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- Jul 25, 2017
> "being lost in the woods and setting the forest on fire to be found"
More like being slightly off the trail and watching people walking by, but being catastrophically narcissistic enough to think that they are all somehow doing it wrong and that only you know how to find your way back, so you try to light the forest on fire for a bit but end up slashing your leg with the flint and bleeding out while passers-by alternate between trying to dissuade you from lighting the forest on fire and reveling in the abject retardation of your plan.
Also:
More like being slightly off the trail and watching people walking by, but being catastrophically narcissistic enough to think that they are all somehow doing it wrong and that only you know how to find your way back, so you try to light the forest on fire for a bit but end up slashing your leg with the flint and bleeding out while passers-by alternate between trying to dissuade you from lighting the forest on fire and reveling in the abject retardation of your plan.
Also:
He might find Taylor Swift again and go back to jail if he keeps harassing the shit out of her. She can occasionally be fond of a little courtroom smackdown, as we've discussed.