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Sadly, DSP himself has stated numerous times in King of Hate vlogs, all the way back in 2010, that his repeated statements of "bugs" and "lag" and "glitches" are nothing more than catchphrases and jokes.
Speaking of catchphrases, "sadly" is one of Phil's most often-used ones. :stress:
There are several more effective ways to get people off one's back rather than creating a Kiwi account to white knight yourself - namely stop hourly begging children for currency, seek gainful employment, and take responsibility for one's actions.
But that will never happen, so this will continue to be a very lively thread on the forum...where Twitch chat mods have no power to ban our discussion.
 
Or a threadban you just ate for your autistic off-topic rants about other users.
If you disagree with a user and express a different opinion, that's fine. What's not fine is creating text walls of personal insults toward other users that you happen to disagree with and thus causing a thread derail. Take some deep breaths, collect your thoughts, calm down and try to gain some perspective to all of this on your break from the thread.
I was gonna tell @Spoon that his behavior would end up getting him threadbanned, but you beat me to it.

Back on topic:
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Considering he was meant to play DR2 earlier and bailed out, we should stay tuned to see if he actually sticks to his word and plays this game. I smell a possible viewquit/boredquit.
 
I was gonna tell @Spoon that his behavior would end up getting him threadbanned, but you beat me to it.

Back on topic:
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Considering he was meant to play DR2 earlier and bailed out, we should stay tuned to see if he actually sticks to his word and plays this game. I smell a possible viewquit/boredquit.
The last time Phil played Danganronpa 2, the stream attendance was barely 200, after playing for 12 hours in a week he only completed 1.5 chapters during that time, he still had 2 more hours left in the current trial, and DSP is only halfway through the game.
He definitely will be sore-throat quitting very soon.
 
So, ever since DSP name dropped Kiwi Farms we have some very suspicious individuals coming here. I know most of you like DSP or make a pathetic youtube "career" on hating the man but get a grip. Yes this thread has over 1400 pages on this clown but most of us make a quick post on how pathetic DSP is and we move on. We don't spend hours editing videos, donating our hard earned money or try to create social media personalities off of one colossal disappointment of a man. Vidar/DSP fans, KoP and the SoK affiliated individuals really need to find better things to do than support/speak against some loser on the internet for hours.
 
On the new episode of DSP tries it, DSP ate Popeyes. During the episode he was livid because he claimed Popeyes no longer has mac and cheese on the menu?????? where did he get this info from? It's still an option on their website.

He can't even order fast food correctly.
 
And for the kiwis that do edit DSP videos (@Shizuka @Diablo Griffin for example), they don't make DSP the sole focus of their life, 24/7.
@SirJamesDTech stated it before, don't look too much into the void, lest you become the void itself.
And I would personally add to all of this: Chill out. Phil's a top tier lolcow, and guess what lolcows are for? For laughing your ass off. If you get too upset to the point you need to A-Log him, or need to defend him 24/7, just get out.
 
Found an interesting bot on Twitter which I haven't seen mentioned here. It posts using #thesnortreport.
https://twitter.com/badassmofofoo
"A bot recording DSP's cheers
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I have a passion for teaching African Refugees how to program Javascript."

If I was correct in adding up August's figures then that means he has made something like $2150 so far in August. Averaging his income this month that means he will make a further $720 (total being $2870).

Twitch subs bring in $618 so far this month. Averaging this means $164.8 additional. This brings total to $783.56

$2870 (twitch bits) + $783.56 (twitch subs) + $920 (patreon) + $400 (I'm using a guess for YouTube).
$4973 monthly
$59676 yearly


Now I can't tell how accurate #thesnortreport is, but this is interesting information.

July income report:
https://twitter.com/badassmofofoo/status/892310149767024640

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EDIT: I added twitch sub information

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Whoever made this twitter bot and this (https://takeiteasy.github.io/darksydephil/) you are a fantastic person. I hope that they're one of those Google engineers with no street smarts.

https://takeiteasy.github.io/darksydephil/

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Assuming all this data is correct, it claims to be sourced from here: https://overrustlelogs.net/Darksydephil chatlog

I can't find any of these links having been posted here before.
 
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Found an interesting bot on Twitter which I haven't seen mentioned here. It posts using #thesnortreport.
https://twitter.com/badassmofofoo
"A bot recording DSP's cheers
1f921.png
I have a passion for teaching African Refugees how to program Javascript."

If I was correct in adding up August's figures then that means he has made something like $2150 so far in August. Averaging his income this month that means he will make a further $720 (total being $2870).

Twitch subs bring in $618 so far this month. Averaging this means $164.8 additional. This brings total to $783.56

$2870 (twitch bits) + $783.56 (twitch subs) + $920 (patreon) + $400 (I'm using a guess for YouTube).
$4973 monthly
$59676 yearly


Now I can't tell how accurate #thesnortreport is, but this is interesting information.

