DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PorkchopSandwiches]

I am of the mind now that everything DSP says now directly contradicts something he has said on camera prior. 45k videos with many of them featuring him just rambling for 40 minutes about mundane crap, his bills, his finances, etc. He has not stayed consistent on much of anything in his life. Which explains a lot.

3:30 So in 2014 he is speaking on something he is going to do now.

 

[tomstone]

3:30 So in 2014 he is speaking on something he is going to do now.

always was an asshole, always will be one

 

[strandedcastaway]

DSP Explains the World, Part 573. Again, none of his viewers should give a fuck what happens behind the scenes.

Imagine if a TV show made you watch the actors talk for 20 minutes at the start of each episode about how the show's ratings are down and you need to beg your friends and family to watch. That's Phil's "entertainment" strategy every day.

 

[James Smith]

All I want to know is what percentage of his old videos are no longer monetized. I hope he includes this information.

 

[Rare Drop]

All I want to know is what percentage of his old videos are no longer monetized. I hope he includes this information.

You really think he's gonna sift through all those tagged videos and not just give the most dramatic guesstimate?

 

[JamFlowMan]

Under 200 for his second stream of Mario/Rabbids. It seems a lot of his viewers have a strict bedtime when school starts. Then again this play through may be his most boring in awhile. Unless your ideal Phil play through is Dsp staring blankly at the screen pretending to rub his chin but really smelling his fingers.

 

[Bilderberg Team Builder]

Antics in the chat

 

[MG 620]

Aaaah. Phil has so much work to worry about.

 

[Viktor]

One or two of Phil's cult in the chat today before he arrived on pre-stream declaring that "The SOK have disbanded!"

fftopic:Yet they uploaded/streamed a Let's Endure yesterdayfftopic:

 

[James Smith]

"this is my life and has been for quite a long time before i moved here. then it got better for 3 years living with my ex, but now its back to square one really"

*sips from gin*

 

[Rare Drop]

Antics in the chat

Chats like these are really making it hard to ignore the other elephant in the room, even if it's still September- Thanksgiving and Christmas. Not only is it going to be the the first Christmas after Leanna left, but even Phil's younger fanbase is probably going to be occupied with holiday stuff in some fashion. Phil really is a one-man show, he doesn't even have anyone to socialize with in an online call, and I doubt he's going to go back home to check on his family. He's likely going to stream those days, but it's not going to be like Halloween where you just slap on a costume and be content. Some streamers might not even stream, or might just do something light-hearted with friends and family then. What does Phil have to look forward to on those days besides maybe bonus money from BSV?

 

[Keanu Reeves]

Reminder: Big Brother Phil is always watching you.

 

[Meta Junglira]

And his fans wonder why people call it NaziChat or North Korea.

You literally cannot talk to anyone who dislikes Phil or he'll ban you and those dangerous ideas.

 

[James Smith]

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Reminder: Big Brother Phil is always watching you.

I thought life was not black and white.

 

[Taily Puff]

3:30 So in 2014 he is speaking on something he is going to do now.

Holy shit. Forget all this talk about money and viewers and total lack of talent or finesse.

Watch this video from 2014 then watch any current video. In 3 years he's aged a solid 15 years. He went from a fresh faced twenty something to a "early forties if you're being generous"

I mean he was never a prime specimen but damn.

 

[James Smith]

 

[Keystone]

Fat, fatter, and fattest.

Can't wait for the day when the picture all the way to the right is the one all the way to the left.

 

[Dragon Tag]

The Fat and the Furious (at his patreons).

 

[Keystone]

The Fat and the Furious (at his patreons).

"Hey Dahm, we gotta make more money, ohkay?"

Amazing what losing his live-in maid did to his complexion, though.

 

[BrunoMattei]