Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

[Dog Prom 3D]

It's called sarcasm. The reason I put effort into this is because it is crap like this that makes it so hard to get a Dr to help. And I don't bleed myself... If you have any real questions then ask.

Who the fuck are you to flit into the thread where people are discussing with proof your disgusting fraud and tell us how to interact with you (Kelly only wants "real" questions)? You're the faker, we're the people who mock you. But who am I to prevent you from behaving like an asshole? So here are some "real" questions:

--Have you volunteered to remain under strict hospital 24/7 monitoring for a month, complete with eating exactly what you are told, to prove you are not bleeding yourself. Cameras everywhere. If not, why not? I'll personally put Chompers up in a swank cat hotel if you do this.

--What will you do when your behaviors result in a lack of whole blood needed to save the life of someone in legitimate medical crisis?

--With literally thousands of spoonies shitting up social media, why do you think you are among the handful who get called out? Have you studied people who are genuinely sick and tried to match their tone and consistency or does it not matter to you that people know you are a liar as long as they are giving you attention?

--Does Gina know you impersonated her online?

--Did you know the word "shame" is in the dictionary between "phony" and "shyster?"

 

[Pe0plesuck]

Lol

No one here pities you as easily as whoever the fuck in real life. We had threads on other cows with a multitude of actual legitimate problems, yet we mainly laughed. If you want sympathy, this is the wrong place to ask for it.

The very fact you come here and beg for us to feel guilt rather than trying to dismiss our "lies" with actual evidence and explanation speaks volumes about you.

I have come with proof, I have been under 24/7 watch. every time I say anything you think it's a lie. Maybe it would be a better idea that you show proof? And not just because I take ballet pics in the hospital. I am well aware that this annoys the crap out of people. None of you lie, so you proove your case. Me and Gina are twins... there are no secrets. We both laugh at the posts that are made under her name because we had nothing to do with them.

 

[Cake Farts]

I have come with proof, I have been under 24/7 watch. every time I say anything you think it's a lie. Maybe it would be a better idea that you show proof? And not just because I take ballet pics in the hospital. I am well aware that this annoys the crap out of people. None of you lie, so you proove your case. Me and Gina are twins... there are no secrets. We both laugh at the posts that are made under her name because we had nothing to do with them.

Okay, so let's try to clear up the situation. First of all, why don't you address these posts:

Mainly I'd love to know what may trigger guilt; do you ever feel bad that people needlessly worry or stress about you fictions ailments? Do you feel guilty taking a doctor away from a patient in need, or taking up precious hospital bedding space or supplies? What about when someone desperately needs the blood you waste

So here are some "real" questions:

--Have you volunteered to remain under strict hospital 24/7 monitoring for a month, complete with eating exactly what you are told, to prove you are not bleeding yourself. Cameras everywhere. If not, why not? I'll personally put Chompers up in a swank cat hotel if you do this.

--What will you do when your behaviors result in a lack of whole blood needed to save the life of someone in legitimate medical crisis?

--With literally thousands of spoonies shitting up social media, why do you think you are among the handful who get called out? Have you studied people who are genuinely sick and tried to match their tone and consistency or does it not matter to you that people know you are a liar as long as they are giving you attention?

--Does Gina know you impersonated her online?

--Did you know the word "shame" is in the dictionary between "phony" and "shyster?"

Second, as mentioned by @Cripple, why are you always going to the ER, and not a hemotologist?

 

[Cripple]

I have come with proof, I have been under 24/7 watch. every time I say anything you think it's a lie. Maybe it would be a better idea that you show proof? And not just because I take ballet pics in the hospital. I am well aware that this annoys the crap out of people. None of you lie, so you proove your case. Me and Gina are twins... there are no secrets. We both laugh at the posts that are made under her name because we had nothing to do with them.

As @cakefarts said, you're Canadian, right? Your country has universal healthcare. You're not an uninsured American dodging hospital bills, so why the ER and not regular checks with a hematologist? I also have a chronic condition and even in America, I meet regularily with my specialist and sometimes only have to email him for Rxs. So why are you constantly at the ER which is a waste of resources?

Also why did you or "your sister" post your nudes? It was confirmed as your IP address. I don't know what kind of relationship you two have, but most wouldn't be okay with a relative posting their lewd photos online.

ETA:

The uterine fibroids. Do you or do you not have them? How does it affect your hematological disease as they also cause heavy bleeding?

Why did you think it was a good idea to post your psych records? To me, that's even more personal than lewds, so, why?

I'm also gonna tag @cuddle striker as they'll see through any medical BS.

