Lovequest What's been going on with Jessica Quinn?

[LadyMayhem]

I bet it's another Hirtes sock

This.

It's either Hirtes again or a long-con fool.

The other option is that this is someone who created a profile to catfish and that Chris is just the latest target.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Jessica is confirmed a ween, no one that young and pretty would ever admit to being in a relation with the creature from the swamp.

 

[MMX]

I have three possible theories:

1. She is trying to trick the trolls by pretending she's in a relationship with fatty and he's okay with it
2. She's trying to get him to improve himself
3. She's a w33n who is willing to use her own Facebook profile for some reason

In the spirit of wild speculation I offer my theory
It's pretty fair to say she either lurks or posts here under an alias. So this was either done as an effort to generate speculation or to set up the ultimate "no Chris the trolls didn't force us apart you did" by basically creating a situation that can be explained outside the world of character limits. Once Chris fuck's up it gives her a chance to fix Chris because he won't risk loosing on of the few people that comments and asspats him.

 

[Chanchu]

....

Crystal?

 

[Rokko]

I bet it's another Hirtes sock

This.

It's either Hirtes again or a long-con fool.

Nah, Hirtes would have never been able to be so polite for so long.

 

[MW 002]

Looking at her profile gives me legitimately bad vibes from her- but I can't really put my finger on why though.

Then again, guys like Chris can attract some of the worst kind of predatory women- the emotional vampire types. This will be interesting if my suspicions are true and she doesn't just turn out to be a troll.

 

[GS 281]

I get a feeling either Kengle or Watermelon are involved in this. Probably both. Whoever it is should diaf

 

[Captain Smollett]

The eyebrows tell me everything I need to know about this person.

I reverse searched her pic to see if the others weren't fucking around, and it's true......

Spoiler: Reverse Image Results

https://tineye.com/search/c0cb69844492ff217c662580e8d67f7f89af21f7/

 

[CatParty]

It's true......

Spoiler: Reverse Image Results

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https://tineye.com/search/c0cb69844492ff217c662580e8d67f7f89af21f7/

this one made me giggle

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

JESSICAYYYYY

 

[Roachdog]

Hirtes is more retarded than Chris tbh

I think this is just a public farce to try and make chris look good but we'll see

 

[Gunslinger]

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Interesting... they have some common ground.

I wonder if she might do cam shows. It kind of sounds like it from this post and I remember someone on here commenting that her pics looked like a desperate attention whore/cam whore. It could explain her following a bbw site on Facebook as well.

 

[Chanchu]

Hermo?

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Hard to take her seriously with tits as her cover photo (at one point). She gives me the impression that she's trashy.

 

[CatParty]

why has this gone 7 pages? @zedkissed60 @Ride is jessica quinn in orange virginia real?

 

[Fapcop]

Its gotta be a troll...

I mean, look at this shit:

Nobody can be exceptional enough to take his idiotic "harasss CWC directly" campaign seriously.

If it isn't a troll, just on the off chance it isn't: There's something about that profile that just screams "damaged individual". Nobody hardly ever comments on all her pics of holding roses, for example. There's just something off about her.

 

[Uncouth Twat]

Ah, yes. You are right. Btw, I wonder what Anna says about that.

Willing to bet she's stewing like mad right now, trying to dig up what dirt she can on someone who dares invade upon her asspatting.

 

[CumStainedFloorTiles]

I think I figured out why she looks so uncanny. She has a very plastic face. I think it's really noticeable when she tries to smile because her face looks so stiff. She probably got plastic surgery at one point.

 

[Marvin]

Yea but she's kept this cherade up for years. It is rather autistic to white knight somebody like Chris for such a long period of time only to troll him with the same tired lovequest shit that's already been done before.

I wouldn't be so sure. I've made fake facebook accounts for various purposes. Trolling and software dev mostly. I have a bunch of random people as friends. I just added them randomly. One was this fat christian lolcow. He keeps inviting me to events. I could probably comment on his facebook every few months and he wouldn't really care to ask me who I was.

Keeping these sort of things "going" for years doesn't really require much effort.

This isn't really that surprising; people were predicting that she'd become a heartsweet when she first appeared a year or two ago. She's most likely either a troll or Girl Kengle. If it ends up being funny, I'm all for seeing what happens. My assumption is that it's going to be lame and autistic, though. (Can't be underwhelmed if you aren't expecting anything!)

She's Girl Kengling Chris. I think that's precisely what's going on.

It's pretty fair to say she either lurks or posts here under an alias.

I don't recall anything she's said that is unique to here.

 

[Mason Verger]

Cmon, this chick is as real as Chris's fucking psychic powers.

Probably a dude. Probably a kiwi.

Besides its not that hard to presume she's been following Chris for a while, considering this place exists.