DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[El Porko Fako]

dsp drinking game if you hate your liver:

take a shot when an appropriate response to phil's reactions is "not a clown"

We already got that.

The over-acting is pretty bad, but this is a rare occassion where Phil actually pokes fun at himself a little bit and acknowledges some of his really obnoxious quirks.

 

[Van Darkholme]

Все в порядке, ваш секрет в безопасности со мной, товарищ



That's my favorite part of this little incident, finding out he actually pays for porn in this day and age. According to him he's too poor to pay his bills, but not poor enough to pay for something 100% of people with an internet connection can get for free if they want

That brazzers membership wasn't active though, who knows when he last paid for it?

 

[Leo Bonhart]

This is coming from a man who has a subscription to the WWE Network (and even that doesn't explain the non-sequitur of shitting on Destiny and Halo 5; must be the ).

Inconceivably, some people in this world have a dozen or so friends (i.e. suckers) who can each chip in less $10 to watch what will most likely be an entertaining farce and pass the evening with a few drinks and in good company.

But please, keep sharing non-sucker things like this to your Twitter feed while pretending it is a substitute for human contact:

Oh, and didn't he suffer a major data breach today? This is what he is worried about?

 

[A Ghost]

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i would say this is the start of phil trying to paywall his content ala LTG but god knows he enjoys having his cam and mic on too much to force his fans to pay for it

 

[Van Darkholme]

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This is coming from a man who has a subscription to the WWE Network (and even that doesn't explain the non-sequitur of shitting on Destiny and Halo 5; must be the ).

Inconceivably, some people in this world have a dozen or so friends (i.e. suckers) who can each chip in less $10 to watch what will most likely be an entertaining farce and pass the evening with a few drinks and in good company.

But please, keep sharing non-sucker things like this to your Twitter feed while pretending it is a substitute for human contact:
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Oh, and didn't he suffer a major data breach today? This is what he is worried about?

 

[Spoon]

The Kingpin of Hate, mayor of Darksyde City. This infected city is ran with an iron fist full of Doritos, with Bright Side Viking as his right hand man. But, can this even be a city without our loud mouth mayor in power? Who would be insane enough to take his place and become the clown prince of gaming?

For hours, DSP watches from his heavily ball-sweat soaked couch, atop his gated condo, and plays games for a living. People wonder if this kind of life is even living, yet these people never bother to ask DSP what his idea of "living" is? Is it financial gain? Women? Working at a 9 to 5 job on a salary under his current living wage?

While his opposition struggle and strive to pay their bills, or yearn for the day they'll achieve more than what they currently have, DSP is comfortable on his couch, feigning victimhood for those few dollars more. No matter how superior an opponent may be, any action against DSP that is visible to DSP is quickly converted to an energy drink to have DSP play more games and continue doing what he does best: enjoying himself.

A man is only happy as long as his goals are met and matched, and DSP met his goal nearly a decade ago. Imagine a life of nothing but junk food, video games, and pornography; all the while paying your bills by doing only those three with plenty to spare. It's every college student's wet dream and DSP is living it.

The recent hack upon him was a hack indeed, and in more ways than one. It was a hack into his information, but it was also a mighty hack into plans of the real detractors. There's a white knight on every corner in Victimhood Street and DSP's condo is smack dab in the middle of it. Expect more money from his supporters, especially the most likely cringe worthy children who support him because they want to be professional victims when they grow up big and fat like their hero.

The person who did the hack was also a hack themselves, in the sense they are doing mundane work for a day of lulz, all at the cost of more support for DSP. If the hacker isn't a bigger DSP fan than Bright Side Viking, then by golly they sure have given more support to DSP than BSV ever could.

You can't stop an emotional blob by feeding it. Haven't any of you fools seen the Monster Blood episode of Goosebumps on Fox Kids? Sure, you can kill him by feeding him airline food like in part III, but that's just plain murder and cruelty to animals. Scientist have spent the same amount of time DSP has been sitting on his couch, collected DNA from the miscellaneous stains of every color in the rainbow, and have concluded with a simple equation to truly be a "detractor".

