pozloading my negholep - An illustrative guide on how to not engage lolcows offsite

[The Fool]

Cant we all just get along?

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

It's not fun until it hurts afterall.

No fucking wonder why that prostitute had to drug herself, jesus christ.

 

[A Hot Potato]

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The sentiment is mutual, faggot.

I h8 people with different opinions on vidya!

D:<

 

[Keine]

Chris blocked me on twitter before I even said anything to him back when he mass-blocked all of his followers in a troll-fearing chimpout, so I couldn't tweet at him if I wanted to.

 

[Robotron]

1. Cant we all just get along?
2. For fucks sake, DON'T USE YOUR gotdamn KF handle beyond the farms if your going to be a faggot. I mean, how have people not figured this out?
3. Chris is fat and I would not have sex with him.

He's trying to be reasonable, lynch him!

 

[PsychoNerd054]

It kind of goes without saying, but why the holy hell would anybody want to contact Chris personally in the first place? Trolling Chris isn't as simple as just creating a Twitter account just to post message after message to make him tardrage, not that you should be trolling Chris in the first place, since it will almost always backfire, but still. If my reasoning isn't good enough, don't worry, I got some more proof right here. We have this forum, where spergy people can prattle about how spergy other individuals are? It's just dreadful to see all of these people who claim to be better than Chris, act more exceptional than he does, and that's really saying something, the stuff Chris has been doing recently is off the charts.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Whenever i respond to him many of the kiwis mentioned give me likes, Ill own up to doing what was described in the op.

 

[DuckSucker]

I like to go with the theory that we're all secretly lolcow material inside

Pretty sure that was already well established knowledge, here.

 

[Positron]

All of you in the thread right now: I accept I've made a mistake, and you have my word I will not repeat it.

We go through life making mistakes and fucking up but learning from it is most important.

You put your Kind Heart and Soul into it and I can feel your Kindness and Empathatic Soul Shines through.

Unless it turns out that The Dude is a dogfucker with a pedo streak, then I'm not serious about him getting a halal thread.

He good boy din-Dude nothin'.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Hey, you can't bash on bent duck until you've tried it personally.

What are your thoughts on Peking Duck?

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Once we finish piling shit on each other and this thread is locked, can we kill it with fire?

 

[Calooby]

Once we finish piling shit on each other and this thread is locked, can we kill it with fire?

I haven't dicked anyone in the thread yet, we're not done until I've fucked all of the goodyocious asses off at the speed of light.

 

[Florence]

This entire thread is just people being bitter cunts to each other and trying to justify it

 

[DonaldJTrump]

99% of us are fucking retards.

 

[Calooby]

What are your thoughts on Peking Duck?

They call it "Peking Duck" because it always peaks out of your boxers no matter how hard you try to hide it.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

unless you're a girl with a following you aren't going to get any attention from Chris. I don't understand why people do this. Karasz is a good example but he's autistic as fuck, what's everyone else's excuse?

 

[The Fool]

unless you're a girl with a following you aren't going to get any attention from Chris. I don't understand why people do this. Karasz is a good example but he's autistic as fuck, what's everyone else's excuse?

Here's a good rule of thumb ever since Chris has been through enough trolling attempts to become weary of who he interacts with: If they can interact with Chris, they don't deserve what comes next. Doopie is a perfect point.
Basically only the most innocent people can actually get to Chris. If you're not a girl just trying to get by in life then Chris doesn't give a shit about you. If you are, may Godbear have mercy on your soul.

 

[Jaiman]

This thread's title made me think for a moment that Chris pulled a Nick Bate and just played with his own shit. I am disappointed.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Jesus guys, if you use extra time in the day to go to Twitter to yell shit at a retard, get a better hobby.

Come on, we're all just trying to laugh at idiots, get your shit together. There's too much media to go around these days. Fucking watch True Detective or something, get drunk. Come home after a day of work and chill the fuck out, you're expending too much energy on baiting out reactions from morons. Feel like we need Kiwi Youth Councilors out here now, damn.

 

[m0rnutz]

GUYS I JUST HAD AN AMAZING IDEA ON HOW TO TROLL CHRIS



WE PRETEND WE'RE A REALLY HOT CHICK THAT'S INTERESTED IN HIM. IT'LL BE SO GREAT MAN.

Wouldn't work, he would be looking at the follow count and when their tweets were. You tried.