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Melkor said:
A lot of these reviews are fucking hilarious, tbh.

But then you get shit everywhere. Enemas are too much work, too.
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Lad, how often do you shower that this is an issue for you?

I've seen dildos about shaped like carrots and courgettes and other fruit and veg too, apparent its a big thing. Theres even a small niche of porn just for it too.
What are peoples feels on glass toys? I think when they're as pretty as this one https://www.theglassdildoshop.com/product/sundaze-glass-dildo/
You could put it on your mantle piece and nobody would question it.
 
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Taily Puff said:
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Oh Melkor, you dirty lying anal whore.
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You got me. I'm a virgin :c
Lovertits said:
Lad, how often do you shower that this is an issue for you?

I've seen dildos about shaped like carrots and courgettes and other fruit and veg too, apparent its a big thing. Theres even a small niche of porn just for it too.
What are peoples feels on glass toys? I think when they're as pretty as this one https://www.theglassdildoshop.com/product/sundaze-glass-dildo/
You could put it on your mantle piece and nobody would question it.
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I just put two and two together. Poop comes from there!
 
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Lovertits said:
Lad, how often do you shower that this is an issue for you?

I've seen dildos about shaped like carrots and courgettes and other fruit and veg too, apparent its a big thing. Theres even a small niche of porn just for it too.
What are peoples feels on glass toys? I think when they're as pretty as this one https://www.theglassdildoshop.com/product/sundaze-glass-dildo/
You could put it on your mantle piece and nobody would question it.
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Just for this, I'm now going to question all vaguely-phallic mantle pieces.
 
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I only buy sex toys endorsed by Dr. Ruth.

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Nothing sexier than golden spoons.
 
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I have fleshlight and other sex tools for men but I found joy in a real doll. Seems to be pricey but I think it's worth the price.
Life sized sex dolls are very popular so I purchased the best sex dolls I've found in the online market. I want to explore and enjoy my solo session. Of course, who doesn’t want these love dolls? They are beautiful and capable of giving me the pleasure I desire, not to mention they look and feel like a real woman. If you are a photo lover you can experiment different post from your dolls and can make a photo shoot habit as your pass time or you can even make money from it.
 
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IncredibleDragon said:
I have fleshlight and other sex tools for men but I found joy in a real doll. Seems to be pricey but I think it's worth the price.
Life sized sex dolls are very popular so I purchased the best sex dolls I've found in the online market. I want to explore and enjoy my solo session. Of course, who doesn’t want these love dolls? They are beautiful and capable of giving me the pleasure I desire, not to mention they look and feel like a real woman. If you are a photo lover you can experiment different post from your dolls and can make a photo shoot habit as your pass time or you can even make money from it.
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3/10 copypasta
 
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Lovertits said:
Lad, how often do you shower that this is an issue for you?

I've seen dildos about shaped like carrots and courgettes and other fruit and veg too, apparent its a big thing. Theres even a small niche of porn just for it too.
What are peoples feels on glass toys? I think when they're as pretty as this one https://www.theglassdildoshop.com/product/sundaze-glass-dildo/
You could put it on your mantle piece and nobody would question it.
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I guess that dildos shaped like vegetables are better than wasting food to pleasure yourself. I wonder if they make pineapple dildos?
 
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