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Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Guy seems to actually care about food. before the food channel came to Australia I'd seen all these Americans making memes about Guy Fieri and after watching triple D none of them made sense. Guy loves food.
Jack loves shortcuts and under cooked worm-infested meat.
See, the youtube episode where he chose chicken out of a can because cooking chicken 'would take too long' almost convinced me this was a ruse cruise. Supposedly this guy is unemployed? How would it take too long? Couldn't he pick up a rotisserie chicken? He s a war criminal of food and his gloating maw is a literal stereotype of a bloated flyover American that is almost too cruel to be true.
Religion is Dead
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JFC, you dumbass. It's a private business, so if they tell you not to film customers, you either turn the iPhone off or they can kick you out. Customers don't want to be bothered by some wannabe Guy Fieri shoving a camera in their face.
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Jack cries and actually returns a burger because it's not as big as his wife's burger and doesn't look like the promotional picture.
Jack tries to suppress his latent homosexuality. It comes out a lot whenever he's with this guy:
Jack tries to suppress his latent homosexuality. It comes out a lot whenever he's with this guy:
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JackDavis
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Supposedly he moved from CA to TN so that his kid doesn't get tempted by the evils of homosexuality... maybe he did it less for his son and more for himself?
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This is actually really fucking funny, holy shit who would not only do this, but then record, edit it, and upload it to youtube for the world to see? Shameless.
This motherfucker...
Aaway
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that BK video cracks me up because it's so obvious that they simply just added more veggies on his second burger so that it appears bigger and gets him to STFU
and of course, he falls for it
and of course, he falls for it
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Who the fuck goes to Burger King and actually thinks they're going to get anything different?
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I can't wait.
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I thought his gut already functioned as a tray. The only way that wheel tray will fit is if he sits in the back seat.Who the fuck goes to Burger King and actually thinks they're going to get anything different?
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Who the fuck goes to Burger King and actually thinks they're going to get anything different?
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I can't wait.
If you're eating enough in the car to warrant purchasing a special steering wheel tray, you need to step back and take a long hard look at what a fucking mess your life has become.
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King Napalm
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I like how he has to say that he only uses wine for cooking, just like in lots of other videos he informs that "the alcohol will cook off". I guess drinking alcohol is a "sin" for this morally superior christian (but gluttony isn't).
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Drinking alcohol is unforgivable, but incinerating Palestinian children is totally cool.
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That tray is not going to fit with his gut there.Who the fuck goes to Burger King and actually thinks they're going to get anything different?
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There's no fucking way.
Aaway
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i noticed he's been doing a lot of fast food reviews lately in his car
guess he's gotten so lazy that he won't even bother getting out of his car anymore. which really is a shame because watching jack make a complete ass of himself at restaurants is always fun
guess he's gotten so lazy that he won't even bother getting out of his car anymore. which really is a shame because watching jack make a complete ass of himself at restaurants is always fun
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I'm sure part of the reason was some of the restaurants giving him shit for taping inside without permission and bothering their customers. Jack seems like a cheap asshole, so going to some drive through and spending $5-10 seems like a better option instead of dropping $20-30 on a place that's going to kick him out for making a scene and shoving his iPhone in people's faces.
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He probably hits those places up with emails asking for comps all day and night.
King Napalm
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Yep, napalming an entire ethnical group of people and choking his own son until his nose starts to bleed just because he smoked some pot and "rebelled" against his hypocritical christian "morals" that he probably tried to shove down his son's throat is completely fine according to Jack. Not to mention supporting an obviously crazy pastor who once murdered an innocent woman.
It's so incredibly funny how he really thinks he's some kind of lovely human being and a "people person". A good example of that is the way he tries to market himself as the biggest saint on youtube in the episode of West Texas Investors Club that he was included in, where he made a complete and utter ass out of himself while trying to sell his "line of sauces".
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I would hate to work at the Bed Bath and Beyond near him, he uses then returns everything. He's such trash.