Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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God almighty, a little of Bob goes a long way. Bingeing ten pages of this thread at once has left a weird bile taste in my mouth.

That being said, I was reading that old Harper's essay "Who Goes Nazi?" and I think I found something interesting. Namely, I think I found Bob. Though you'd have to substitute "Patreon grifting" for "work"; there really wasn't an equivalent for Bob's lifestyle in 1941.

He is a snob, loathing his own snobbery. He despises the men about him—he despises, for instance, Mr. B—because he knows that what he has had to achieve by relentless work men like B have won by knowing the right people. But his contempt is inextricably mingled with envy. Even more than he hates the class into which he has insecurely risen, does he hate the people from whom he came. He hates his mother and his father for being his parents. He loathes everything that reminds him of his origins and his humiliations. He is bitterly anti-Semitic because the social insecurity of the Jews reminds him of his own psychological insecurity.
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Kind, good, happy, gentlemanly, secure people never go Nazi. They may be the gentle philosopher whose name is in the Blue Book, or Bill from City College to whom democracy gave a chance to design airplanes—you’ll never make Nazis out of them. But the frustrated and humiliated intellectual, the rich and scared speculator, the spoiled son, the labor tyrant, the fellow who has achieved success by smelling out the wind of success—they would all go Nazi in a crisis.
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I want to see Bob's reaction to the announcement of how the new South Park game's difficulty system works.

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South Park: The Fractured But Wholes’ difficulty slider will change players’ skin color. As reported by Eurogamer, the game’s character creator will have an effect on gameplay, altering how NPCs respond and affecting how much money characters will make.
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
It's like he's fighting himself from giving any sort of compliment to South Park.
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It's literally one of the most clever and funny gimmicks I've seen in a video game in years. Of course he hates it. Note his phrasing, too: no one knows how this is really going to turn out at this point, but he's totally unwilling even to give it a chance.

But he's an evolved person. Yessir, he shore is.
 
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Mola Ram said:
He is about that crazy.

By the way, calling this now: if Bob acknowledges any of this, it'll be to sneer that he doesn't give a shit what some "white supremacist" thinks. Because Stacy is from the South, and because he writes rather unflinchingly on race issues, that's the charge that's been leveled at him by lefties and SJWs who've been scorched by him in the past. It isn't true, but there's not enough :optimistic: in the world to believe Bob would give him the benefit of the doubt or look past the standard dismissal.
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Bob's traditional modus operandi is to ignore anything and anyone that shows him for what he is and tears apart his insane rantings.

And for what it's worth, no Bob was not "laid off" from the Escapist. He had actually survived the layoffs and was being kept. (He had a decent following and was cheap.) He got shitcanned a few days later after his final profanity laced insane Twitter tirade against gamers. His bosses had warned him multiple times to just stay away from Twitter. They had had to disable him from The Escapist Twitter feeds. They had had to explain that "dude you do realize you work for a gaming site, right? The Gamers are part and parcel with that. You are a movie guy on a gaming site. Stop insulting the Gamers we kinda need them!" After his final Nazi ISIS Gamers Twitter tirade Archon shit canned his ass before morning.
 
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RodgerDodger said:
Bob's traditional modus operandi is to ignore anything and anyone that shows him for what he is and tears apart his insane rantings.

And for what it's worth, no Bob was not "laid off" from the Escapist. He had actually survived the layoffs and was being kept. (He had a decent following and was cheap.) He got shitcanned a few days later after his final profanity laced insane Twitter tirade against gamers. His bosses had warned him multiple times to just stay away from Twitter. They had had to disable him from The Escapist Twitter feeds. They had had to explain that "dude you do realize you work for a gaming site, right? The Gamers are part and parcel with that. You are a movie guy on a gaming site. Stop insulting the Gamers we kinda need them!" After his final Nazi ISIS Gamers Twitter tirade Archon shit canned his ass before morning.
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The world inside Bob's head must be depressing. He's a deranged guy who's over the half way point of his life being twice as old as most people he argues with and an obese diabetic, has no real friends, believes he alone knows the secrets to utopia (along with his Elites) because he's some kind of superman, thinks of himself as the ultimate white savior for minorities/women, and watching his world crumble before him as the "Nazis" tell him he's delusional. This will eventually lead to him on his deathbed with his brother being the only one to show up and his final words would be "This should've been the Superior Future" or "Let's-a-go!" it's a toss-up really

That's assuming he believes half of the shit he says which lol, Bob having consistent logical beliefs is a good joke.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Fuck you, we all know you don't read.
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And just know that Bob is, above all else, compassionate to those affected by the hurricanes, and knows where his priorities lie.
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He's tweeted stupider things. He's tweeted more offensive things. He's tweeted unintentionally funnier things. But holy crispy crap, that Gerard Butler thing might the most autistic thing he's ever tweeted.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Bob is a complete idiot. Seriously, what kind of education does he have?
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High school, since that's where most Internet geeks peak and remember as the reason for all of their current problems.

...and MovieBlob's head is as hollow as a coconut.
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With all the fat he has, I was thinking a Cadbury creme egg, but those are good and I don't want to sully their good name.
 
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