DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

He's excited by the prospect of the money it will get him. Or rather, the money it won't get him since he overestimates how many people will watch him play a game, even a new one on day one, every single time.

Well, the usual line-up of paypigs will be there, I'm sure, so his prospects are not that bad. He definitely doesn't need to worry about views, if the paypigs keep his bit count high. BSV to the rescue!

 

[Shizuka]

Antics.

(http://archive.is/rO1yl)

 

[LillyTheBestGirl]

Remember all those times Phil shat on Destiny and said he has zero interest in it and not going to buy it? Oh boy!

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

Remember all those times Phil shat on Destiny and said he has zero interest in it and not going to buy it? Oh boy!

How dare this person to rewire his place when Phil needs his day one views, dood?! *snort* Are you a detractor, Destiny Partner Person?! I want an answer RGHT NOW, it would be a shame if I had to ban you, okay?!

 

[neger psykolog]

"no reason to wait around"

Does any other Let's Player do prestreams? Do any of them consistently do 45-60 minute long prestreams?
Does any other Let's Player who uses it as their primary source of income not have a working headset?

EDIT: DSP tries it: The microphone is a detractor

Incoming "I don't have a working microphone" emergency vlahg

 

[Collections Agent]

I would like to thank all the people who post chatlogs and stream moments so we don't have to give Phil income or attention by visiting ourselves.

 

[neger psykolog]

He's complaining that no one gifted him Destiny 2.
3 people apparently offered.

1 of them said he couldn't help because his family was devastated by the hurricane.
Phil then said "forget it, obviously helping your family is more important". The way he said "Forget it" is going to make for some top-tier soundbites.

He is now complaining about not being able to sleep. Says millions of things bouncing around his head.
Thinking about his future and wondering if he'll be able to keep doing this as a job, and whether he'll be able to keep his house (note: he said house and not HOUSES)

Now he's whining about one of his coop buddies having to drop out because their internet failed.
It's a wonder why Phil can't just do co-op with public users, or the kid in chat who said he sent a friend request and got no response from Phil:

Of course Phil hasn't responded to this person, because he doesn't read chat.

He's bitching and whining about his headset being broken and having to use his secondary headset which is shit.
I'm amazed he does this for a "job" and has no proper headset/backup headset.

EDIT:
He hasn't even switched Twitch to show he is playing Destiny 2:

I would like to thank all the people who post chatlogs and stream moments so we don't have to give Phil income or attention by visiting ourselves.

I'm always a little hesitant that it may be spammy to post these kind of updates, but its nice to know that someone appreciates them. Most of the 'kahntent' appears in the "detractor videos" anyway, but sometimes stuff slips through (I didn't see any of the detractor videos pick up the DSPbegs4$$ or LeannaBBC clips) so perhaps its useful.

 

[Null]

Incoming "I don't have a working microphone" emergency vlahg

how's that going to work? sign language?

 

[neger psykolog]

how's that going to work? sign language?

If Phil actually had any smarts (street or books) then he could easily hook up his good microphone to be used both on console and both on PC. But he's useless at what he does, so he won't be able to.

EDIT: DSP is saying he will redo the Halloween goal this month. People are saying that's a dumb idea in chat.

Is taking off a day next week (I believe he said 12th) so he can pressure wash his driveway. He says he'll have to take the whole day off as he has been working non-stop lately.

Most of the videos on YouTube I can find show that it takes about 10 minutes to pressure wash a driveway. Even if you expand it to 3-4 hours to go and rent a pressure washer, it still wouldn't take an entire day. Unless you're Phil.

example:

It also looks like pressure washing for a person like Phil might bring on some occupational hazards:

Anyone want to place bets?

EDIT:
Now he's bitching and moaning about his headset feeding back to his headset.
Complains that other headset is broken and he can't afford a new one.

Also complained his bank account is fucked at the moment.
He's also saying he is deep in debt.

