DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Quan_Chi]

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This is proof positive that Destiny 2 is garbage and nobody cares, right? Not that DSP is a shithead and shat on the beta though, no way dood!

 

[JohnnyBoi]

Picking on some asshole for years and trying to ruin his income because he's bad at games or said something mean at some point.

Pure unadulterated autism here. And they think they look superior or funny for it. You're all pathetic.

Phil has done more to ruin his income worse than anyone here, also racism and holocaust jokes aren't saying "something mean". People have been telling him for years in how to improve for the better without success so it's better to watch him drown.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

Phil is playing Destiny 2 online with "fans" playing alongside him. He is using voice chat and actually interacting with the other players. The kicker is the players are low-key insulting him and acting like reserved detractors it is hilarious to see him squirm and try to deflect their jabs at him. "Phil is dying more here than in Dark Souls!" "Can we get a death counter??"

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil is playing Destiny 2 online with "fans" playing alongside him. He is using voice chat and actually interacting with the other players. The kicker is the players are low-key insulting him and acting like reserved detractors it is hilarious to see him squirm and try to deflect their jabs at him. "Phil is dying more here than in Dark Souls!" "Can we get a death counter??"

Yeah he made a huge point in the prestream about how he's such a big boy because he's interacting with people in Co-op and how you're meant to play with voice etc.

I guess I'll wait a week till he goes back to never using mic/player voice unless its in his special hugbox.

 

[Rare Drop]

Yeah he made a huge point in the prestream about how he's such a big boy because he's interacting with people in Co-op and how you're meant to play with voice etc.

I guess I'll wait a week till he goes back to never using mic/player voice unless its in his special hugbox.

Thirty-five years old.

Kinda hope more multiplayer AAA releases come out so he has to suck it up. I doubt the playmates will be as savage as the 'Twitch and Chill' crew, but who knows.

 

[Bilderberg Team Builder]

Saving money as an adult is impossible.

 

[neger psykolog]

Saving money as an adult is impossible.

"in the world of reality, when you're an adult, and you're in so much debt and you realize there's no way you can save money"

He says this as he pays for 2 separate internet connections.
While sitting in his second property when his first property sits empty.
With a new car outside.

Remember, with Phil no matter what you suggest, he will have a response for it. Everything is a no, even when the answers are sitting right in front of him.

 

[JackDavis]

Saving money as an adult is impossible.

Jesus... Phil is so socially retarded.
A normal person would say something like "It's hard for me to save money. My money goes into paying off my debt and there's just not enough leftover for me to put in a savings account unfortunately."
DSP instead goes out of his way to insult the person asking the question and makes it out to seem like he's smarter than everybody and of course he can't save money. He's an adult, he can't but it's not his fault, it's just the nature of being an adult. If you're able to save money, you're an immature kid.
And he wonders why people don't like him.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Saving money as an adult is impossible.

>I'm a serious adult, you wouldn't understand.

Bullshit DSP. While it is true that most working adults pay bills there are some that have figured out how to avoid debt and carve out a great existence for themselves. The two biggest debts to avoid are student loans and a mortgage, the second is a little harder but possible.

I had the GI Bill and VA home loan, so no worries. Which reminds me that DSP admitted that he either talked to or was approached by a Marine Corps OSO (Officer selection officer) and DSP turned HIM down. Bullshit, that obese, flabby cuck would of died at OCS (Officer candidate school).

I believe he stated that the OSO's alpha attitude turned him off so DSP decided not to join the Marine Corps, more like he couldn't make height and weight for it or run a 285+ PFT for the officer selection board.

 

[Rare Drop]

Obviously Phil thinks they're all jealous of his shitty credit and constant stress over bills, dood! They really wish they were like him, financially.

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I really hope one his fans doesn't really envy his financial health.

 

[neger psykolog]

Obviously Phil thinks they're all jealous of his shitty credit and constant stress over bills, dood! They really wish they were like him, financially.