 

[CN 925]

When are you going to admit that you self-posted on lolcow because you were trolling and it was all just a social experiment and/or you sacrificed yourself for the greater good to get the site shut down? There is irrefutable proof that you made those posts. Why not own them?

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

When are you going to admit that you self-posted on lolcow because you were trolling and it was all just a social experiment? There is irrefutable proof that you made those posts. Why not own them?

I don't think she cares that we know that she knows we know she's a munchie. Her only investment in the truth comes from a desire not to have attention deprived from her later when people understand what she's doing.

I have come with proof, I have been under 24/7 watch. every time I say anything you think it's a lie. Maybe it would be a better idea that you show proof? And not just because I take ballet pics in the hospital. I am well aware that this annoys the crap out of people. None of you lie, so you proove your case. Me and Gina are twins... there are no secrets. We both laugh at the posts that are made under her name because we had nothing to do with them.

I said be under strict medical surveillance for a month. Any munchie worth her salt can behave for a day or even a week. I want to see what happens if you are observed closely for a month.

The proof is there, Kelly. You complain that even your own doctors don't believe you. Where is the blood going? How are you losing all that blood volume when literally no one else ever before in the annals of medical history has experienced this bizarre situation unless they were bleeding themselves? Medical professionals have explained in excruciating detail that you are lying. The case has been proven.

There are virtually no unknown diseases or syndromes. The poor woman who took an atypical antipsychotic and ended up growing nails out of her pores instead of hair comes to mind but the cause of her condition was immediately understood once her medications were analyzed. You are presenting with an impossible set of symptoms that only have been witnessed in people who bleed themselves. Open and shut. You aren't a special person. You're not a medical mystery. You are a seriously unstable woman who is desperate for attention.

Your ballet pics at the hospital annoy people because they are proof positive that you are attention seeking in almost every area of your life. It isn't enough that you are faking a condition and using precious medical resources - you have to have every eye on you, taking photographs of you, as you waste blood. It's less annoying than sickening. You are a black hole of need.

The mods at lolcow have proven that you have posted as your sister. You. You posted so many times over there that the mods just stopped compiling examples. Your sister has no idea you are doing this, does she? There are plenty of secrets and she would be deeply disappointed if she knew you were doing this in her name, though I suspect she wouldn't be the least bit surprised.

Please stop. I have so much second-hand embarrassment for you. You've become such a munchie parody that I can't even muster sympathy the obvious mental misery and emotional damage you exhibit. Go get your hysterectomy, use it as a means of pretending it was the reason you've lost more blood than anyone else with fibroids ever in the history of tumors, save face, and stop.

 

[Pe0plesuck]

I don't think she cares that we know that she knows we know she's a munchie. Her only investment in the truth comes from a desire not to have attention deprived from her later when people understand what she's doing.


I said be under strict medical surveillance for a month. Any munchie worth her salt can behave for a day or even a week. I want to see what happens if you are observed closely for a month.

The proof is there, Kelly. You complain that even your own doctors don't believe you. Where is the blood going? How are you losing all that blood volume when literally no one else ever before in the annals of medical history has experienced this bizarre situation unless they were bleeding themselves? Medical professionals have explained in excruciating detail that you are lying. The case has been proven.

There are virtually no unknown diseases or syndromes. The poor woman who took an atypical antipsychotic and ended up growing nails out of her pores instead of hair comes to mind but the cause of her condition was immediately understood once her medications were analyzed. You are presenting with an impossible set of symptoms that only have been witnessed in people who bleed themselves. Open and shut. You aren't a special person. You're not a medical mystery. You are a seriously unstable woman who is desperate for attention.

Your ballet pics at the hospital annoy people because they are proof positive that you are attention seeking in almost every area of your life. It isn't enough that you are faking a condition and using precious medical resources - you have to have every eye on you, taking photographs of you, as you waste blood. It's less annoying than sickening. You are a black hole of need.

The mods at lolcow have proven that you have posted as your sister. You. You posted so many times over there that the mods just stopped compiling examples. Your sister has no idea you are doing this, does she? There are plenty of secrets and she would be deeply disappointed if she knew you were doing this in her name, though I suspect she wouldn't be the least bit surprised.

Please stop. I have so much second-hand embarrassment for you. You've become such a munchie parody that I can't even muster sympathy the obvious mental misery and emotional damage you exhibit. Go get your hysterectomy, use it as a means of pretending it was the reason you've lost more blood than anyone else with fibroids ever in the history of tumors, save face, and stop.

