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neger psykolog said:
Don't forget the needless $400 a month on internet for two separate internet connections (because a VPS or VPN runs the ludicrous price of like $5 a month).
And payments for his brand new Corolla.
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The "Hack" a few weeks ago revealed Phil was paying about $100 for business internet. I forget if that included the 2nd line and whatever package that might be tied too. Because we all know Phil would opt for pointless movie channels.
 
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BhilPurnell said:
The only time I had a CPM that high was when one of my videos was directly sponsored by a company and they were running ads on it. Other than that it's always in the .90 cent to $1.25 range.
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He had once made a comment that a good CPM was $2, so I assumed he couldn't possibly say something was good without he himself being at or above that level haha.
 
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grump said:
Being a novelist could actually be an ideal job for Phil if he could channel all that overlong rambling he does on his tumbleweed forums and twitter and his vids into interesting stories.
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Phil? A novelist? What the hell would he write about? Dark comedy erotica about fictional LPers? His verbosity won't help him in the writing arena because the only thing he's good at is taking 200 sentences to explain a concept that needed only 1-2.

neger psykolog said:
He probably has it figured that the best way to generate income is by having all games on day 1.
Not by like, building a stream that people would actually want to watch.
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Yeah, that's the entire plan now. He's not even attempting to update his stream, content approach, or anything else. He's just cashing in on day 1 clicks as long as it will keep him afloat. Anything that doesn't get sufficient views gets dropped.

neger psykolog said:
Don't forget the needless $400 a month on internet for two separate internet connections (because a VPS or VPN runs the ludicrous price of like $5 a month).
And payments for his brand new Corolla.
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Also don't forget that he's mentioned multiple times that he has credit card debt.
 
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So let me get this straight. He wants to make the same goal for September, except the total is reset, so people have to raise another $1000+ to get the Halloween special?? And he won't include the money he got in August toward that goal? How can he possibly think won't end in a shitstorm of negative feedback from his fans who ALREADY raised all they could for August??

You just can't make this shit up. Jesus.

Edit: the comments on that video are golden.
 

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BlockedByDaylight said:
So let me get this straight. He wants to make the same goal for September, except the total is reset, so people have to raise another $1000+ to get the Halloween special?? And he won't include the money he got in August toward that goal? How can he possibly think won't end in a shitstorm of negative feedback from his fans who ALREADY raised all they could for August??

You just can't make this shit up. Jesus.
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He is also just dropped this bomb into his fans lap.
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/903798258291662849
He wants his Twitch check to MASSIVELY pass his Youtube check by the end of the year. I said it yesterday that his fans better keep their wallets out because Phil will now expect $4,000 on Twitch every month. Youtube does not provide a stable income but leave it to Phil to find an even greater unstable income source of viewer generosity and bet his entire future on it.
 
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I don't get him and Patreon. I don't get the whole thing. Why would I want to watch this guy play video games. Why would I care about what games he plays. Why would I care about what he wears when he plays them. Why would I care about his mortgages. In what sense is an existence where I give money to a man to play video games in a silly costume of my choice better than pushing a boulder up a hill for all of eternity? Kill me. I don't even care anymore.
 
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I'm inclined to believe that there are some fans who donate to Phil not to help him (well maybe a part of it) but more likely spite and 'trigger' detractors. Some other fans see Phil as the bullied kid and believe his drivel of being broke and the underdog of YT. They whiteknight the bullied (man)child until some slowly realise why he is getting bullied because of how toxic and vile he is, then some of them convert to detractors and the cycle continues.

There are also pariahs of society who have no semblance of power and get pushed around daily, so to feel some sort of meaning to their pitiful existence they join other likeminded autists and exert their power there (see BSV)

Then we have the brainwashed kids who lack a father figure in their lives or any supervision and throw their parents credit card.

He really does have a plethora of brainwashed paypiggies, and Peter Phil Burnell Popoff sure does works his miracles in scamming.
 
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BlockedByDaylight said:
To be fair the acting in that series was atrocious...
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That doesn't matter at all. The dude said he'd bring the series back if he reached a dollar value on his Patreon then completely changed his mind after getting the money, giving no other explanation than "The stars aligned." No money was refunded and bringing it up on any platform he controls gets you banned for-literally-ever. He didn't have a mass exodus of supporters then and he never will. Unless he like kills a baby on stream or something.
 
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DarkSyphilis said:
I'm inclined to believe that there are some fans who donate to Phil not to help him (well maybe a part of it) but more likely spite and 'trigger' detractors. Some other fans see Phil as the bullied kid and believe his drivel of being broke and the underdog of YT. They whiteknight the bullied (man)child until some slowly realise why he is getting bullied because of how toxic and vile he is, then some of them convert to detractors and the cycle continues.

There are also pariahs of society who have no semblance of power and get pushed around daily, so to feel some sort of meaning to their pitiful existence they join other likeminded autists and exert their power there (see BSV)

Then we have the brainwashed kids who lack a father figure in their lives or any supervision and throw their parents credit card.

He really does have a plethora of brainwashed paypiggies, and Peter Phil Burnell Popoff sure does works his miracles in scamming.
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Yeah there are some people like that. You should see his chat when any sizable donation comes in. I was there when a guy gave $100 and two things happened. First people showered praise on that person like he just rescued a puppy from a burning building, and second people talked about how much that donation will trigger those damned dirty detractors. So the person giving the money gets a nice ego boost for the day and thinks they somehow stuck it to people who don't like Phil. Of course a few minutes later Brightsideviking gives $200 just to remind the chat who likes sucking Phil's dick the most.

On a side note if some of you have never checked out Phil's Twitch chat it is pretty interesting. 99% of the people are not talking about anything Phil related at all and those who do talk about the game either say how boring it is or are walking Phil through it step by step. Yeah those 99% are having weird conversations ranging anywhere from the age of consent in China to letting a girl "use their face as a maxi pad" (sadly an actual quote) but it is worth noting even those people that show up all the time for the streams don't really find Phil's content interesting enough to talk about. It is like Dsp's chat is Twitch's Island of Misfit Toys.
 
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DarkSyphilis said:
There are also pariahs of society who have no semblance of power and get pushed around daily, so to feel some sort of meaning to their pitiful existence they join other likeminded autists and exert their power there (see BSV)
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I've also wondered if perhaps there are representatives on the opposite side of that spectrum where Phil exists as a kind of "comfort food" for background entertainment. Phil functions as a visible, palpable metric against which all of their personal failures and regrets pale. Even though they might detest him as a person, they love the effect he provides. If he were to disappear, so would their crutch. Would it drive them to actually donate? That's the question. Surely they could find plenty of other options without having to pay. Perhaps it's a familiarity thing.
 
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