July income report:
https://twitter.com/badassmofofoo/status/892310149767024640

View attachment 268006

EDIT: I added twitch sub information

View attachment 268009

Whoever made this twitter bot and this (https://takeiteasy.github.io/darksydephil/) you are a fantastic person. I hope that they're one of those Google engineers with no street smarts.

https://takeiteasy.github.io/darksydephil/

View attachment 268011

Assuming all this data is correct, it claims to be sourced from here: https://overrustlelogs.net/Darksydephil chatlog

I can't find any of these links having been posted here before.
The info is consistent with the info EddyB43 compiles every month from Phil's Twitch chat logs, so I guess it's somewhat accurate. It does lend credit to the theory that states that he's lying about his financial troubles.
 
Found an interesting bot on Twitter which I haven't seen mentioned here. It posts using #thesnortreport.
https://twitter.com/badassmofofoo
"A bot recording DSP's cheers
1f921.png
I have a passion for teaching African Refugees how to program Javascript."

If I was correct in adding up August's figures then that means he has made something like $2150 so far in August. Averaging his income this month that means he will make a further $720 (total being $2870).

Twitch subs bring in $618 so far this month. Averaging this means $164.8 additional. This brings total to $783.56

$2870 (twitch bits) + $783.56 (twitch subs) + $920 (patreon) + $400 (I'm using a guess for YouTube).
$4973 monthly
$59676 yearly


Now I can't tell how accurate #thesnortreport is, but this is interesting information.

July income report:
https://twitter.com/badassmofofoo/status/892310149767024640

View attachment 268006

EDIT: I added twitch sub information

View attachment 268009

Whoever made this twitter bot and this (https://takeiteasy.github.io/darksydephil/) you are a fantastic person. I hope that they're one of those Google engineers with no street smarts.

https://takeiteasy.github.io/darksydephil/

View attachment 268011

Assuming all this data is correct, it claims to be sourced from here: https://overrustlelogs.net/Darksydephil chatlog

I can't find any of these links having been posted here before.
This is quite inconclusive evidence, to say the least. It's obvious he's shorting the severity of his bills and debt, but with all this data, how can he refrute this? How can his child fans accept this? It's tantamount to a teenager paying his adult boss a monthly income just to employ him.
 
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Found an interesting bot on Twitter which I haven't seen mentioned here. It posts using #thesnortreport.
https://twitter.com/badassmofofoo
"A bot recording DSP's cheers
1f921.png
I have a passion for teaching African Refugees how to program Javascript."

If I was correct in adding up August's figures then that means he has made something like $2150 so far in August. Averaging his income this month that means he will make a further $720 (total being $2870).

Twitch subs bring in $618 so far this month. Averaging this means $164.8 additional. This brings total to $783.56

$2870 (twitch bits) + $783.56 (twitch subs) + $920 (patreon) + $400 (I'm using a guess for YouTube).
$4973 monthly
$59676 yearly


Now I can't tell how accurate #thesnortreport is, but this is interesting information.

July income report:
https://twitter.com/badassmofofoo/status/892310149767024640

View attachment 268006

EDIT: I added twitch sub information

View attachment 268009

Whoever made this twitter bot and this (https://takeiteasy.github.io/darksydephil/) you are a fantastic person. I hope that they're one of those Google engineers with no street smarts.

https://takeiteasy.github.io/darksydephil/

View attachment 268011

Assuming all this data is correct, it claims to be sourced from here: https://overrustlelogs.net/Darksydephil chatlog

I can't find any of these links having been posted here before.
I think this should put to rest the theory that DSP is in financial ruin.
If he ever goes down, it will be a very slow burn, most likely caused by not attracting a newer audience + his old audience (kids) growing up and realizing it's stupid to waste your money on the king of gout. But that'll be years from now, more likely than not.
 
I think this should put to rest the theory that DSP is in financial ruin.
If he ever goes down, it will be a very slow burn, most likely caused by not attracting a newer audience + his old audience (kids) growing up and realizing it's stupid to waste your money on the king of gout. But that'll be years from now, more likely than not.

Not unless he sells the condo in CT or WA. He's still spending $2K per month on just two mortgages. Then you have to figure out his other living expenses and he's easily spending about $4K per month. Then you have to keep in mind when the tax man comes like someone mentioned.

All it's going to take is one of his support pillars to fall and he's done.
 
Has she posted since she spoke to DSP the first time?
Just these two nondescript tweets, other than months ago defending herself against catfishing accusations back when she first spoke to Phil:

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At some point between early June and now, she was somehow successfully red-pilled regarding DSP. Could have been reading Kiwi Farms, could have been TIHYDP, reading Drgnkiller, or a combination of all.
 
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