If you have proof then why do you keep going with this. Canada has some medical issues. There is 1 hemotologist in this part of the world. If I went to see my hem Dr he would just send me to ER anyways. are calling bs on a doctor? yes I have fibroids that cause lots of bleeding in and out. I've been diagnosed and am now following the treatment plan. Even if a person drained blood daily they still deserve blood. I don't waste blood. Can you please share your "proof"

I don't think she cares that we know that she knows we know she's a munchie. Her only investment in the truth comes from a desire not to have attention deprived from her later when people understand what she's doing.


I said be under strict medical surveillance for a month. Any munchie worth her salt can behave for a day or even a week. I want to see what happens if you are observed closely for a month.

The proof is there, Kelly. You complain that even your own doctors don't believe you. Where is the blood going? How are you losing all that blood volume when literally no one else ever before in the annals of medical history has experienced this bizarre situation unless they were bleeding themselves? Medical professionals have explained in excruciating detail that you are lying. The case has been proven.

There are virtually no unknown diseases or syndromes. The poor woman who took an atypical antipsychotic and ended up growing nails out of her pores instead of hair comes to mind but the cause of her condition was immediately understood once her medications were analyzed. You are presenting with an impossible set of symptoms that only have been witnessed in people who bleed themselves. Open and shut. You aren't a special person. You're not a medical mystery. You are a seriously unstable woman who is desperate for attention.

Your ballet pics at the hospital annoy people because they are proof positive that you are attention seeking in almost every area of your life. It isn't enough that you are faking a condition and using precious medical resources - you have to have every eye on you, taking photographs of you, as you waste blood. It's less annoying than sickening. You are a black hole of need.

The mods at lolcow have proven that you have posted as your sister. You. You posted so many times over there that the mods just stopped compiling examples. Your sister has no idea you are doing this, does she? There are plenty of secrets and she would be deeply disappointed if she knew you were doing this in her name, though I suspect she wouldn't be the least bit surprised.

Please stop. I have so much second-hand embarrassment for you. You've become such a munchie parody that I can't even muster sympathy the obvious mental misery and emotional damage you exhibit. Go get your hysterectomy, use it as a means of pretending it was the reason you've lost more blood than anyone else with fibroids ever in the history of tumors, save face, and stop.

missed some answer. I didn't post those records. I don't know how it was done. the security I have now says keylogged. So I don't know. I would have put those up ages ago if I wanted people to know.

 

[TsumTsum]

Holy cow. Kelly comes to a dead-on-arrival thread and gives reason to talk about her. Talk about incredibly narcisstic or just incredibly stupid (or both).

lol she mad

 

[Pooquan]

Then get your sorry anemic self out of Saskatchewan and move to the big city, where there's more than just one sad and lonely hematologist.

 

[Cripple]

didn't post those records. I don't know how it was done. the security I have now says keylogged. So I don't know. I would have put those up ages ago if I wanted people to know.

The lolcow mods proved it was your IP. So either you or someone in your household did. I highly doubt a relative posted those, especially as the records state you're histronic.

ETA: Also a 5 second search on Google calls bullshit on the lack of hematologists in Canada. Rate my MD has 222 pages, not doctors, pages, of hematologists. You can't get me to believe they're not all spread out across the country because that's plenty of competition.

We're not idiot asspatters here. Plenty of us have med backgrounds, and plenty of us have chronic conditions. We're going to fact-check.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Then get your sorry anemic self out of Saskatchewan

Kelly lives in Kelowna B.C, I believe (did she move?). There are 6 hemotologists in Vancouver and on Vancouver island.

1 hemotologist in this part of the world.

Why lie about such easily disproved shit?

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Kelly lives in Kelowna B.C, I believe (did she move?). There are 6 hemotologists in Vancouver and on Vancouver island.


Why lie about such easily disproved shit?

Because most people at heart are kind and don't like to fact check or question people who say they suffer from a potentially fatal condition. She relies on the basic politeness and a cultural squeamishness regarding questioning victims to pull this shit off effectively. She's so used to her online community of spoonies taking what she says at face value that she expects it from others. Even when they check up on her, they often don't say much about it because they don't want to appear to be assholes. So she never learned to lie well. It's likely very shocking to her when people follow up on what she says and confront her with the truth.

There's a curious problem with Kelly - for some reason she doesn't understand that other people are capable of doing the same research she did to be able to fake an illness to prove she faked the illness. She doesn't understand how depressingly common it is to know people or to be a person who has a blood disorder and how easy it is for us to immediately see the problems in her stories. She thinks she is so much smarter and believable than she is. She's a weird combo of Munchausen Syndrome and Dunning-Kruger.

I'm torn between continuing to engage with her because it's nice to see her scramble and squirm but I also know she gets off on the attention.