Attack DSP = more money and support for DSP

Do nothing = DSP implodes on himself like a neutron star and becomes a black hole

But what does this black hole do, exactly? In fact, it will suck up every leech and opponent within Darksyde City, like how DSP sucks up the innards of his refrigerator in the morning. From KoP, to Almighty Tevin, to Laughing Archives, to the entire SoK. Destroy DSP's livelihood and you destroy the livelihood of his highly vocal opponents, especially the SoK.

Does this mean the SoK keep DSP alive in order to keep themselves alive? If that's so, could they be behind the hack? If DSP is such a big fat stupid incompetent buffoon, and the people against him are truly trying to end his reign, then how does DSP manage to outwit them all again and again? It begs the question: are they trying to defeat DSP or help him?

A hero can't be a hero if they don't have a villain, but in Darksyde City, who is the real villain and who is the real hero?

To be continued...

 

[FatNero]

The Kingpin of Hate, mayor of Darksyde City. This infected city is ran with an iron fist full of Doritos, with Bright Side Viking as his right hand man. But, can this even be a city without our loud mouth mayor in power? Who would be insane enough to take his place and become the clown prince of gaming?

For hours, DSP watches from his heavily ball-sweat soaked couch, atop his gated condo, and plays games for a living. People wonder if this kind of life is even living, yet these people never bother to ask DSP what his idea of "living" is? Is it financial gain? Women? Working at a 9 to 5 job on a salary under his current living wage?

While his opposition struggle and strive to pay their bills, or yearn for the day they'll achieve more than what they currently have, DSP is comfortable on his couch, feigning victimhood for those few dollars more. No matter how superior an opponent may be, any action against DSP that is visible to DSP is quickly converted to an energy drink to have DSP play more games and continue doing what he does best: enjoying himself.

A man is only happy as long as his goals are met and matched, and DSP met his goal nearly a decade ago. Imagine a life of nothing but junk food, video games, and pornography; all the while paying your bills by doing only those three with plenty to spare. It's every college student's wet dream and DSP is living it.

The recent hack upon him was a hack indeed, and in more ways than one. It was a hack into his information, but it was also a mighty hack into plans of the real detractors. There's a white knight on every corner in Victimhood Street and DSP's condo is smack dab in the middle of it. Expect more money from his supporters, especially the most likely cringe worthy children who support him because they want to be professional victims when they grow up big and fat like their hero.

The person who did the hack was also a hack themselves, in the sense they are doing mundane work for a day of lulz, all at the cost of more support for DSP. If the hacker isn't a bigger DSP fan than Bright Side Viking, then by golly they sure have given more support to DSP than BSV ever could.

You can't stop an emotional blob by feeding it. Haven't any of you fools seen the Monster Blood episode of Goosebumps on Fox Kids? Sure, you can kill him by feeding him airline food like in part III, but that's just plain murder and cruelty to animals. Scientist have spent the same amount of time DSP has been sitting on his couch, collected DNA from the miscellaneous stains of every color in the rainbow, and have concluded with a simple equation to truly be a "detractor".

Attack DSP = more money and support for DSP

Do nothing = DSP implodes on himself like a neutron star and becomes a black hole

But what does this black hole do, exactly? In fact, it will suck up every leech and opponent within Darksyde City, like how DSP sucks up the innards of his refrigerator in the morning. From KoP, to Almighty Tevin, to Laughing Archives, to the entire SoK. Destroy DSP's livelihood and you destroy the livelihood of his highly vocal opponents, especially the SoK.

Does this mean the SoK keep DSP alive in order to keep themselves alive? If that's so, could they be behind the hack? If DSP is such a big fat stupid incompetent buffoon, and the people against him are truly trying to end his reign, then how does DSP manage to outwit them all again and again? It begs the question: are they trying to defeat DSP or help him?

A hero can't be a hero if they don't have a villain, but in Darksyde City, who is the real villain and who is the real hero?