EDIT:
Said his prestream was one of the shortest in a while (he claimed 20 minutes, uptime bot said 35 minutes).
Then complained about the 45 minutes he would have to spend playing the single player tutorial/pregame shit before he could start co-op.
Proceeds to take another 20 minutes to bitch and complain rather than getting into the game.

 

[Bilderberg Team Builder]

Day 1 views

 

[neger psykolog]

Day 1 views

dood you're forgetting about the entire dollar in cheers he received so far:

 

[Keystone]

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Incoming "I don't have a working microphone" emergency vlahg

Translation to all of that:

"Buy me a new top-tier headset, slaves"

Hear that Vidar? Your paypig needs a new headset.

Day 1 views

 

[neger psykolog]

A few people in chat (probably "day 1 viewers") say how interested they are in the character customization in the game.

Phil proceeds to place a triangle in the middle of his characters face, laughs loudly about a PRO-TRAKHTAR.
Spends 1-2 minutes at most.

He then loudly talks/laughs and makes dumb jokes during the entire intro scene sequence (i.e. what a "day 1 viewer" would actually be interested in) because he "already saw all that during the beta".

Interesting that someone who harped on so much about games are meant to be like a theater experience has absolutely no understanding of immersion or not cracking stupid jokes during dramatic sequences (I guess a particular kind of streamer could do it well, but Phil's jokes are unappealing and terribly paced).

Phil also is surprised that he can jump very high... in space.

I guess its nothing knew to know he never reads chat except when its something giving him money.

Bonus:
"troll cheer" that Phil got mad about

 

[PorkchopSandwiches]

I just checked in at the perfect timing. He was at 632 viewers and he got stuck trying thinking he had to open a door, fooled around with it for a minute, turned to his left to find a hallway with the next wave of enemies.

 

[Near]

how's that going to work? sign language?

I wouldn't be surprised if his most hardcore fans can read his autistic arm flailing as coherent sentences. Voice or not

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil more interested in his mobile phone than the dozens of people trying to interact in chat:

And that's about it for my updates on Phil's stream today because I can't handle any more.

EDIT:
Phil made a joke about expensive cosplay costumes about 50 times over and then made reference to the guy wearing it working at Subway as a Sandwich Artist which the chat didn't appreciate:

 

[PieceofShet]

Phil more interested in his mobile phone than the dozens of people trying to interact in chat:
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And that's about it for my updates on Phil's stream today because I can't handle any more.

You are doing gods work. Thank you.

 

[Christopher Alyre Fleming]

Does any other Let's Player do prestreams? Do any of them consistently do 45-60 minute long prestreams?

@TheyCallItNPD made a very good observation about this a few pages back. Phil loves, and I mean LOVES holding court. A time daily where all the attention is on him & all discussion is about him. He gets to bask in his own corpulent, slovenly glory to a captive audience. He also takes that time to banish any from his chat kingdom who dare question the self anointed King of Hate. First he bans them, then he insults them, then finally laughs at his own insult to let the audience know he won. Utterly pathetic.

 

[ewgf]

It's insane because he has absolutely nothing to talk about

Maybe if he had one single friend in real life he wouldn't have to rant on about mundane water cooler shit for an hour before playing games.

It seriously takes up 1/3rd to 1/4th of his streaming time.

I don't know if any one else has noticed, but now with Leanna out of the picture; Phil has started doing his DSP Tries It's far more regularly.

This weeks has Phil eating 2400 cals of burger king, and he makes some really on point snorts and eating noises. One of the best tries its in a while, and this was after his rave review of the big Italian sandwich from Arby's for big Itilian boys like Phil.

If only he would bring back cooking with the king, so I could see him pour grease down the toilet and dump 1/3 of uncooked grown beef into the trash one last time

 

[TheyCallItNPD]

I'll wait for a detractor re-upload if I want to hear Phil eating another batch of heart attack food. Wouldn't want to give Phil the view.

I'm kind of interested in what's about to happen when Phil plays Destiny 2 co-op with three "friends"...