Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Diesel Boogaloo]

What do you mean, the link you gave works (looks like that extra "_evaxephon_vs_mike.txt" part threw Pastebin off).

Anyway, I wasted over 12 minutes of my life on watching Azzman's vid and I learned the following things:

• the gym is still non-solid
• so is the platform (or whatever you call those things) in the art club
  
• the gardening club members sometimes walk in the air
  
• you can't kill a student sitting at a desk with a knife, or at least not if you're in the fully enraged state
• if you turn on the radio and the police arrive, the radio music won't stop playing while the text is being displayed
• the dumbbell shares its attack animations with long weapons (axe, bat), which looks stupid
  
• students glitch the fuck out when killed with a dumbbell
• the game has multiple selectable soundtracks; any other that the default one is just a slow periodic sequence of obnoxious beeps

This game, it's not a debug build, it's a bug build.
There isn't much new. A lot more new bugs! Those fun though. This game, like I said, this game is never gonna be taken seriously. Tell me off in the comments if you want, I don't care.

Some Azzman's viewers are quite salty.

I also watched the last Jay's video, but it was more boring and I skipped quite a bit:

• if you splash Kokona with multiple bucket traps with different liquids, Kokona will react to them the same, most likely based on the first liquid, and only that first liquid stays on her
• almost all the students, as soon as they sit down at their desks, start playing with their smartphones – which includes Kokona, even after the player steals her phone
• a bucket of Oka ground to bloody mush is not suspicious and doesn't trigger an evening investigation like a body would

I don't know how Alex is going to make that "organic game design" he mentioned in his last video work if he can't even correctly implement the small set of rules that the YS world has now.

 

[BananaBanana]

I know this might sound immature but I hope Yanderedev gets forced to eat his own shit.

(EDIT): I'm so happy I was rated dumb! They exposed my true nature. Ok I know this has been said before but when will Yandereshit get rid of all the stolen MMD assets?

Has anyone found this? https://www.assetstore.unity3d.com/en/#!/content/11573

 

[charmaide]

Has anyone found this? https://www.assetstore.unity3d.com/en/#!/content/11573

You're a wee bit late, lass.

 

[BananaBanana]

You're a wee bit late, lass.

Oh thanks. I'm really new to the farms.

What do you mean, the link you gave works (looks like that extra "_evaxephon_vs_mike.txt" part threw Pastebin off).

Anyway, I wasted over 12 minutes of my life on watching Azzman's vid and I learned the following things:

• the gym is still non-solid
• so is the platform (or whatever you call those things) in the art club
  
• the gardening club members sometimes walk in the air
  
• you can't kill a student sitting at a desk with a knife, or at least not if you're in the fully enraged state
• if you turn on the radio and the police arrive, the radio music won't stop playing while the text is being displayed
• the dumbbell shares its attack animations with long weapons (axe, bat), which looks stupid
  
• students glitch the fuck out when killed with a dumbbell
• the game has multiple selectable soundtracks; any other that the default one is just a slow periodic sequence of obnoxious beeps

Some Azzman's viewers are quite salty.

I also watched the last Jay's video, but it was more boring and I skipped quite a bit:

• if you splash Kokona with multiple bucket traps with different liquids, Kokona will react to them the same, most likely based on the first liquid, and only that first liquid stays on her
• almost all the students, as soon as they sit down at their desks, start playing with their smartphones – which includes Kokona, even after the player steals her phone
• a bucket of Oka ground to bloody mush is not suspicious and doesn't trigger an evening investigation like a body would

I don't know how Alex is going to make that "organic game design" he mentioned in his last video work if he can't even correctly implement the small set of rules that the YS world has now.

Yanderedev is probably too lazy to add the "Organic game design" to be honest.

 

[Jerkop]

@BananaBanana Avoid double-posting, mate, it crowds the thread, use the edit option instead.

@DieselBoogaloo Thanks for telling me, I fixed the links. One of them is down, but the other one is still working. The hoard of information on Eva is pilling up to the ceilling at this point, but just like Barb, I'm not throwing anything away. Reading accounts about his very mature and professional behavior never fails to make me laugh.... And then I remember that he makes money. A lot of money.

Edit: typo

 

[sachertorte]

So Ayano-chan attends a prestigious Japanese school (as if the common ones weren't hard enough!) but she has time to goof around and make schemes to get rid of other people, stole things for Senpai shrine (in the final game *pfff* you'll be supposed to collect them), apply for part-time job and all that jazz...

I think Eva should give up of this game ever being taken seriously and realistic and just do a generic "comedy" simulator game, like the Ukrainian clone. It would be better.

 

[Dymentia]

Something tells me Eva would post on r/incels if he wasn't e-famous.

 

[FataBataRang]

Something tells me Eva would post on r/incels if he wasn't e-famous.

He'd fit right in with their :autism: and :islamic:.