Spoiler

I really hope one his fans doesn't really envy his financial health.

This isn't an effort at generalizing, but a lot of his fans seem to be young.
Debt and bills are adult problems. Playing vidya all day long is all they're interested in.

 

[JustStopDude]

I had the GI Bill and VA home loan, so no worries. Which reminds me that DSP admitted that he either talked to or was approached by a Marine Corps OSO (Officer selection officer) and DSP turned HIM down. Bullshit, that obese, flabby cuck would of died at OCS (Officer candidate school).

US military is pretty good deal. I got my citizenship through the US military. It paid for my undergraduate degree when I get out.

The idea of Phil in military, not even war zone, just at normal, US based military command makes me laugh. He would be ultimate "barrack lawyer", giving terrible advice to fellow junior people.

 

[Fraudius]

I suppose Phil was absent the day they covered "living within one's means" in adulting school.

 

[Accel_Rider]

I suppose Phil was absent the day they covered "living within one's means" in adulting school.

I don't think he even attended adulting school to begin with

 

[Keystone]

Obviously Phil thinks they're all jealous of his shitty credit and constant stress over bills, dood! They really wish they were like him, financially.

Spoiler

I really hope one his fans doesn't really envy his financial health.

This isn't an effort at generalizing, but a lot of his fans seem to be young.
Debt and bills are adult problems. Playing vidya all day long is all they're interested in.

It is funny though, since Phil provides an excellent education on how not to do finances or handle your money. God knows they don't teach that shit in school anymore. His following of ignorant children can actually learn a lot off him, really. When it comes down to it, Phil's purpose in life is to be a cautionary tale on how not to conduct yourself or how to live.

 

[James Smith]

Surprised that doesn't always happen when he plays video games 6 hours a day and watch TV 5 hours a day then go to bed. His mind is amazing for being able to shut the fuck down ever.

If Phil actually had any smarts (street or books) then he could easily hook up his good microphone to be used both on console and both on PC. But he's useless at what he does, so he won't be able to.

You can use a phone as a microphone over WiFi, Bluetooth, or USB. There are literally free apps and software that do it. It's pretty decent quality.

Oops I meant to say... "REEE if you guys donate $20 I can buy an app to use my phone as a microphone!"

 

[JamFlowMan]

Under 200 for his Knack 2 stream tonight. Someone in the chat said he has died 29 times. I don't know much about the game, but the fact Phil was calling it a kids game and died 29 times is pretty funny. Top cheers have not been too high either. 600 bits during Destiny 2 was the highest I have seen in a while. Other then that it has only been 100-300 bits.

 

[James Smith]

Under 200 for his Knack 2 stream tonight. Someone in the chat said he has died 29 times. I don't know much about the game, but the fact Phil was calling it a kids game and died 29 times is pretty funny. Top cheers have not been too high either. 600 bits during Destiny 2 was the highest I have seen in a while. Other then that it has only been 100-300 bits.

I was talking to some folks about his view counts earlier. I think he could stop making his Twitch channel 100% let's plays and play whatever he wants and he'd probably get the same views and "participation."

 

[Keystone]

Surprised that doesn't always happen when he plays video games 6 hours a day and watch TV 5 hours a day then go to bed. His mind is amazing for being able to shut the fuck down ever.

Is it possible to shut down something that wasn't switched on in the first place?

 

[uruugint]

phil seems like someone who doesn't budget whatsoever. one of those people that probably has tons of automatic payments set up for services he doesn't even use anymore but doesn't actually pay attention to the shit he's paying for unless he's physically using his card/paypal/whatever. so all of sudden he doesn't have money and goes into 'omg how did this happen i have no money! quick help! real ADULT things are happening to me! i need your donations!'

if he stopped spending money on shit food and learned how to cook cheap and healthy meals he could already save money. put 20 bucks every two weeks away or something. i hope if anything he's scaring his younger audience into saving more as kids/teenagers so they don't end up like this fuck.