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Uh oh! Get that block button warmed up, Rusty! The "haters" are here to tell you the obvious.
Alright farmers, a new Taylor Swift song is dropping tomorrow....


It's gonna have totally glaring overtones of hatred towards ol Slackchops. But let it sit for a while and you'll realize there's actually gentle encouragement as well; she wants your music, Russhole! It's actually just her jerk agents that won't let her accept it. Finally, the base notes of lust will become obvious. Truly, TSwifty has produced this single with our drooling hero in mind and it weaves a complicated love story. Back to the courts, Rusty! For one small $99 filing fee, you can REALLY show the world: "I get you, Taylor Swift."
Alright farmers, a new Taylor Swift song is dropping tomorrow....


It's gonna have totally glaring overtones of hatred towards ol Slackchops. But let it sit for a while and you'll realize there's actually gentle encouragement as well; she wants your music, Russhole! It's actually just her jerk agents that won't let her accept it. Finally, the base notes of lust will become obvious. Truly, TSwifty has produced this single with our drooling hero in mind and it weaves a complicated love story. Back to the courts, Rusty! For one small $99 filing fee, you can REALLY show the world: "I get you, Taylor Swift."
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