Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[LucasSomething]

Why does Midori have to start naked in the video with him spying on her? He really has a murder boner for her doesn't he? I really hope that's the reason the video got age restricted.

edit: Maaan can you imagine these kids convincing their parents to buy this shit?

"Dad dad you have to buy me the new yandere simulator shirt!"
"What is a yandere simulator?"
"It's an anime game about a highschool girl that kills other girls to get a boyfriend!"
*Dad realizes he failed*

 

[exhausted]

has alex played dead rising? if so i bet 5 bucks he's gonna make a toilet a save spot

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

Video is already age restricted. Expect to see a "censored" version soon.
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I knew when Midori was shown naked someone would flag the video.

 

[GENESIS]

There's no variety in the merchandise really, most of the stuff are just the "Yandere Simulator" logo slapped onto anything
The scenario in the video where he shows you can kill people using the shirt was edgy, unnecessary and cringe-worthy but that's just our typical Alex being himself
Still, I'm both glad and surprised he didn't include merch with the shimapan heart logo lol

 

[princess13456789]

There's no variety in the merchandise really, most of the stuff are just the "Yandere Simulator" logo slapped onto anything
The scenario in the video where he shows you can kill people using the shirt was edgy, unnecessary and cringe-worthy but that's just our typical Alex being himself
Still, I'm both glad and surprised he didn't include merch with the shimapan heart logo lol
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Is this suppose to be a hentai game or a yandere game? Pick one Alex, I also have a feeling that Mulberry drew this.

 

[FataBataRang]

EA gonna give him a copyright of using that music.

And for once, they will be in the right.

 

[exhausted]

Maxis was put out of business a couple years ago, I could be wrong but EA probably doesn't give a shit about copyright claiming old Maxis shit

 

[BitchyWaterBottle]

That music sounds familiar...

Spoiler

He also used that song for the preview of Kuudere Simulator 3 at 0:18

 

[OpenBASED]

There's no variety in the merchandise really, most of the stuff are just the "Yandere Simulator" logo slapped onto anything
The scenario in the video where he shows you can kill people using the shirt was edgy, unnecessary and cringe-worthy but that's just our typical Alex being himself
Still, I'm both glad and surprised he didn't include merch with the shimapan heart logo lol
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I'd laugh my ass off If I saw anyone wearing that shit in public.

 

[Vibe]

He just made a video about rebranding the game and then sells "Yandere Simulator" merch.
Goat Simulator didn't even have merch and if it did they would have done it after they had a completed game.

 

[charmaide]

I'd laugh my ass off If I saw anyone wearing that shit in public.

It'd make an easy game of "Spot the perverted weeaboo."

 

[Orhahine]

The merch is horrendous. It's bland, plain and not very good-looking. It looks like Alex just slapped a picture onto a blank slate and called it a day

Now that I think about it, it sounds a lot like his game

 

[Puukalikka]

The merch is horrendous. It's bland, plain and not very good-looking. It looks like Alex just slapped a picture onto a blank slate and called it a day

Now that I think about it, it sounds a lot like his game

At least the shirts are consistent with the quality of the game, if not anything else.

 

[Cupcake9]

Gotta love how his amazing merch is either the bland logo poorly slapped in a blank product or a crush crush Ecchi artwork of Yandere-chan.
Cuz the first thing we think when someone says "yandere" is a underage girl ready to get laid

 

[GENESIS]

Remember this?

Spoiler

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I do remember that shirt, Still can't get over how uncomfortable the model looks there but then again, that's the kind of shit that is appealing to Alex.
I wonder why he didn't include this old shirt along with this one.

 

[Jerkop]

I know I'm late, but the merch video has to be one of the worst ones I've watched in a while. It's as if he isn't even trying anymore.

Next thing you'll know, he'll put his real face in a video.

 

[Salt Lick]

The merch is horrendous. It's bland, plain and not very good-looking. It looks like Alex just slapped a picture onto a blank slate and called it a day

Oh, I think it's more like a whole weeks work for this guy.

I guess even he knows the game's never going to be finished and tries to make even more money while it's still possible. The stupid one isn't usually the one asking, but the one paying but... Yeaah....

 

[zFlarex]

S A L T Y A F



To give context this is on Bijuu Mike's video where he plays "Yandere School".

Bijuu Mike responded with:

Aw, YandereDev can't handle any competition.

Spoiler: Comments about Yandere School

Comments from Bijuu Mike's video:

Comments from Kubz Scout's video:

 

[Baltas]

As expected, Alex re-uploaded a censored version of his later video.

 

[princess13456789]

S A L T Y A F



To give context this is on Bijuu Mike's video where he plays "Yandere School".

Bijuu Mike responded with:

Aw, YandereDev can't handle any competition.

Spoiler: Comments about Yandere School

Comments from Bijuu Mike's video:

Comments from Kubz Scout's video:

Yandere Simulator isn't original since it's full of stolen content from other people.