To be continued...

What is going on here?

 

[Honeybunny]

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This is coming from a man who has a subscription to the WWE Network (and even that doesn't explain the non-sequitur of shitting on Destiny and Halo 5; must be the ).

Inconceivably, some people in this world have a dozen or so friends (i.e. suckers) who can each chip in less $10 to watch what will most likely be an entertaining farce and pass the evening with a few drinks and in good company.

But please, keep sharing non-sucker things like this to your Twitter feed while pretending it is a substitute for human contact:
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Oh, and didn't he suffer a major data breach today? This is what he is worried about?

Someone who paid for porn has no right to call other people suckers for what they put their money towards

What is going on here?

:autism:

 

[connecticuckoldry]

"Official Statement of DSP Enterprises"
https://pastebin.com/gVs5PwUt

Official Statement of DSP Enterprises

o phil regularly reads the farms i can tell because of the timing of certain events and his reaction. he reads it on his phone. if he says he doesnt then he is lying.
o phil was well aware his accounts had been compromised, this can be noticed by him complaining about lots of "spam emails". these were likely password reset requests and notifications of excessive failed logins and logins from strange ip addresses. he just didnt take the time to bother about it. he had something like 24-48 hours to do something about it and didnt do anything.
o phil changed his facebook account password 6 months ago and not when he moved to washington as he claimed on his video
o phil knew his accounts were likely to be compromised when he obviously alluded to having to search his mind for other things to talk about.
o contrary to some of the accusations ive seen on some stream chats - i have not been paid to do this. there are some other accusations that no matter how i answer people will say im not telling the truth.

o phil had two comcast business lines for around 400 dollars in total monthly
o phil pays to rent a modem monthly for both of these
o regardless of what phil says a large number of his accounts had the password 'mrstupid1'
o phil used a few email accounts dspgaming@hotmail.com, dspgaming@yahoo.com, darksydephil@hotmail.com, darksydephil@yahoo.com, phil@thekingofhate.com, burnellpp@optonline.net, burnellpp@yahoo.com, burnellpp@hotmail.com
o some of these email addresses dont even exist because phil signed up and never confirmed his email address
o to be impartial... some of the accounts (such as brazzers) could date from many years ago. just because they are there doesnt mean they are current.

o from my research the numbers were previously not published. i could be wrong about this but its not that important. it would explain why his phone rang and he was actually surprised.

o why? because phil is a dick and was rude. i dont like rude people.
o how? because phil kept his passwords the same on many websites

o i didnt have any access to phils financial information. i did have access to his saved card on some sites. i didnt order anything (although it would have been funny if another 10 leanna rings and some dragon dildos turned up in the mail)
o i did have the easy chance to do permanent and lasting things but i only did this for entertainment purposes (tax refundable, you understand) so i didnt do anything that severe (i cant speak for other people who may have been on the 'mrstupid1' express train)
o i did have access to cut his power, but i didnt touch anything

although phil didnt get to experience the once in a lifetime chance to step outside and watch the eclipse, he did get another once in a lifetime chance to stay inside and have his internet connection fail. all i did was shake the foundation of phil by playing with his internet, i dont much care for phil or his life, but i dont think he deserves internet access. phil should try and use this opportunity to take a better look at his life, but he probably wont. he has failed to take responsibility for anything and doesnt ever want to improve and this is easily shown by the above scenario.

my message to everyone else is to do some reading on computer security. change your passwords. use a password manager. use 2 factor authentication. make sure to consume vegetables and fruit regularly to avoid gout.

 

[Prince_of_Rewards]

We already got that.

The over-acting is pretty bad, but this is a rare occassion where Phil actually pokes fun at himself a little bit and acknowledges some of his really obnoxious quirks.

I’m an adult, and my friends are college graduates or professional adults. I can’t conceive any event or reason for us to sit around my back yard or in my entertainment room watching fucking DSP. I watch him for one reason: for the universe to correct the mistake that is this clown.

