security.

Everyone should remember to not do what Phil do. Do not keep same password across multiple accounts. Always involve two part authentication. For security questions, do not use answers easy to figure out from public information (like high school mascot, street you were raised on, mother's maiden name). You should use answers very easy to remember but illogical.

Like question is "Mother's Maiden Name" your answer should be like "MyBigLeftToe". Even though it is not complex answer, it is illogical answer and very difficult to brute guess.

I was once contracted out by US government to give training to overseas personnel on best network security practices. No one really was paying attention, so I let class go for a break and I ask the supervisor if I could "hack" him using information I find of him on internet. Within 15 minutes, I was able to access three email accounts, his facebook account, and his banking accounts (a savings and checking account). I show the class I was able to do this by answering the very simple security questions he had on his hotmail account and from his public facebook account and his wife's facebook account.

You generally only need to compromise one part of a person's security and it daisy chains to further information.

I was suspended for two weeks without pay for doing this. I worked for dick head army officer.

Security is only good as weakest link. People are always weakest link. Like it is very easy to compromise secure systems with simple key logger program. Instead of sending spam emails, which good systems will block exe. files, leave thumb drives everywhere in like public places. You will eventually get a good hit.

The show "Mr. Robot" is surprisingly good at showing many of these issues and techniques.

Now I just realize I make everyone think I am Eastern European hacker. I am not I swear.

 

[JamFlowMan]

i wouldn't judge phil too much on using a microwave dinner, it's quick and cheap whatever. then again it would be good to learn how to make thing from slow cookers, or dishes that don't need constant attention. but it's a fucking microwave dinner, you dont' need to cook that in an oven. just nuke it and eat it and be on your way. hell in that time, you can make a lot of actually decent food

It is less about the microwave dinner itself and more about Dsp bragging about how great his dietary habits are then posting a picture of him eating a microwave dinner. Sure some would poke fun either way, but the humor is multiplied by the juxtaposition of this fat ass bragging about how healthy he is and scolding others for their poor choices in food just to throw all of it out the window and eat a Hungry Man dinner.

 

[Freshtodeath]

It is less about the microwave dinner itself and more about Dsp bragging about how great his dietary habits are then posting a picture of him eating a microwave dinner. Sure some would poke fun either way, but the humor is multiplied by the juxtaposition of this fat ass bragging about how healthy he is and scolding others for their poor choices in food just to throw all of it out the window and eat a Hungry Man dinner.

he slugs energy drinks every day he is not healthy. Even with TV dinners if you read the nutrition on back you can find something less unhealthy. Hungry man is like the bottom of barrel, he has gone full bachelor. Could be a call for help hoping leanna sees the photo who knows. When I was an unemployed alcy even I didn't reach for the hungry man's. Have some dignity DSP for god sake and at least get Stouffers.

 

[Optimus Prime]

i wouldn't judge phil too much on using a microwave dinner, it's quick and cheap whatever. then again it would be good to learn how to make thing from slow cookers, or dishes that don't need constant attention. but it's a fucking microwave dinner, you dont' need to cook that in an oven. just nuke it and eat it and be on your way. hell in that time, you can make a lot of actually decent food

Actually, a trend I've noticed on microwaveable meals is that shit which could be done in 90 seconds in a microwave also has instructions for cooking it in the oven for exponentially longer times. Such as a simple Stouffer's Alfredo Pasta which could be nuked in 2 minutes or oven baked for 20 for the same end result.

I can only guess the idea there is that you get a more delicious 'oven baked' result which I suppose if you're cash strapped could work. But nine times out of ten you buy microwaveable food because you can nuke that shit in minutes for a quick meal. If you actually had time to bake something, you would have the resources to get the individual ingredients and make something far more nutritious and outright tastier, too.

People should be careful with accessing computers remotely without permission in US. If anyone remembers, Gov Palin had her email account hacked because of very stupid passwords. The person that did it got in a lot of trouble even though Gov. Palin brought it on herself with very poor password and account security.

Everyone should remember to not do what Phil do. Do not keep same password across multiple accounts. Always involve two part authentication. For security questions, do not use answers easy to figure out from public information (like high school mascot, street you were raised on, mother's maiden name). You should use answers very easy to remember but illogical.

Like question is "Mother's Maiden Name" your answer should be like "MyBigLeftToe". Even though it is not complex answer, it is illogical answer and very difficult to brute guess.

I was once contracted out by US government to give training to overseas personnel on best network security practices. No one really was paying attention, so I let class go for a break and I ask the supervisor if I could "hack" him using information I find of him on internet. Within 15 minutes, I was able to access three email accounts, his facebook account, and his banking accounts (a savings and checking account). I show the class I was able to do this by answering the very simple security questions he had on his hotmail account and from his public facebook account and his wife's facebook account.

You generally only need to compromise one part of a person's security and it daisy chains to further information.

I was suspended for two weeks without pay for doing this. I worked for dick head army officer.

Security is only good as weakest link. People are always weakest link. Like it is very easy to compromise secure systems with simple key logger program. Instead of sending spam emails, which good systems will block exe. files, leave thumb drives everywhere in like public places. You will eventually get a good hit.

The show "Mr. Robot" is surprisingly good at showing many of these issues and techniques.

