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FedoraManManMan said:
What is important is showing his last remaining fans how much of a shit person he is.

What better way then to get DSP to fuck up and shit all over Hurricane Harvey relief aid? You can watch 30 second ads for free bits to make the cheer. I might do it on an alt account today. It'll make for a good rant
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As always, you're wrong, Bryan. Phil's remaining fans know how much of a shitbag he is, and they're ok with it.

Also, friendly reminder to people who peruse Phil's videos on Firefox: you may need to reinstall uBlock origin for it to work properly (I suddenly was seeing ads on Youtube videos today, and reinstalling the addon seems to have fixed it).
 
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FedoraManManMan said:
Someone should give him a small cheer of bits and ask if he will run a Twitch Charity stream for Hurricane Harvey Relief.

I just started my twitch charity event today for the month of September on my channel (Twitch emailed partners about it) and I really want to get a good clip of him saying "DOOD! FUCK CHARITIES OKAAAAYYY TEXAS IS FINE KAHMON". I find it ironic in 8 years he's never tried to do a charity event to give back to the communities or support people in need.
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I considered sending in a couple of troll tips under different accounts that say "Wow Phil I can't believe you're donating your proceeds to the relief effort! #DSP4Harvey" to try and get a rise out of him but that might encourage people to give him money.
 
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People in Retail of all ages work 12 hour shifts around thanksgiving and xmas. This fat fuck can't do a special 8 hour Halloween stream without a dinner break and a nap.

Re Charity: In DSP lore he has said that charity is private and that he regularly donates but doesn't talk about it. Which probably means he has never donated a penny.
 
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ChickenSkinBeanbag said:
I considered sending in a couple of troll tips under different accounts that say "Wow Phil I can't believe you're donating your proceeds to the relief effort! #DSP4Harvey" to try and get a rise out of him but that might encourage people to give him money.
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He'll just take your money and go "Pfft, not reading these troll tips"
 
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Freshtodeath said:
People in Retail of all ages work 12 hour shifts around thanksgiving and xmas. This fat fuck can't do a special 8 hour Halloween stream without a dinner break and a nap.
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12 hour shifts aren't uncommon in manufacturing and are, in fact, often prized due to the overtime pay. In many companies white collar workers and managers are expected to work 60 hours a week minimum, and as much more as is required to meet project deadlines. Then there are the hours put in by workers at any number of jobs requiring real physical labor.

Phil doesn't understand that constantly referring to games as "work" and "his job" (even if technically true) and complaining about his hours comes off as insulting to many people. But since his fans are children and Norwegian welfare recipients, it doesn't matter to him.
 
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Prince_of_Rewards said:
How about his incessant "umm"? yesterday's prestream was riddled with "ummm", "ummmm", before and after each sentence. His so-called disfluencies and discourse markers make him come off as unintelligent or deceitful.
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Alright? Okay? You know what I mean? Snort. Throat clear. You saw that right? Okay then. You know?
Dude got more ticks than a deer.
 
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Dewey Manlove said:
12 hour shifts aren't uncommon in manufacturing and are, in fact, often prized due to the overtime pay. In many companies white collar workers and managers are expected to work 60 hours a week minimum, and as much more as is required to meet project deadlines. Then there are the hours put in by workers at any number of jobs requiring real physical labor.

Phil doesn't understand that constantly referring to games as "work" and "his job" (even if technically true) and complaining about his hours comes off as insulting to many people. But since his fans are children and Norwegian welfare recipients, it doesn't matter to him.
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Also Self employed people sometimes work 60+ hours a week then schedule time off. My brother is self employed and he basically kills himself during the summer but schedules adamant time off in the wintertime. DSP is self employed but schedules himself like a 9-5 employee which makes no sense considering the longer he works the more money he makes via donations.

He could work his ass off in fall playing games 12 hours a day and then have time off in January it would make so much sense he's just too lazy to make sacrifices.
 
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Whoever is making these DSParodies is a saint:


You're just like my nanny
You cleaned this pig-sty
You made me my dinner ♩
While I’m streaming these games
You made me so special ♪
I am so fucking special
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bird said:
He'll just take your money and go "Pfft, not reading these troll tips"
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Just make a bunch of alt accounts on Twitch and talk in the chat with them during the prestreem.

Sad what measures one has to take to be heard by the goutmeister himself.
 
Freshtodeath said:
Also Self employed people sometimes work 60+ hours a week then schedule time off. My brother is self employed and he basically kills himself during the summer but schedules adamant time off in the wintertime. DSP is self employed but schedules himself like a 9-5 employee which makes no sense considering the longer he works the more money he makes via donations.

He could work his ass off in fall playing games 12 hours a day and then have time off in January it would make so much sense he's just too lazy to make sacrifices.
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He is paranoid that if he does not keep up a constant presence on Youtube/Twitch his fans will forget about him and never come back. Just shows how much confidence he really has in himself and his qwality kahntent.
 
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