 

[Near]

"Official Statement of DSP Enterprises"
https://pastebin.com/gVs5PwUt

It's really too bad you passed up on the Leanna rings and dragon dildos opportunity.

Instead, he's just gonna be a smug fuck about it all and probably get even more pity money.

 

[Prince_of_Rewards]

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This is coming from a man who has a subscription to the WWE Network (and even that doesn't explain the non-sequitur of shitting on Destiny and Halo 5; must be the ).

Inconceivably, some people in this world have a dozen or so friends (i.e. suckers) who can each chip in less $10 to watch what will most likely be an entertaining farce and pass the evening with a few drinks and in good company.

But please, keep sharing non-sucker things like this to your Twitter feed while pretending it is a substitute for human contact:
View attachment 266892

Oh, and didn't he suffer a major data breach today? This is what he is worried about?

He hyped his data breach(which I don't agree with), so he can shake his tin cup, a la patreon at his child fans.

 

[JackDavis]

then again it would be good to learn how to make thing from slow cookers, or dishes that don't need constant attention.

This is a dude who interrupts gameplay to "stir the sauce" and "add spices". In theory he could make dishes that don't need constant attention but he's too :autism: to leave stuff alone.

That's my favorite part of this little incident, finding out he actually pays for porn in this day and age. According to him he's too poor to pay his bills, but not poor enough to pay for something 100% of people with an internet connection can get for free if they want

Judging from his "incident" last year, he has problems getting it up/finishing. He probably can't finish a session with shitty free videos and needs that premium HD stuff.

Oh, and didn't he suffer a major data breach today? This is what he is worried about?

Just another example of DSP doing things completely backwards. He's pretending like this doesn't matter when this was pretty fucked up and coulda destroyed him.
During the "SWAT" incident, he shoulda acted like that was nothing, instead he starts pointing his gout finger at the camera and starts saying YOU could have killed him. YOU!!!

 

[kcbbq]

I’m an adult, and my friends are college graduates or professional adults. I can’t conceive any event or reason for us to sit around my back yard or in my entertainment room watching fucking DSP. I watch him for one reason: for the universe to correct the mistake that is this clown.

And yet, despite the virtue signalling, a-logging, and trollshielding, you're watching him.

 

[Freshtodeath]

I am buying the fight because I like to support Mcgregor, he was on welfare just 4 years ago. OH? but should I not have my friends over and just send the money to DSP? so he can pay for WWE network and brazzers?

stupid fat fuck. He spends all his money on mobile games, people can spend their money how they choose.

 

[DonaldChump]

That brazzers membership wasn't active though, who knows when he last paid for it?

ill give him that. Yall are ripping on that but it was an old thing, he could have been paying for it before he met leanna or something. I get paying for porn if youre hot for one specific girl or its niche shit thats hard to find, i mean porn stars gotta make a living too and independant ones are good at flagging their stuff -- but i also agree paying for brazzers in particular is ridiculous. You dont even have to try to be able to pirate that. At least it wasnt like a bunch of clips4sale reciepts. Though we mightve seen what kinky shit phil's into.

Honestly though the dudes so boring and empty i doubt he has any. Dudes fucking braindead, nothing gets him going. Its why he paid for brazzers which is like the missionary style of internet porn. I mean if he had a fucking dickgirl fetish, at least thats something.

Maybe hes into humiliation, it would explain a lot.

 

[Prince_of_Rewards]

And yet, despite the virtue signalling, a-logging, and trollshielding, you're watching him.

You must have missed the last sentence in my statement. I watch Phil, a middle-aged adult, who repeatedly touts himself a legacy business man and Youtube paraclete, lie, fail, and struggle to keep his at-home business afloat, let alone tread water.

 

[PL 879]

The Kingpin of Hate, mayor of Darksyde City. This infected city is ran with an iron fist full of Doritos, with Bright Side Viking as his right hand man. But, can this even be a city without our loud mouth mayor in power? Who would be insane enough to take his place and become the clown prince of gaming?

