pozloading my negholep - An illustrative guide on how to not engage lolcows offsite

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wagglyplacebo said:
I just wanna nip the halal thing in the bud even if it was a joke cause I saw it mentioned in chat as well. The dude is just an awkward dad that can get excited easily. The only reason he got mentioned extensively is because he should know better on here. Anyway one love big money twitterbot white Knight here saying peace out boi
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Unless it turns out that The Dude is a dogfucker with a pedo streak, then I'm not serious about him getting a halal thread.
 
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Chromosowned said:
Why the fuck do people want to interact with Chris directly in the first place? We literally get together and look at how much of an insufferable asshole he is a lot of the time. It's potent stuff.

If you really want some manbaby whining at you I'm sure someone here could help you out.
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A lot of people like to get involved.
Unfortunately it's not the best strategy.
Seriously guys, nobody even think of repeating this.
 
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Sleep said:
@Ride @Cthulhu @Deadpool want to start a pool on how many more pages of posts saying the same thing in a slightly different way will be posted in this thread overnight?
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Sorry it took a minute to respond. I was busy tweeting repeatedly at Chris and everyone on his follower list. I'm gonna go big and say 30 pages overnight.
 
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This is what pops up when you search CWCSonichu on Twitter:
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Deadpool said:
Sorry it took a minute to respond. I was busy tweeting repeatedly at Chris and everyone on his follower list.
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No worries. So how many pages do you think this will make it to by the time I crawl out from under @DNJACK's bed in the morning?

Edit: Now that you've edited your post mine doesn't make as much sense. Regardless of the page outcome, you earned yourself a night in the crate with @entropyseekswork. Hope you like pegging.
 
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I honestly don't get trying to interact with chris in the first place.
What do you expect to get out of it? Because it's going to be one of three things:
  1. You agree with him, he says "hmm, yeah" and that's it.
  2. You disagree with him, he ignores you.
  3. You disagree with him, the stars align and a spat like the StarOfTheNight thing or whatever happens. Then he forgets it ever happened after 24 hours like that computer SCP and you just wasted your time.
I'm guessing you're hoping the third one happens. Say it does. What now? Gratz, you just told a mentally-disabled middle-aged man he's pathetic. Are you proud of yourself? Wow, such a big, strong man you are. Maybe next you can find a wounded puppy to kick. Does that make you feel special?
 
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If you want to pozload my negholep, don't.
Failing that, don't make it so easily back-traceable.
Failing that, make sure it's at least actually funny/worthwhile to anyone who sees it.
Failing that, don't throw a fuss when called out.

In other words Halowe'ening is only such when it falls flat and/or blows up in your face. But you're (probably) not a comedic genius.
 
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The Fool said:
I honestly don't get trying to interact with chris in the first place.
What do you expect to get out of it? Because it's going to be one of three things:
  1. You agree with him, he says "hmm, yeah" and that's it.
  2. You disagree with him, he ignores you.
  3. You disagree with him, the stars align and a spat like the StarOfTheNight thing or whatever happens. Then he forgets it ever happened after 24 hours like that computer SCP and you just wasted your time.
I'm guessing you're hoping the third one happens. Say it does. What now? Gratz, you just told a mentally-disabled middle-aged man he's pathetic. Are you proud of yourself? Wow, such a big, strong man you are. Maybe next you can find a wounded puppy to kick. Does that make you feel special?
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The days of trolling Chris are long gone, and cannot be replicated.
Guy probably just wants some peace too. He should consider making his tweets protected.
 
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Ntwadumela said:
All of you in the thread right now: I accept I've made a mistake, and you have my word I will not repeat it.

We go through life making mistakes and fucking up but learning from it is most important.
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For what it's worth I actually do like you (you're really friendly and nice even when I viciously insult your religion and such), but weren't you just bragging like a week ago about how you once got Alex Leal fired from his internship by emailing his employer? lol
 
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Cato said:
For what it's worth I actually do like you (you're really friendly and nice even when I viciously insult your religion and such), but weren't you just bragging like a week ago about how you once got Alex Leal fired from his internship by emailing his employer? lol
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Yeah I did that like back in September
I'm not involving myself with anybody else now.
 
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