“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”
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🎭 Dramacow Kevin Allred - Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.
Boo
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his forums are up at $5 a month lol
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I wonder if it'd even be worth it to go onto his forums and gather up the tard cum he would spew out.
Because he isn't even worth one cent a month.
He knows that Mr Brezhnev is planning a reunion
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Sounds to me like it's Kevin who is coming.
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I wonder if it'd even be worth it to go onto his forums and gather up the tard cum he would spew out.
Because he isn't even worth one cent a month.
yeah thts the problem. he thinks his forums are worth money. i'm curious, but not $5 curious
Any road will take you there.
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Imagine the colossal meltdown if he ever says shit so fucked up and freaked out that Beyonce has to call him out and dissociate herself from him.
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lolwut
And Stripe won't tell him who signs up.
He knows that Mr Brezhnev is planning a reunion
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Imagine the colossal meltdown if he ever says shit so fucked up and freaked out that Beyonce has to call him out and dissociate herself from him.
He probably has; she's just not aware of it yet.
Any road will take you there.
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And Stripe won't tell him who signs up.
Anyone who coughs up $5 for the rantings of this fag is as gay as he is.
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Anyone who coughs up $5 for the rantings of this fag is as gay as he is.
And anyone who wants to get milk from this one may end up an heroing from his gayness.
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yeah thts the problem. he thinks his forums are worth money. i'm curious, but not $5 curious
Thing is, even joining just to obtain content would encourage him in his autism. If he then attempted to shoot Pmurt to try and impress Beyoncé-senpai like the Reagan shooter did to impress Jodie Foster, I'd feel partly responsible.
He knows that Mr Brezhnev is planning a reunion
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Maybe poormouthing him would work. He doesn't want to hurt the disadvantaged, right? And where will a quadriplegic lesbian black transwoman get $5 from?
Hell, get Ashleigh Shackelford to join and demand that he pay her.
yeah thts the problem. he thinks his forums are worth money. i'm curious, but not $5 curious
Is Allred now officially the Lowtax for millennials?
I mean, he isn't (intentionally) funny and he's a trainwreck of a human being, but then that's true of Lowtax too, and Something Awful's still staggering on somehow.
He knows that Mr Brezhnev is planning a reunion
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Is Allred now officially the Lowtax for millennials?
I mean, he isn't (intentionally) funny and he's a trainwreck of a human being, but then that's true of Lowtax too, and Something Awful's still staggering on somehow.
Show me how he makes enough to live off of this and I'll agree. As of now, he's an e-beggar.
DM me your gayops
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I was going to photoshop an image but I couldn't make a readable sign that fits "Will teach sperg about useless psuedo-intellectual pop-gender studies material for food the price of a latte."
Last edited: Sep 6, 2017
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Will Stancil is a transphobe.
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By 2020 Beyond-shite will be forgotten. Life-long purusit my ass.
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By 2020 Beyond-shite will be forgotten. Life-long purusit my ass.
She's still dining out off of Crazy in Love and that's, what, 15 years old? Either way, a "sexy" version of it (read: extra heavy breathing) found its way into the Fifty Shades of Shit film.
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Dude seriously shrieks that "I HAVE DEDICATED MY LIFE TO THE STUDY OF BEYONCE!!!"
And at no point comes around to "What the fuck have I done with my life?"
Any road will take you there.
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Dude seriously shrieks that "I HAVE DEDICATED MY LIFE TO THE STUDY OF BEYONCE!!!"
And at no point comes around to "What the fuck have I done with my life?"
The fact that he's gay actually makes it even more pathetic. At least anime nerds have "muh waifu" as an excuse.
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The fact that he's gay actually makes it even more pathetic. At least anime nerds have "muh waifu" as an excuse.
Not all of them, plenty of them want to BE the waifu which might be Kevin's thing too.