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Chikinballs said:
Hookers push you to fuck them. Im positive if he hired one they fucked.
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This. And especially if your john is an inexperienced basement dweller. Hookers will work to get you to climax quicker, as to end things quicker. Heh, getting an asocial sperg to jizz themselves in 5 minutes over 10 minutes is that much better.
 
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Marvin said:
This. And especially if your john is an inexperienced basement dweller. Hookers will work to get you to climax quicker, as to end things quicker. Heh, getting an asocial sperg to jizz themselves in 5 minutes over 10 minutes is that much better.
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You honestly believe that he was capable of lasting 5 minutes? I was thinking around the 10-20 second range...
 
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In the Ivy q&a she says Rocky was really into pursuing trolls/trolling people back. I get the other part about not really helping Chris or Borb, but the rest always seemed odd to me.
 
Unbovvered said:
Stop A-logging. It isn't funny or original. Yes Chris is unhealthy. Yes the sex would have been lousy. No you're not half as witty as you'd like to pretend.
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Wow... Calm down cowboy. I was clearly implying that a 30 year old virgin isn't going to be able to hold his cumupance for a sustained amount of time.
 
The gift basket was a tacky body wash basket which the hooker didn't want so he tried to eBay it.

But seriously this whole "Chris & the hooker" stuff is getting real old. Not to mention the sperging about it reaches levels that kinda breach the whole "Limit discussion of body parts and functions. " rule.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
A shrinkwrapped pre-made gift basket of shampoo and soap and what-have-you. He later tried to sell it on Ebay, which is how we know. For some reason, the prostitute didn't want a literal gift basket - who knew?
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Oh, no way. We actually found out what was in there?

You know, despite the creepiness of it all, and the total lack of understanding when it comes to prostitutes, for some reason I find it kinda sweet that the putz gave her a gift basket. He must have been so happy that day.

CätPärty said:
The gift basket was a tacky body wash basket which the hooker didn't want so he tried to eBay it.

But seriously this whole "Chris & the hooker" stuff is getting real old. Not to mention the sperging about it reaches levels that kinda breach the whole "Limit discussion of body parts and functions. " rule.
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Well, she just fucked him. She'd have better sense than to accept body wash from someone who clearly didn't wash their body.

But I agree. We need to return to the main topic. The colour and consistency of his bowel movements from 1990 onwards.

Now, if you'll take a look at these sharts- I mean, charts...
 
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So what Lego sets did Sonichu get Chris for Father's Day? Or did he pull an Anna and get him jack shit in his time of need?

Discuss.
 
I think it would be really funny if Chris was actually a stellar performer in bed, and gave the prostitute multiple orgasms, and ironically sex was the only thing he did not fail at
 
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Dean Ween said:
I think it would be really funny if Chris was actually a stellar performer in bed, and gave the prostitute multiple orgasms, and ironically sex was the only thing he did not fail at
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Unbovvered said:
Stop A-logging. It isn't funny or original. Yes Chris is unhealthy. Yes the sex would have been lousy. No you're not half as witty as you'd like to pretend.
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I want a Christian and the Hedgehog Boys cover of this:


The Ukraine and the Crimea, Belarus and Moldova
That is my country.
Sakhalin and Kamchatka and Ural mountains
That is my country.
Krasnoyarsk Region, Siberia and Volga Region,
Kazakhstan and the Caucasus, and the Baltic States too



Chorus

I was born in the Soviet Union
I was made in the USSR
I was born in the Soviet Union
I was made in the USSR



The Ryuriks, the Romanovs, Lenin and Stalin
They are my country
Pushkin, Yesinin, Vystotsky, Gagarin
They are my country
The ruins of churches and the brand new temples
Red Square and building the Intercontinental Highway



Olympic gold, the races, the victories
This is my country
Zhukov, Suvorov, combines, torpedos
This is my country
The oligarchs and the beggars, the might and the ruin
The spies and the secret police and the great scientists



Glinka, Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, Chaikovsky
Brudel, Shalyapin, Chagal, Aivazovsky
Oil and diamonds, gold and gas
The Navy, the Army, the Air Force, the Marines



Vodka, caviar, the Hermitage, the rockets
The most beautiful women on the planet
Chess, opera, the best ballet
Just tell me something that we haven’t got!



Now Europe is trying to form a union
But in the past our ancestors struggled in battle
Together we won the World War II
Together we are the world’s biggest nation
Dissolve the borders, there’s no need of passports
Without us you’re nothing, together we’re friends
 
Drawets Rednaxela said:
Cause this was back when Chris felt the need to make every thought and experience he had into a video.

Not that I give a fuck one way or another. Virgin or not, he's still a fat exceptional individual with a social circle smaller than most hobos, begging strangers for Lego on Facebook.
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As mentioned this was post-videos when he banged the hooker. That said I love the idea of hookers giving out receipts and Chris using it as evidence.
 
normankrasner said:
What (if any) patents does Bob have in his name? Did someone steal credit for them or is Chris lying as usual?
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You can look them up at the USPTO website, search for Robert F Chandler. Most of his patents are about solid-state replacements for electromechanical devices (like the infamous plastic molding machine).
 
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How good is Chris at vidya, do you think? In his LBP footage he looked like he was trying to eat the controller or something, but then again he has completed the original Sonic games - and they're not that easy, from what I remember.
 
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