 

[Cake Farts]

If I went to see my hem Dr he would just send me to ER anyways. are calling bs on a doctor?

I used to intern with doctors. If anything, I learned that all doctors try to avoid sending patients to the ER unless absolutely necessary. For one the ER is for emergencies, so they try to leave them on standby just in case something happens. Second, that's just really ineffecient. It would take more time transferring patients than treating issues in-office.

Also, it seems that hematologists are indeed able to give blood from the office.

More detail on the process:

http://mvhcancercenter.com/what-to-expect-hematology.php

 

[Pe0plesuck]

That was a real question. No one believes that you don't bleed yourself. Serious, somewhat related question, is it true that you used to be a cutter?

yes I was a "cutter" ....

 

[Cake Farts]

yes I was a "cutter" ....

You know, you can quote people and answer them back in the same post. Fun fact of the day.

 

[Cripple]

Because most people at heart are kind and don't like to fact check or question people who say they suffer from a potentially fatal condition. She relies on the basic politeness and a cultural squeamishness regarding questioning victims to pull this shit off effectively. She's so used to her online community of spoonies taking what she says at face value that she expects it from others. Even when they check up on her, they often don't say much about it because they don't want to appear to be assholes. So she never learned to lie well. It's likely very shocking to her when people follow up on what she says and confront her with the truth.

There's a curious problem with Kelly - for some reason she doesn't understand that other people are capable of doing the same research she did to be able to fake an illness to prove she faked the illness. She doesn't understand how depressingly common it is to know people or to be a person who has a blood disorder and how easy it is for us to immediately see the problems in her stories. She thinks she is so much smarter and believable than she is. She's a weird combo of Munchausen Syndrome and Dunning-Kruger.

I'm torn between continuing to engage with her because it's nice to see her scramble and squirm but I also know she gets off on the attention.

Well half-assed research anyway. This is clearly not a med student we're dealing with as much as a pathological liar.

I'm enjoying watching her squirm too as now she seems to be cherry picking questions and dodging ones that require some medical knowledge (even just what a patient would know about their own diagnosis). I say we keep at her until she flounces.

 

[SpaceAce]

If you have proof then why do you keep going with this. Canada has some medical issues. There is 1 hemotologist in this part of the world. If I went to see my hem Dr he would just send me to ER anyways. are calling bs on a doctor? yes I have fibroids that cause lots of bleeding in and out. I've been diagnosed and am now following the treatment plan. Even if a person drained blood daily they still deserve blood. I don't waste blood. Can you please share your "proof"

Fellow Canadian here, and one from a much smaller town in a much smaller province, who had a hematologist appointment less than a month ago.
So, as many others have pointed out, no that's not true. You may be put on a waiting list, for sure, but they exist. Also, a fun fact, many of the newer doctor's offices can actually draw blood and do basic tests right there! There are also walk in resources like LifeLabs that you can literally waltz into with no appointment and have requested tests done.
So if you feel like you want to lie more about our healthcare system to try and weasel your way through things please be aware that along with actual doctors and Canadians on this site to disprove your claims.

And no, if "a person" (you, I'm talking specifically about you and people like you) purposely drained their own blood they certainly do not deserve it and are wasting it.
You don't gouge out your own eyes, demand a new donor pair and then gouge them out again expecting to always have a new set available every time you want to get mom and dad's attention.
You're knowingly and maliciously taking very precious resources away from people who actually need it and may die without it (that includes the blood and the doctor's time) and continue to do so with no thought of the consequences.
I mean, I guess this answers my first question about whether or not you feel guilt. I'd love an actual amount of people you've critically endangered with your attention seeking.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I'm enjoying watching her squirm too as now she seems to be cherry picking questions and dodging ones that require some medical knowledge

Me too.

Especially since she doesn't know me or my knowledge. Where I live (and knowledge of her location), my medical background, and that the world is a very small place and being less then 3 degrees of separation is common.

I love people digging their own metaphorical grave.

 

[Broken Pussy]

yes I was a "cutter" ....

When was the last time you cut yourself?

 

[Pe0plesuck]

The fuckiest thing about Kelly is that she actively trawls her own thread, and even throws up incriminating evidence. She does it partly to reinforce what a poor widdle victim she is, but she doesn't have the self insight to realize it just makes her look totally fucking batshit.

Relevant pic included. Kelly's self post claiming it's from a doctor's letter.

I'll look around l, and if I find it ill post the whole thing. the other posts were choppy.

When was the last time you cut yourself?

New year's will be 2 years. Do I hit quote or quote me now?