Now I just realize I make everyone think I am Eastern European hacker. I am not I swear.

Or you get your friendly local State Sponsored Russian Hacking Team to do it. Paging @Fancy Bear. Nobody fucks with the Russians.

 

[FapCupFanta]

Phil talks about this "hack" like the folks who scrubbed all this information are idiots because this information was already out there. It doesn't change the fact that it is out of the ordinary for that shit to be out in the public. His dumbfuck self allows this sort of public information out, very similar to CWC.

 

[DonaldChump]

Phil talks about this "hack" like the folks who scrubbed all this information are idiots because this information was already out there. It doesn't change the fact that it is out of the ordinary for that shit to be out in the public. His dumbfuck self allows this sort of public information out, very similar to CWC.

Well hes right, it wasnt a hack. The information was out there. He just didnt care. It was social engineering more than anything. Nobody bacdoored your dumbasd, you left the front door wide upen and your replica tomahawk or mall katana cant do shit when theyre cancelling your utility services remotely from your own account.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

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[James Smith]

People asking him to get outside and make a video about the sun eclipse? For DSP that means he has to leave his "adult house" at a rather exact time so detractors could snipe him. Of course he refuses because he values his life.

He literally could have aimed a camera at the sky the night before and played back the like 3 hours of eclipse footage in a corner in OBS during his streams that day. Like 0 effort.

As we all know, you need a brand new modem to get a new DHCP lease. Also the level of concern has about "mah IP address" getting leaked... are you a 12 year old boy playing Call of Duty DSP?

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[BrunoMattei]

 

[Ol' Slag]

I have two things to say:

1) connecticutcuckoldry is a much better person than I am. I'd have shut down his power too, just because I could. It's probably a good thing that I

Here is the problem with this dump.

It gives absolute credence to the idea that Phil has "detractors" who are willing to do anything to bring down his "career". So, now Phil will reap the benefits of this. He can point at this shit and beg his dumbass fans for a ton of money and can point at this and say "Look, I am being attacked, I need your donations dood!". Basically, this will give Phil more money.

I won't even get into how this is fooling.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

Here is the problem with this dump.

It gives absolute credence to the idea that Phil has "detractors" who are willing to do anything to bring down his "career". So, now Phil will reap the benefits of this. He can point at this shit and beg his dumbass fans for a ton of money and can point at this and say "Look, I am being attacked, I need your donations dood!". Basically, this will give Phil more money.

I won't even get into how this is fooling.

Here's the deal though: it does reveal his bills are nowhere near as high as he claims to be, pretty much giving hard evidence to the fact he's actually doing well or at least much better off financially than we thought. (Not to mention the brazzers membership shows that he's financially irresponsible, well we knew that already but still)
Obviously though, Phil will try to spin this as much as he can and there's always a possibility new white knights might arise from this incident. Personally, I don't condone this but I'd be lying if I said this didn't clear up some mysteries regarding DSP (along with the FGC dump, although that wasn't hacking, that was just looking up WhoaMoses and as a result, the Punish3r account, top-haters site)

 

[Keystone]

People should be careful with accessing computers remotely without permission in US. If anyone remembers, Gov Palin had her email account hacked because of very stupid passwords. The person that did it got in a lot of trouble even though Gov. Palin brought it on herself with very poor password and account security.

Everyone should remember to not do what Phil do. Do not keep same password across multiple accounts. Always involve two part authentication. For security questions, do not use answers easy to figure out from public information (like high school mascot, street you were raised on, mother's maiden name). You should use answers very easy to remember but illogical.

Like question is "Mother's Maiden Name" your answer should be like "MyBigLeftToe". Even though it is not complex answer, it is illogical answer and very difficult to brute guess.

I was once contracted out by US government to give training to overseas personnel on best network security practices. No one really was paying attention, so I let class go for a break and I ask the supervisor if I could "hack" him using information I find of him on internet. Within 15 minutes, I was able to access three email accounts, his facebook account, and his banking accounts (a savings and checking account). I show the class I was able to do this by answering the very simple security questions he had on his hotmail account and from his public facebook account and his wife's facebook account.

You generally only need to compromise one part of a person's security and it daisy chains to further information.

I was suspended for two weeks without pay for doing this. I worked for dick head army officer.

Security is only good as weakest link. People are always weakest link. Like it is very easy to compromise secure systems with simple key logger program. Instead of sending spam emails, which good systems will block exe. files, leave thumb drives everywhere in like public places. You will eventually get a good hit.

The show "Mr. Robot" is surprisingly good at showing many of these issues and techniques.

Now I just realize I make everyone think I am Eastern European hacker. I am not I swear.

Все в порядке, ваш секрет в безопасности со мной, товарищ

Here's the deal though: it does reveal his bills are nowhere near as high as he claims to be, pretty much giving hard evidence to the fact he's actually doing well or at least much better off financially than we thought. (Not to mention the brazzers membership shows that he's financially irresponsible, well we knew that already but still)

That's my favorite part of this little incident, finding out he actually pays for porn in this day and age. According to him he's too poor to pay his bills, but not poor enough to pay for something 100% of people with an internet connection can get for free if they want

 

[Tame Sake]

I'm surprised his internet and power bills are so low.

And curious to what his other utilities cost.