For hours, DSP watches from his heavily ball-sweat soaked couch, atop his gated condo, and plays games for a living. People wonder if this kind of life is even living, yet these people never bother to ask DSP what his idea of "living" is? Is it financial gain? Women? Working at a 9 to 5 job on a salary under his current living wage?

While his opposition struggle and strive to pay their bills, or yearn for the day they'll achieve more than what they currently have, DSP is comfortable on his couch, feigning victimhood for those few dollars more. No matter how superior an opponent may be, any action against DSP that is visible to DSP is quickly converted to an energy drink to have DSP play more games and continue doing what he does best: enjoying himself.

A man is only happy as long as his goals are met and matched, and DSP met his goal nearly a decade ago. Imagine a life of nothing but junk food, video games, and pornography; all the while paying your bills by doing only those three with plenty to spare. It's every college student's wet dream and DSP is living it.

The recent hack upon him was a hack indeed, and in more ways than one. It was a hack into his information, but it was also a mighty hack into plans of the real detractors. There's a white knight on every corner in Victimhood Street and DSP's condo is smack dab in the middle of it. Expect more money from his supporters, especially the most likely cringe worthy children who support him because they want to be professional victims when they grow up big and fat like their hero.

The person who did the hack was also a hack themselves, in the sense they are doing mundane work for a day of lulz, all at the cost of more support for DSP. If the hacker isn't a bigger DSP fan than Bright Side Viking, then by golly they sure have given more support to DSP than BSV ever could.

You can't stop an emotional blob by feeding it. Haven't any of you fools seen the Monster Blood episode of Goosebumps on Fox Kids? Sure, you can kill him by feeding him airline food like in part III, but that's just plain murder and cruelty to animals. Scientist have spent the same amount of time DSP has been sitting on his couch, collected DNA from the miscellaneous stains of every color in the rainbow, and have concluded with a simple equation to truly be a "detractor".

Attack DSP = more money and support for DSP

Do nothing = DSP implodes on himself like a neutron star and becomes a black hole

But what does this black hole do, exactly? In fact, it will suck up every leech and opponent within Darksyde City, like how DSP sucks up the innards of his refrigerator in the morning. From KoP, to Almighty Tevin, to Laughing Archives, to the entire SoK. Destroy DSP's livelihood and you destroy the livelihood of his highly vocal opponents, especially the SoK.

Does this mean the SoK keep DSP alive in order to keep themselves alive? If that's so, could they be behind the hack? If DSP is such a big fat stupid incompetent buffoon, and the people against him are truly trying to end his reign, then how does DSP manage to outwit them all again and again? It begs the question: are they trying to defeat DSP or help him?

A hero can't be a hero if they don't have a villain, but in Darksyde City, who is the real villain and who is the real hero?

To be continued...

I'm trying desperately to decipher what in fuck this rambling wall of pseudo Shakespearean, nihilistic gobbledygook is attempting to convey.
The basic tenets of being a healthy "detractor" - driving DSP into a bankrupted black hole is not worthwhile lasting entertainment, and anyone who actually hates Phil and seeks only to garner attention for themselves should be mocked the same as The Great Goutsby himself...hence the SoK thread.

 

[JamFlowMan]

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I am buying the fight because I like to support Mcgregor, he was on welfare just 4 years ago. OH? but should I not have my friends over and just send the money to DSP? so he can pay for WWE network and brazzers?

stupid fat fuck. He spends all his money on mobile games, people can spend their money how they choose.

You hit it right on the head. All this is to try to dissuade viewers from spending $100 on a fight so they have money to throw at Dsp this/next week when he goes into his hard sale, end of the month, support me or I go away event. He was probably underselling the eclipse so his fans would not leave because god forbid a person misses out on giving Phil 10 bits for beating Agents of Mayhem to see stupid nature.

 

[Prince_of_Rewards]

I wonder if Phil is trolling this thread with his cadre of middle-aged fans who white knight for his repeated mistakes? If he is, Hi.