DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[BatChatillon]

Playing games that aren't popular was his explanation why needed Patreon, aka that was the li which got his foot into Patreon and made his fanboys open their wallet, after he refused to do donations for a long time. And suddenly Patreon became the biggest thing ever to him. The big thing he wanted to push was Project 7 with Patreon, and we know how that turned out.

Looking back at his Patreon goals and what he did after they were reached, it's safe to say that he did a piss poor job so far. He dragged Persona 3 into months of gaming only to end on a high note by rage quitting at the final boss. He came up with excuses for not to continue Scarface, his mini-marathons were about one hour longer than his usual streams, and now we had the missed Halloween goal. If you toss any money at him you deserve to be screwed over.

 

[Rare Drop]

Hey, at least the Patreon dipped between all those fuckups. Remember when he used to get $1500 a month during Minecraft? Now the only patrons left are ones that will sink with the ship.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

 

[JackDavis]

Phil should just play Night in the Woods if he wants to play it. If he's excited about playing the game, then theoretically, it should show though in his videos playing the game, making the content more engaging and fun to watch.

It's like he doesn't play games, to have fun!

 

[RIP_SANITY]

Bugged irony mechanics, dood, nothing I could do!

 

[James Smith]

Bugged irony mechanics, dood, nothing I could do!

Maybe neither of his two bathrooms have mirrors.

 

[DiabeticSP]

It's like he doesn't play games, to have fun!

Does Phil ever play games that he doest stream?

I don't think he's played non-mobile games purely for fun for years now.

 

[Johnny "Tub Fapper" Ross]

Bugged irony mechanics, dood, nothing I could do!

DSP does the exact same thing, no actually he's worst.

He takes feedback and does the opposite of the feedback.

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

So much for worrying about his bills not clearing and being in risk of overdraft amirite?

 

[DonaldChump]

what could this motherfucker possibly say that hasnt already been said, probably in a more humorous, informative and coherent manner, from someone who has charm and perdonality outside of 'my bills, dood!'

Maybe he's hiding some fountain of of wit and intellect, but i doubt it.

Eye-opening--suck my dick; Phil hasnt opened his eyes to any situation he's been in, for years now.

 

[PorkchopSandwiches]

what could this motherfucker possibly say that hasnt already been said, probably in a more humorous, informative and coherent manner, from someone who has charm and perdonality outside of 'my bills, dood!'

Maybe he's hiding some fountain of of wit and intellect, but i doubt it.

Eye-opening--suck my dick; Phil hasnt opened his eyes to any situation he's been in, for years now.

The video is going to be the same tired things. Google is stupid, they are nerds, no street smarts, etc.

Of course he will tie the demonitization back to his Paymeton page and subbing, cheering, tipping, on Twitch because with these 3 year old playthroughs demonotized, I can't pay my bills because I lost ad revenue from 100 views in a month. My checking account will be in the red guys.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

It says something that DSP nowadays seems happiest when he prevents getting perfected in Ultra Street Fighter II (note: not "super turbo" as he continually labels it).

So much for worrying about his bills not clearing and being in risk of overdraft amirite?

That was now, this is then!

 

[PorkchopSandwiches]

DSP Tries It: Troubleshooting his switch

It is clear he has never updated his Switch firmware, which would likely take care of this issue.

Sorry guys I was late to the stream today. Here is some behind the scenes info at DSP Enterprises. My afternoon was busy because of this.

Video starts at 26 seconds

It says something that DSP nowadays seems happiest when he prevents getting perfected in Ultra Street Fighter II (note: not "super turbo" as he continually labels it).



That was now, this is then!

When will now be then?

 

[Freshtodeath]

this is the khantent we crave. Stick that phone right in the boiling water.

 

[kebab4you]

this is the khantent we crave. Stick that phone right in the boiling water.
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That can't be one person, right? It would be enough pasta to serve two people a bigger meal.

 

[Honeybunny]

this is the khantent we crave. Stick that phone right in the boiling water.
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Yes Phil, it's okay to eat like this because you make sure to avoid carbs once in a while, so long as you avoid carbs that negates everything else you've put in your gullet

 

[Shokew]

this is the khantent we crave. Stick that phone right in the boiling water.
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Another "Poorly Cookin' with The King", when? Will we see a return of that authentic "Italian" sauce??

 

[His Dewliness]

That can't be one person, right? It would be enough pasta to serve two people a bigger meal.

He might be making a couple of servings to chill/freeze and eat a few days later ()

 

[Zim]

this is the khantent we crave. Stick that phone right in the boiling water.
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Only Phil can make boiling water with noodles look like an oily, congealed mess.

Then again this holds up with everything else he does. "Should I put some production value into what I'm doing? Nah!"

 

[Detractress]

Not to mention for that much pasta, he's using far too little water. You shouldnt have to oil your water if you're using enough water. Yes its a common tactic to oil water to make things easier, doesnt make for good food though. And if you're trying to make food porn on instagram, try to make it look SOMEWHAT appetizing? I looked at over 200 instagram photos under the tag "pasta" and only found ONE other pasta water photo (which to its credit showed sauce as well) Everything else was showing finished products or people with a glass of wine at a restaurant. Even if the finished product is boring pasta with a glob of sauce on top, its a finished product.
Phil's photo.... pasta water.