 

[A Sign]

Something tells me when if he gives up on YS he'll try to join the incel/wizard ranks

And even they will try to get rid of him. (Mainly cause he has underaged girls who want to hop on his unwashed chode, while incels have no one)

 

[Dymentia]

Something tells me when if he gives up on YS he'll try to join the incel/wizard ranks

And even they will try to get rid of him. (Mainly cause he has underaged girls who want to hop on his unwashed chode, while incels have no one)

The incels probably thinks he's another Chad.

 

[Azafran90]

I can see Jay is reeeeally streching it to find YS content to show, the glasses could have been a clipnote on another video.
I stop following eva for a few months and come back to find him doing the exact same things but with a more swolen body.
Imagine that mounstrosity wearing a panty-heart shirt walking towards you on a convention.

 

[MeanyBoomBoom]

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/6wltv8/osana_video_teaser/

 

[Pikimon]

So Ayano-chan attends a prestigious Japanese school

Its supposed to be prestigious? It looks pretty ghetto to me like South Central Los Angeles public school ghetto.

 

[Dysnomia]

Apparently these are two new menu screens. And oh lord, the Yandere Simulator one looks so uncomfortable

The panties on the heart are disgusting. It doesn't even represent yandere. Just hentai. And of course they are shimapan.

It's too late to change the name. Eva should have done this a long time ago. If everything else is constantly defended as "iconic" then why not the name Yandere Simulator?

Why are simulator games not taken seriously? I usually think of stuff like flight sims. Is it because of that Goat Simulator? The whole concept of simulators not being serious doesn't register with me. But then again I don't really play any simulator games. I guess there's The Sims. But plenty of people take that seriously.

What do you mean, the link you gave works (looks like that extra "_evaxephon_vs_mike.txt" part threw Pastebin off).

Anyway, I wasted over 12 minutes of my life on watching Azzman's vid and I learned the following things:

• the gym is still non-solid
• so is the platform (or whatever you call those things) in the art club
  
• the gardening club members sometimes walk in the air
  
• you can't kill a student sitting at a desk with a knife, or at least not if you're in the fully enraged state
• if you turn on the radio and the police arrive, the radio music won't stop playing while the text is being displayed
• the dumbbell shares its attack animations with long weapons (axe, bat), which looks stupid
  
• students glitch the fuck out when killed with a dumbbell
• the game has multiple selectable soundtracks; any other that the default one is just a slow periodic sequence of obnoxious beeps

Some Azzman's viewers are quite salty.

I also watched the last Jay's video, but it was more boring and I skipped quite a bit:

• if you splash Kokona with multiple bucket traps with different liquids, Kokona will react to them the same, most likely based on the first liquid, and only that first liquid stays on her
• almost all the students, as soon as they sit down at their desks, start playing with their smartphones – which includes Kokona, even after the player steals her phone
• a bucket of Oka ground to bloody mush is not suspicious and doesn't trigger an evening investigation like a body would

I don't know how Alex is going to make that "organic game design" he mentioned in his last video work if he can't even correctly implement the small set of rules that the YS world has now.

I was thinking the bucket of gore could be passed off as something exotic for the cooking club. Like making an animal blood dish. It would be a bit dumb but still somewhat plausible. Like if you could forge a butcher receipt to make it look legit. But Eva would never think this far ahead. It's hilarious that even at this point the game is still a bug plagued mess.

 

[LucasSomething]

The panties on the heart are disgusting. It doesn't even represent yandere. Just hentai. And of course they are shimapan.

It's too late to change the name. Eva should have done this a long time ago. If everything else is constantly defended as "iconic" then why not the name Yandere Simulator?

Why are simulator games not taken seriously? I usually think of stuff like flight sims. Is it because of that Goat Simulator? The whole concept of simulators not being serious doesn't register with me. But then again I don't really play any simulator games. I guess there's The Sims. But plenty of people take that seriously.

Ever since Surgeon Simulator got huge and every youtuber was played it, bad sim games became a meme and devs started making intentionally joke sim games like Goat Simulator. There are some legit good sim games like Euro Truck but most "simulator" games are low effort buggy thrash, so the word simulator became infamous.

Regardless, Alex misses the point completely, he thinks the title makes it harder to take the game seriously but in reality nobody takes it seriously anyway because it's a fucking youtuber bait meme game full of "easter eggs" and edgy weeb shit.

 

[Kiui]

The next video will be about the name:

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/6w9r4g/rebranding_yansim_to_lovesick/

Like, REAL progress!

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

The next video will be about the name:

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/6w9r4g/rebranding_yansim_to_lovesick/

Like, REAL progress!

he already did a video about this subject already he just has to get those jewbux

 

[FataBataRang]

A meme game by any other name would be just as shit.

 

[Luigi]

Fringe-normies will get confused and he will lose even more fame.

I expect no less from Alex.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

Just a friendly reminder that there are already two games on itch.io named "Lovesick" and our friendly neighborhood Azzman has already covered one of them:

YS pales in comparison.

I wonder if TinyBuild is okay with this change. Alex is throwing all the brand recognition into garbage, although he should rebuild most of it pretty quickly if Jay, Bijuu and other virtual nannies don't stop making videos.